Inactive Dragoneer / Preyfar / firepyro / Sean Piche / Spottybitch / Princess Piche - FurAffinity's incompetent, lazy, dogfucker-defending, scam artist leader who got cucked by a brony

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Saying "sudden loss" usually isn't the code word you use when a chronic illness kills someone. A "sudden" death is what you say for suicide/overdose/accident.

What the heck happened? Then again, these people are retards so maybe they just don't know what words to use.

"Sudden" as in he died of cancer that was only diagnosed in the extreme late stages.

I wonder if he actually died during the biopsy, which he said needed to be done under a general? A general anesthetic is risky when you're that morbidly obese, even when you don't have Stage 4 cancer.

Even if it was technically cancer, being fat killed this guy. A normal person would have noticed that they felt like shit and couldn't stand up without getting winded, and would have gone to a doctor sooner. But he was so fat and unhealthy that he didn't even notice the decline. It's very sad, and what's sadder is his fat internet friends will learn nothing from it. If anything they'll blame medical fatphobia for killing him somehow.
 
So far the “RIP DRAGONEER” artwork doesn’t disappoint.

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I still think my humble contribution is best though. But I’m biased.

Imagine dying and instead of leaving a family or children, you get remembered by a bunch of awful autist art.

Sad!
Maybe he staged his death just to get all this free art
 
Less grave dancing and more posting art dedicated to the memory of a 400lb+ man who identified himself as a 1000lb+ dragon

You know, I was in the middle of typing out some emo moralfag diatribe about how it makes me sad to see the old guard of the internet die off and no death brings me joy, even that of the degenerates. But then I clicked that spoiler and saw the image, and I started laughing. I was immediately reminded of all that furry 9/11 tribute art that got drawn right after it happened back in 2001. All these years on and furfags have still learned nothing of self-awareness or humility.
 
Now all that's needed is a bunch of crying cartoon characters in front of the burning World Trade Center with one of them being very obviously pregnant with a reincarnated Dragoneer, with the caption "MISTAKES INTO MIRACLES".
I can do it for you if you want. Let's say I'm a pro shitposter.
 
I wonder if he actually died during the biopsy, which he said needed to be done under a general? A general anesthetic is risky when you're that morbidly obese, even when you don't have Stage 4 cancer.
He didn't. He said the surgery was successful and was waiting to see results. He said it could take 5-7 days.
 
Dragoneer's friends showing up to the funeral be like

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So far the “RIP DRAGONEER” artwork doesn’t disappoint.

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I still think my humble contribution is best though. But I’m biased.

Imagine dying and instead of leaving a family or children, you get remembered by a bunch of awful autist art.

Sad!
The last one was actually done months ago. Because of that, I suspec that a lot of those were from before the announcement and are just coincidental.

Either way, if the reason wa suicide, then I wonder if he truly, honestly killed himself or just did the same thing Byuu did.
 
Ah yes, the first thing that comes to mind when I think of dragoneer is "that site admin that defended zoophiles". While I am sad to hear someone died in general, this dude is most certainly in hell. I'm sure the site will be given to another person that is obviously a lolcow as furaffinity is rich in terms of how many lolcows there are. I'm not sad or happy about the dudes death it's just a "oh ok, well anyways" to me. I hope he's remembered as the dude that defended zoophiles lmao.
 
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