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BREAKING: Trump posts video threatening to kill Kamala Harris with Elon Musk in space!
Were reaching tiers of shitposting that were previously only theoretically possible
Oh my god.....I can't even....Metokur will probably give a detailed breakdown of why he hates Walz. Jim is actually fairly knowledgeable about MN politics (in comparison to someone like Rekieta).
I believe Walz is DFL, so here’s the old Jim video from original CURRENT YEAR.
From now on I can't look at Tim Walz without hearing, "The plane has crashed into the goddamn mountain!"I thought he looked like Mr. Lebowski.
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Serious Howard Dean "EEEYYYAAAHHHHHH!" energy.
A lot of them are clearly new pollsters...only one that's been recording consistently is M consult which went 180 in less than 1 month....Walz is so much of a wet blanket I can’t even come up with a good shitpost for him. Whatever. Let’s look at the polls:
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KAMALA’S NUMBER ONE IN THE POLLS!
Hold on, polls have error retard. And gee does this composition sure look a lot weirder than what we’ve been getting for the past year. Where’s Emerson, NYT, and Fox News? You know, the good pollsters? At the top of the list we have NPR/PBS which is just Marist. Shit pollster. SurveryUSA? The fuck is that? Why is the composition of pollsters completely different from Biden’s?
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I’ll tell you why. It’s because Kamala’s numbers are shit and the good pollsters are trying to delay putting those results out. They’re leaving it to the push polls to try to generate some momentum. But eventually the chickens will come home to roost. Trump will be soaring sky high in one or two weeks.
Well, the middle schoolers are practically running kamala campaign so that's not surprising.Is it normal for presidential elections to feel like Middle School drama?
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>moon reflected in the visorTump's gonna be investigated for "much incitment"
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Obviously the correct response from Vance would be "at least I never let a rioting mob set fire to my couch, unlike your city"Is it normal for presidential elections to feel like Middle School drama?
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No. I'm sure the founding fathers fully intended it to be about as mature as a jr high student council election. And the bratty loud lunch table of bitches thinks your weird.Is it normal for presidential elections to feel like Middle School drama?
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Stiller during his appearance vowed to donate $150,000 to the campaign. He also shared his excitement about the upcoming election and lauded Harris for her “historic” candidacy.
You know, I'm Jewish and Irish,” Stiller said. “I wish I was Black. Every White Jewish guy wishes he was Black. You know, get out there and vote and donate and take advantage.”
Michigan? You mean Minnesota?This entire couch thing is such a desperate move. JD can counter it pretty easy. "You fucked Michigan much harder by bending the knee to BLM governor."
Minnesota, Michigan’s governor entrapped people and sabotaged her rival’s campaigns by sending one of her people to fuck up the signature campaign.This entire couch thing is such a desperate move. JD can counter it pretty easy. "You fucked Michigan much harder by bending the knee to BLM governor."
Racism, it turns out, is NOT that big a deal.You know, I'm Jewish and Irish,” Stiller said. “I wish I was Black. Every White Jewish guy wishes he was Black. You know, get out there and vote and donate and take advantage.”