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Realistically speaking, if Froot decided he wanted to become a serial rapist... Who would stop him? Who would want to stop him? Let's just say Froot wakes up one day and decides he was going to go to Rome to do a bit of raping. Then what? There is literally nobody who would care enough to stop his raping spree, except for maybe an autistic neet oldCHAD.

And I'm not talking about a situation where Froot is going to want to delay the raping. Let's say he is 100% intent on becoming a serial rapist and anyone who tries to stop him is going to be met with 100% doxcord powers. He's going straight to his maximum available power and blackmailing anybody who get in his way.

The candidates
>Soot
Doesn't care about soyjak
>Kuz
Too busy touching little boys
>Doll
He'd probably join in and touch old grandma
>Captain coal with his password guessing prowess
He'd have to watch his beloved Markieplier get raped in front of his eyes

Then what?
 
Montenegro supremacist said:
Realistically speaking, if Froot decided he wanted to become a serial rapist... Who would stop him? Who would want to stop him? Let's just say Froot wakes up one day and decides he was going to go to Rome to do a bit of raping. Then what? There is literally nobody who would care enough to stop his raping spree, except for maybe an autistic neet oldCHAD.

And I'm not talking about a situation where Froot is going to want to delay the raping. Let's say he is 100% intent on becoming a serial rapist and anyone who tries to stop him is going to be met with 100% doxcord powers. He's going straight to his maximum available power and blackmailing anybody who get in his way.

The candidates
>Soot
Doesn't care about soyjak
>Kuz
Too busy touching little boys
>Doll
He'd probably join in and touch old grandma
>Captain coal with his password guessing prowess
He'd have to watch his beloved Markieplier get raped in front of his eyes

Then what?
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Dr.E would sell him some drugs laced with fentanyl and he would OD.
>But Dr.E is koooooooooozzzzz cuz da wiki said so!
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Sailor Troon said:
Holy mother of TSMT! This attention-seeking wannabe eceleb poweruser faggot needs to stop exposing his fur/fat fetish to everyone and stop coaling up soy culture with his Froot-esque attention-seeking.
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>I transheart paying money to send fetish porn to e-celeb lolcows GEGBVLLS so that my fellow kiwiredditors can do a hearty kek and award me Reddit Gold or however the extremely obese dragon braps while eating piz-ACK!
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AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed said:
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO FEED WOMEN PAST A BMI OF 24.9!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU HAVE TO DATE A WOMAN WITH THE BODY OF A 12 YEAR OLD BOY!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111
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>Stop wanking it to fat bitches in pools.
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AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed said:
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Sean Shemmy​

soygem.party​

JoinedMay 5, 2024

>Stop wanking it to fat bitches in pools.
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You will never be a real soyteen. You have no gems, you have no wit, you have no creativity. You are a furry coomer twisted by edginess and internet culture into a crude mockery of the internet's perfection.
All the "validation" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your "kiwi buds" laugh at your degeneracy behind closed doors.
Soyteens are utterly repulsed by you. 3 years on the bald man with cartoon glasses website have allowed them to sniff out coalposters with incredible efficiency. Even "based" degenerates post uncannily and unnaturally to them. And even if you manage to drag a 'teen into a soyduel with you, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets an eyeful of your disgusting, brimmy, fat farting dragon porn.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll unwatch the thread, delete your empty soyjak folder, and step away from Kiwifarms as a whole. Your furry buttbuddies will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame of harbouring a transphobic fascist 4channer Nazi. Your Kiwifarms account will be a chronicle of your degeneracy, and every passerby for eternity will know that a furry feeder fart fetishist attempted to be an eceleb on the forum. Your Rekieta "trolling" clips will slowly be swept up by Youtube jannies, and all that will remain of your legacy is an obscure account on a New Zealand agricultural forum.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
 
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>Stop wanking it to fat bitches in pools.
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You will never be a real soyteen. You have no gems, you have no wit, you have no creativity. You are a furry coomer twisted by edginess
and internet culture into a crude mockery of the internet's perfection.
All the "validation" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your "kiwi buds" laugh at your degeneracy behind closed doors.
Soyteens are utterly repulsed by you. 3 years on the bald man with cartoon glasses website have allowed them to sniff out coalposters with incredible efficiency. Even "based" degenerates post uncannily and unnaturally to them. And even if you manage to drag a 'teen into a soyduel with you, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets an eyeful of your disgusting, brimmy, fat farting dragon porn.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll unwatch the thread, delete your empty soyjak folder, and step away from Kiwifarms as a whole. Your furry buttbuddies will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame of harbouring a transphobic fascist 4channer Nazi. Your Kiwifarms account will be a chronicle of your degeneracy, and every passerby for eternity will know that a furry feeder fart fetishist attempted to be an eceleb on the forum. Your Rekieta "trolling" clips will slowly be swept up by Youtube jannies, and all that will remain of your legacy is an obscure account on a New Zealand agricultural forum.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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