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Pig Cups said:
I hope he’s walking down the street and a rioting Muslim punches him square in the face, breaking his jaw.

Either that, or one of them lights the cab he’s riding in on fire, and prevents him from getting out.
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Then the milk would dry.

I hope he sees a riot and is so terrified he runs into a women's toilet for safety, but is beaten by young girls with stiletto heels who rightly assume he is a man with no business in there.
 
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Kane Lives said:
Man, I keep trying to wrap my head around this, trying to find the logic which Kevin somehow manages to arrive at this conclusion, and the only thing I got is that Kevin is just so delusional that he doesn't even register reality.

Has he even talked to people lately?
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Kevin deliberately avoids reality because it causes cognitive dissonance and so with reality abstracted away he's able to sketch his own notion of what reality is and hope others affirm it.

What's truly funny is that presented with the opportunity to imagine his own faux-reality he spends all his efforts on petty spite against people he thinks he can freely bully and actively making clear to everyone that he doesn't have sex.
 
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AirdropShitposts said:
What's truly funny is that presented with the opportunity to imagine his own faux-reality he spends all his efforts on petty spite against people he thinks he can freely bully and actively making clear to everyone that he doesn't have sex.
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Hater! He and Stebs will totally have hot sex while he's in the UK, especially with his new Salamander Eye boobs and his new and improved AmHole 2.0, which will be penetrated.

You're so negative. Once a stench unfolds in the UK, which isn't due to bad dental health, we will know what has happened.
 
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expectant asshole said:
Do we know his itinerary for his trip? I’m always surprised that he misses Brighton Pride which is the first weekend in August.
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He's mainly over for TFNation in Birmingham, which is three days starting tomorrow, think he's going to London after. He did go on a daytrip to Brighton last year AFAIR.

Anyway, the Kevin has landed. And provided some forehead updates along the way.

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kazuhiro said:
He's mainly over for TFNation in Birmingham, which is three days starting tomorrow
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Lmao, maybe he can pop out and join the muslims in "counter protesting" those "right wing" thugs! Come on Kevvy, B'ham is a major hot spot where you can show your allyship with the local majority of baby killers and pedo worshippers.
 
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White-Kettle Shufflepunk said:
I think the UK establishment would implode if a class A troon was assaulted by Muslims. "Community leaders" would probably have to offer up sons for conversion.
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Oh I wouldn't be worried about someone assaulting Kevin because that would include someone touching him and ew.
 
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Stupid Sexy Flanders said:
Well. It would wreck a stiletto heel. That smell is never going to go out.
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That’s why they buy them from Brantano’s, primark, Matalans or any other warehouse stores which sell cheap shoes basically designed to be worn for one night out.
Get a new pair of stilettos for 29 squids, go out on the lash, get fucked in an alley or pub toilet, throw up in a kebab shop, smack Kev round the chops with the heel, then throw them in the bin.

The perfect night for a council estate Tracy.
 
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Procopius said:
Thanks, I missed that in the noise. Now given that Kevin and his mates all read this thread, what British treats could he take bace for his bedmate. A jar of marmite and some jellied eels? The Christopher Lee Vampire collection DVD box set? A selfie outside the now closed Tavistock Clinic with the caption "This is what you could have won."
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A selfie outside of a burnt out public toilet with "saw this and thought of you"

Also lol that he's in Birmingham, it's paki central and telling the pakis they can't call dudes in dresses dudes in dresses is RACIST! So the government never does it

Kev's only defense from a good old fashioned puff bashing with an ethnic twist is hoping his stench can be too offensive to even the local tweenjahadeen

Memes aside Kevin radiates VICTIM and is naive as shit, his only defense against being mugged is not leaving his hotel room except to join an autistic herd heading to tf con, like those buffalo crossing a croc infested river
 
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