Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

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King Balldo has again reached out through a system of ropes and pulleys to declare the following:

• He has never said the police did anything wrong during the execution of the search warrant on his premises and both dares me and wishes me luck in finding evidence to the contrary to support a petition to the Kandiyohi County Sheriff's Department.

There are definitely clips where he and his friends are strongly implying or insinuating that the police planted evidence on him and cannot prove that the drugs they found in his home belong to him. It might be time to organize a search.

Originally I just wanted any clips where he directly stated that people conspired against him (which he did, by stating Aleisha Sweep lied under oath), because that went into the affidavit. However, with the petition to the Sheriff's office, I only really need to prove there's rumors that can be dispelled by the footage. I think he and the Balldo Guards like Barnes have said enough dumb shit about this case that we can easily prove this.

Nick really needs to stop appropriating the behavior of other Lolcows. He might be a crack addict, but he needs to stop calling you a rat. He’s not nearly fat enough to do the Patrick-esque trying to get the last word.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

lol why lie when there's fucking video of you talking shit.

No stalker child, those were my surrogates insisting the government is framing me not me!

 

[ChromaQuack]

Nick really needs to stop appropriating the behavior of other Lolcows. He might be a crack addict, but he needs to stop calling you a rat. He’s not nearly fat enough to do the Patrick-esque trying to get the last word.

Worse, he's trying to emulate Null's favourite cow Bossman Jack when we all know Nicky can't handle even one hundredth of the crack bossman does every day.

Bet bitchmade Nicky won't even prove me wrong and will just keep coping while pretending a rock a day makes him hardcore. I bet he could not even afford to have gamba sessions like a KING with that non-existing streamer income and famelic trust fund of his.

Bossman has gambled away a whole mustang worth of cash in a single day like a KING, Rackets is unworthy of using "rat" as an insult.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

It is entirely possible since I'm not often in this thread that i mistook things due to not knowing who usually posts here or who makes sarcastic posts.

Not at all! It was a good post with some bona fides to back it up. We'll worth the time spent reading it! Thank-you.

I don't remember him ever stating some sort of grand conspiracy. I remember a whole lot more of him, Barnes, and all the other balldo washers being super pissed that anyone dared believe the government over him.

There were people alleging on stream that this was targeted and timed because it was an election year and his opposition to governmental corruption.

It was laughable back then, and more so now.

We need to collect the most mentally challenged, autistic kiwis to tardrage in high-pitched voices in front of the Kandiyohi County court. Then the police will release the footage.
We can use the fundraiser to feed tendies to the protestors.

One laughed at the thought.

I recall seeing a video where someone purported to be talking to university-age protestors in America to ask what they were protesting, and none of then could tell him. Nick is probably to rural to rouse a mob of such people, but the idea is amusing.

 

[4090 Chad]

Would a motive also need to be established in any filing? Because the obvious one for WHY balldo would potentially insinuate a conspiracy against him is the fact he made extremely vulgar remarks about the judge currently presiding over his defamation case (and who was initially listed as the judge for his criminal case).

 

[AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed]

lol why lie when there's fucking video of you talking shit.

Nick is not smart.

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

God, the hubris from Nick never fails to surprise me. He truly thinks he's clever with these little insinuations and gotcha moments. It's transparent that he was trying to set Sweep up for a conduct violation during her visit to the home. He tried to backtrack on his statements about Montagraph with weasel wording. Now he's failing to use ambiguous generalizations about the "Government" and "Police", to hide that fact that he is accusing Kandiyohi law enforcement agencies of wrong doing at multiple levels.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

how unrealistic would it be to email any of the cops involved and ask them for permission to release the video? especially if Nick insinuates they were acting improperly.

 

[Nod Flenders]

There were people alleging on stream that this was targeted and timed because it was an election year and his opposition to governmental corruption.

It was laughable back then, and more so now.

Tim Walz has more important things to worry about than Nick Rekieta. Like his own Stolen Valor.

 

[Fapcop]

I think CPS has made a huge mistake giving those children back, he's shown no acknowledgement that he has done anything wrong and will only go back to doing what he was doing. He's still getting tattoos and fucking the maid. My only guess is that he'll fuck up soon after and lose them again.

