Ava Chris Tyson / Christopher Stephen Tyson / “Christine Tyson” / “Chris The Meme God” - MrBeast’s litigious troon sidekick & divorcé. Lolicon-loving narcissistic queer

5 km = 3.107 miles for my fellow burgers.

Average walking pace for an adult is 2-3 miles per hour.

Most people could walk it in well under two hours. The fact that you're bragging about it being under six hours means you must be going pretty slow.

How fat are you?
He's bragging about walking a marathon in 6 hours not walking 3.107 miles in 6 hours.
 
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Dude. Shut up. Jesus Christ.
Histrionic faggot asserts faggotry but curls up like Bri'ish faggots with the slightest pushback. If Christopher is a faggot then you're him squared.
I believe Chris is a fucking sex pest weirdo but I don't really have any credibility in fucking ROLLING STONE talking about sexual assault claims.
If anything their coverage deducts from the victim's claim because just earlier "therollingstone" was busy polishing Christopher's girldick.
If you think you hate American journalists, you don't hate them enough.
 
Lol, who cares. Anyone with more than two braincells knew that Chris was a chomo, all trannies are chomos.

But that's besides the point, his one of his shotas bent over for him like a nigger and no one gives a shit about what the rolling stone has to say. In fact, the Chris drama will probably blow over soon, people are too focused on MrBeast scamming retarded kids ever since that dogpack video.
 
Considering this popped up is it any wonder his downfall would be a predatory troon?
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34:16 in the video btw

I find it astounding that any corporate legal team would allow any document to include the phrase no does not mean no in any context, let alone this kind of context. That document is literally advising staff to harass and manipulate employees of businesses to give them what they want even when repeatedly told no, to the point of manipulating their children into putting pressure on them to get them to bend the rules

Whoever wrote that document is talking like a literal rapist. Its amazing nobody ever got sued over that

So my question is how many other predators does mrbeast have working for him, cause i'll bet money that whoever wrote that document is a fucking rapist or at least someone inclined to be one sooner or later. Thats predator talk. He's definitely got more skeletons in his closet in that company
Not condoning but that language is largely standard call floor telesales/MLM tactics applied to…location scouting/clearance. It’s weird but not THAT weird. I personally wouldn’t draw a straight line between it and the pedophilia/sex abuse by Tyson.
 
5 km = 3.107 miles for my fellow burgers.

Average walking pace for an adult is 2-3 miles per hour.

Most people could walk it in well under two hours. The fact that you're bragging about it being under six hours means you must be going pretty slow.

How fat are you?
He literally said he walked a marathon (26.2 miles/42.16km) in <6 hours. Not a 5k. Learn 2 read.
 
A new Rolling Stone article just came out a few minutes ago, which talks about how Kris's assistant Jess was sexually abused by Kris Tyson.


Please share the article.
As much of a complete dickhead Kris is here this particular aspect of the allegations is relatively weak in my opinion. This accuser just comes off as a groupie who got cold feet.
Yes Kris is a gross creep but this person isn't very different.
 
Excuse me, hold on, how is the littering worse than hiring a pedo rapist? I'm not following. A 16 year old raping an 11 year old is severe in my eyes and should be punished with a death sentence. Hiring such a person as manager shows that pedophiles will always protect other pedophiles. Jimmy knew what he did and is guilty. Show the hard drives, Jimmy. Show them.
I have very low standards as far as large youtubers with a hundred employees go, and I also have autism where I appreciate nature and I hate people who litter.
The guy even uses lawyer talk when he didn't accuse the guy he accused of being a pedo. I was complaing about this on rdrama, but he should be okay to say that Mr. Beast hired a pedo if the guy he hired was literally convicted. He flashed a thing saying 1-11 years old too, so he should be just saying it. That's probably more blatant that the Chris/Kris/Ava Tyson shit of being a huge creep around children.
My bad if I wasn't explicit enough around my thoughts around what should be done to pedophiles. I didn't want to fedpost or anything
 
If anything their coverage deducts from the victim's claim because just earlier "therollingstone" was busy polishing Christopher's girldick.
If you think you hate American journalists, you don't hate them enough.
"Journalists", paid shills, propaganda factories and paid advertisers.

American journalism died after mob wars, now journalists are bean poles with makeup to white knight the current regime and technocratic social media who pay them
 
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Uhh, guys, are you seeing this?
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No no no.....thats the junior executive assistant position where your responsibilities include getting raped by a tranny. a position to be filled only by an 8 - 16 year old employee

Executive assistant position is the one where you get tortured and raped by the lawyers instead*

*disclaimer: lawyers may or may not be trannies
 
5 km = 3.107 miles for my fellow burgers.

Average walking pace for an adult is 2-3 miles per hour.

Most people could walk it in well under two hours. The fact that you're bragging about it being under six hours means you must be going pretty slow.

How fat are you?
A decent runner does 5 kilos in around 16-20 minutes. I'm not a crazy good runner and I'm close to 20's at my best.
Non-fatties like me can walk closer to 3.5-4 miles per hour, so yeah, it takes nearly 6 hours to walk a full marathon if you want to. People who actually train for decades can't break 2 hours, and I'm a walker at heart. You'd probably know that if you left your basement, you fat retard.
 
