Did he really get a tiny bit fit? I feel that he'd never shut the fuck about it if he did.
Oh, your feeling is correct. You better believe it, child.
After getting cucked by Pringles-dick John or whatever his name was, Rick decided to heal his broken heart and simultaneously take revenge by getting fit.
"Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.'"
Good shit, Rick. Keep it up.
But, of course, as his mind deteriorated along with the ascent of Trump, it stopped being about fitness and started being about owning real-life Nazis in the queerest way imaginable.
Such a faggy thing to say. Who brags like that about a HALF-marathon? "Sir, I challenge you to a tic-tac-toe duel!"
lmao, what the fuck? Actual Tough Guy Rick in his prime.
(While I normally wouldn't say a half-marathon is something to sneeze at, it's also known as a distance that pretty much anyone can do with some training. Hundred-year-olds have run it. People run it all the time in wacky costumes and shit.)
As someone who enjoys running, I will confidently say normal runners don't talk like this about running, they just do it. For Patrick, it wasn't for the love of the game, he just did it performatively like everything else in his life.
"Don't cry, Patrick... Do. Not. Cry! The pain is leaving your heart... The pain...."
There's a lot more Fitness Rick where that came from, maybe I'll do a bigger post if I'm in the mood sometime.