I think he spoon fed his daughter cocaine. I have no idea why that drug test was not considered.

Wait… He got his kids back?!?

Now I know he’s not some nog with a criminal record a mile long… But one of his tested positive for coke with sky high levels. And CPS just went: “Meh, I’m sure it’s fiiiine!”

SERIOUSLY?!

Either way, it’s just a matter of time before something worse happens and/or CPS is back again.

Once you’ve been in the system all reports are taken much more seriously. The local community likewise also knows he’s a degenerate and will keep an eye out.

And the biggest reason as to why they’ll be back, is because Nick isn’t just refusing to admit that he fucked up and has a problem. This whole deal has only reinforced his delusions about being smarter than anyone else and being untouchable.

I’ll take a small amount of pleasure from watching Nick pretending not to give a fuck while seething inside, whenever he gets one of his many troll tips.

 

[Dimension Sniper]

lol why lie when there's fucking video of you talking shit.

Because it’s what he does. See also the entire basis for the Montagraph lawsuit.

At this point I think he’s honestly so wetbrained that he doesn’t realize he’s on camera.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

He has claimed specific people perjured themselves to hurt him. He said the guy who handed him the warrant knew the underlying probable cause is "bullshit".

He hinted at a plot against him by talking in generalities. When questioned if it applies to his case he retreats and says "I didn't say that."

However, he has directly pointed people to commentators such as Barnes who HAVE alleged that Nick is being punished for being some sort of "truthteller".

OOPS!

I'll take your word for it. I know he has talked quite in depth for years that cops and prosecutors will lie, even under oath, and how corrupt CPS is but I really can't remember anything specifically about his current fuck up other than saying the judge drinks vagina beer during the coke stream which was before all this mess. Maybe it's all become a dull rumble for me.

There were people alleging on stream that this was targeted and timed because it was an election year and his opposition to governmental corruption.

It was laughable back then, and more so now.

That is beyond retarded. If this was 2019 then yeah I could buy it but we live in a post coke stream world.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

But one of his tested positive for coke with sky high levels. And CPS just went: “Meh, I’m sure it’s fiiiine!”

This is the part that baffles me the most. Did the test results get thrown out?

Or does CPS just not care about test results like that? But Sweeps fucking brought it up in the hearing, so that’s probably not true.

 

[repentance]

I would dearly love to read the report written by the GAL as well as whatever the lawyers acting on behalf of the children have submitted to the court over the last two months.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

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King Balldo has again reached out through a system of ropes and pulleys to declare the following:

• He has never said the police did anything wrong during the execution of the search warrant on his premises and both dares me and wishes me luck in finding evidence to the contrary to support a petition to the Kandiyohi County Sheriff's Department.

There are definitely clips where he and his friends are strongly implying or insinuating that the police planted evidence on him and cannot prove that the drugs they found in his home belong to him. It might be time to organize a search.

Originally I just wanted any clips where he directly stated that people conspired against him (which he did, by stating Aleisha Sweep lied under oath), because that went into the affidavit. However, with the petition to the Sheriff's office, I only really need to prove there's rumors that can be dispelled by the footage. I think he and the Balldo Guards like Barnes have said enough dumb shit about this case that we can easily prove this.

Here are some videos:

Viva and Barnes going over the initial thing, shortly after it happened. Lots of legal analysis of a certain perspective. It goes on and on, but there are comparisons to "smelling pot from miles away" and the like.

Viva's follow-up

Nate the Lawyer analysing their analysis

Coomalot on the Government conspiracy defense (from Elissa's channel)

Original stream of above

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... so um let's go ahead and jump into
41:51
like what Nick had to say and you guys have already said it in the chat
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Nick's pretty much saying that the go the government's lying right and that
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say guys that is also not out of the realm of possibility but like I said so many

 

[repentance]

There's an irritating as fuck streamer called Wil Herren who is claiming that he knows about crazy stuff still to come but he can't talk about it. Edit : It's a clip from a Camelot stream apparently, so Camelot is the irritating as fuck streamer claiming there's crazy stuff to come that he can't reveal.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

There is no redemption for Nick enough.