He got Tucker’s initials and birthdate tattooed on his wrist.
Imagine having all the money and clout he has, and getting this shitty wobbly $50 design for your son of all people💀 Love you too, daddy 😀

My uncle did better tattoos when he was in the pen. And he used literal pens.

And I'm aware that this is incredibly petty, especially in the grand scheme of everything, but Chris is ugly asf both as a man and a woman. Rate me MATI but I hate all these people so much.
 
So not just the reveal that Jess was assaulted by Chris but now they had a pedophile on the team and they did NOTHING.......fucking gross.

Genuinely speaking though, how fucked is Beast like can he actually face criminal charges? Like can anything other than mass DFE, legal threats, and possible suicide happen to him?
 
A new Rolling Stone article just came out a few minutes ago, which talks about how Kris's assistant Jess was sexually abused by Kris Tyson.


Please share the article.

Throwing in a jaded $0.02:

Rolling Stone is a shitrag.

The timing of their story sure is handy.

Chris continues to be moved into scapegoat position… to take the heat, so the machine can keep grinding forward.

Don't get me wrong, Chris deserves to reap what he has sown…

And Mr. Beast continues to grin, while his emissaries shout from the rooftops:

Look over here! The Gooner Troon™ did it!

No need to dig any deeper, case closed!

We had no idea and are shocked!

Wanna get sued?
SUED?
S U E D ?

(meanwhile the C Suite is sweeping furiously,
to tie up any loose ends that might torpedo St. Jimmy,
hiring international law firms connected to the skeeziest shit on the planet,
damage control damage control damage control
terrain terrain pull up )

corollary: I found the video by that blonde chick with the distracting fake lips… to be super informative.

p.p.s. the dogpack404 video… damn. Kudos to Jake (and dogpack404). Too real.
 
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Considering this popped up is it any wonder his downfall would be a predatory troon?
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34:16 in the video btw

I find it astounding that any corporate legal team would allow any document to include the phrase no does not mean no in any context, let alone this kind of context. That document is literally advising staff to harass and manipulate employees of businesses to give them what they want even when repeatedly told no, to the point of manipulating their children into putting pressure on them to get them to bend the rules

Whoever wrote that document is talking like a literal rapist. Its amazing nobody ever got sued over that

So my question is how many other predators does mrbeast have working for him, cause i'll bet money that whoever wrote that document is a fucking rapist or at least someone inclined to be one sooner or later. Thats predator talk. He's definitely got more skeletons in his closet in that company
Is that legal?
 
Contrary to seemingly a lot of people here I actually appreciate the interviewee, his testemonies and can see why the is the way he is.

On the shilling for a mooncricket part:
Yeah, he mentioned the guy was black and said "who am I some white kid to be making more than him", which is cringe as fuck. But considering the nog in question was both older and had a kid, I can see why the guy had the reaction that he had. The interviewee strikes me as a person who's pretty emotional to begin with and considering the overall working conditions of the studio, it wouldn't surprise me if his time at Beast genuinely left a significant mark on his psyche. Not to mention he said he grew up broke as fuck in NC, which isn't that unrealistic from what I know. Having been bottom of the barrel poor myself, I can't imagine what kind of mental pressure the guy must've been under, being *this* close to all those juicy bonuses and money being flung around but seeing all the horrid shit along with it, essentially having to tap dance through corporate kid-friendly hell to finally get out of brokeness.
Rate me a fruity faggot, but being an emotional person isn't inherently a bad thing if you know how to manage it, but it does open you up to taking more & heavier blows and opens you up to manipulation more than someone who's more of the overly rational side, like Jimmy seems to be.

As far as the "being edited out for having too much personality" part, I think that he definitely was told that & is still under the deluision/coping that it's true.
Truth be told I think it's more sinister than that. It's hard to explain because English isn't my first language so I'm struggling to put my thoughts to words solidly but:
I think they were just stringing him along, keeping that whole "personality" thing as a carrot on a stick. I also think he wasn't the only one given that treatment.
It makes sense for a company like Jimmy's to do that since they seemingly have a not insignificant turnover rate, it's nothing more than hollow promises in a small manipulation attempt to squeeze a person for all they have.
You see this a lot in the corporate world done to more vulnerable people where they will work their ass off because of (false) hints dropped by management making them believe that with just a bit more effort, they'll get that promotion, bonus, or raise. Only for some evaluation to come along, nicely set up to point out some bullshit otherwise non-factor excuse as to why the employee just *barely* didn't make the cut for the previously mentioned desirable things.
Corporate doesn't have to pay extra, employee is briefly hurt but will likely fall into the "ahw geez awh man I was so close if only I talked more and smiled more to Jinny from HR at the water cooler! Then I'd be considered more sociable and I would've gotten it! I gotta try harder!".

Besides, people will put up with a lot of shit if they see money thrown around around them to other employees. Being given that carrot on a stick of "Ah geez dude it's just that your personality is so great, we can't have you take away attention from the rest! Stick around and we might get a project where you can shine! ", which he of course ended up getting.

TL;DR:
The interviewee is an inherently emotional person who pretty much got squeezed for everything Beast studios could get out of him for as little as possible, typical corporate manipulation techniques along with a healthy side of physical and mental abuse.
 
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