There's always a minute chance for redemption. Nick has shown zero signs of it though.

Perhaps it would be an idea to send someone to go to Minnesota and seduce Kayla and/or April?

I’d humbly suggest myself for the job. I’m willing to take one for the team!

 

[General Tug Boat]

Rackets the balldo man is the grand gesture in the Kino Kiwi Kourt. Unlike another grand wizard of the KKK, this man never fails to supply endless amounts of seethe and cope about his current situation. In true lolcow fashion he is going to double down that he has never made any disparaging claims not only the law enforcement that ended up conducting the search warrant, but any defamatory comments regarding the active investigators; Even the judge that was over seeing his criminal proceedings. Beyond the mountains of footage of him making such retarded claims talking about his criminal case over the last couple of months, the Montograph suit just demonstrates anyone that needs to know about how Rackets handles any of these type of ordeals. He is the classic drunk that blacks out and then blames the bottle, in his case the balldo; For his drug addict antics.

I have been watching the antics of this trust fund man child for too many months now; That he does indeed deserve the criticism and scrutiny of any member of civilized society. I without a doubt would have to say that Rackets smokes crack because the way that he even speaks now is if anything emulates crackheads. Even if he is not using, he still fried his brain to such an extent that he is perma-burned from the crack and liquor. I disagree with my fellow kino leafs, that he will be successful in any plea deal. If anything the conditions of whatever arrangement that was made, will automatically be dead in the water. Especially considering in true lolcow fashion, Rackets just does not have the self regulation or control that most functional members of society possess. His kids are more than likely heavily monitored and considering that what ever the conditions are for his plea if he did indeed take it. He more than likely has not only violated it, but even killed it dead in the water based on his previous statements on his dog food endorsement cope and seethe sessions.

Anytime I even see a Nick clip, he is just incoherent, and especially with the word salad that he tosses. Well all things considered, him tossing Aaron and Aprils salad on multiple occasions probably may have some credence. In classic junky fashion he is on the walking on the tight rope scenario. He will do the bare minimum required and if anything once any criminal proceedings get settled. His ego will kick back in that he is the untouchable force of nature, light up the crack pipe, and spiral in even a more insane fashion. The best thing for him at this stage was facing some level of actionable consequences. Clearly this body cam footage he wants to suppress so desperately has some elements with in it, that are going to completely scorch Earth any form of a redemption phase. His statements on the ex-pat Compound Media host, only fans whores, and larping "lawyers" have made it crystal clear the monumental amount of burn out this balldo wearing lunatic possesses. He is trash because of his actions towards his children, which he deserves the consequences for his inappropriate behavior. What would benefit him is distance from his children and to be out of the compound and get into some form of a state mandated rehabilitation process for his abuse of narcotics. Maybe then he might have some hope to get some state of clarity in repairing the damage he did to his family. Will he do this? In classic junky fashion, fuck no, and if anything he will double down that any of the detractors are in the wrong for his own words, and actions. His classic enablers such as better call Barnes, or Dick Molesterson, and Vito the Pedo have indeed solidified that he will never have a snowballs chance in hell to correct anything. The biggest loss is for the children, but the biggest win is for the Farms if this ends up not going into our favourite pass time in the summer, Kino Kiwi Kourt. If anything the following set of criminal proceedings would be far more entertaining for those of us that genuinely think Nick is a menace and deserves the upmost ridicule for his criminal behavior. I hope we get the body cam footage, because if anything it will just validate our bingo cards.

 

[Pelican Bones]

He has "hinted" that the drugs may have been planted. Trying to say it by not saying it, so to speak. Chrissie Mayr interview for example.

• He has never said the police did anything wrong during the execution of the search warrant on his premises and both dares me and wishes me luck in finding evidence to the contrary to support a petition to the Kandiyohi County Sheriff's Department.

Thank you for reading my posts, Nick.

Be sure to leave a like.

 

[TheTractor]

It's funny how the justice system works in the US when you have money uh.

Big L for the kids waitting for Lord of Balldo: The Return of the CPS in a couple months.