Porn and Porncows

[Executive Petrel]

Stop fapping it kills you slowly

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

Isn’t he a closeted gay

He radiates big gay energy because he's Canadian.

 

[ConsentAccidentVictimNo98]

Stop fapping it kills you slowly

So that's why da jooos want us to fap to porn. If we pump those numbers up it won't kill up as slowly

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

Stop fapping it kills you slowly

And sex dosent? Are you telling me that having sex actually kills me?

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

And sex dosent? Are you telling me that having sex actually kills me?

That means eeveryone on this website might live forever

 

[demicolon]

Stop fapping it kills you slowly

Stop shitting it deprives your body of nutrients.

 

[Hijo de D. Woodchucks Jr.]

Thats a weird part of the copypasta. Only a yiffer or pedo would say/know that

Yeah, being only vaguely aware of the kind of scum trawling the Pokemon franchise, I am 100% whoever wrote that originally should be on a watchlist.

Stop fapping it kills you slowly

Bullshit, I'm still alive.

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On the topic of dumb whores, why the fuck do all these women appear to visit their local Costco butcher to get breast reductions? I'm pretty sure there's women with the entirety of the breasts removed that don't look like they got groped by Freddy Krueger.

 

[demicolon]

If you account for coke budget to forger, porn doesn't pay that much so you gotta cut breast corners.

 

[Shao Khan]

the quack who ruined bridgette b should be legit in jail

 

[Random Internet Person]

the quack who ruined bridgette b should be legit in jail

Every time I see her, I get this feeling that a Barbie doll gained sentience.

 

[frozen_runner]

Why is everyone so fat? Fucking Angela White ruined this industry.

American women are incredibly fat incredibly often.

If Legal porno is finally gone then where will Proxy Paige go?

The buffet.

the quack who ruined bridgette b should be legit in jail

Whoever told Lexi Belle she needed implants should be assassinated.

 

[Dan of Steel]

She just attended an AVN House Party (semi-NSFW pics) and fucking woof:

Spoiler: Small dump of dumpy women, "women", and a Jew

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If this is the "best talent" modern porn has to offer, no wonder there aren't any good names.

If anyone hasn't I highly recommend reading the late David Foster Wallace's essay about his time covering the AVN awards. That essay is from 1998, and it's nice to see that the AVNs are just as bleak, horrific, depressing, and trashy of a hellscape nightmare as they were back then. DFW does a great job portraying just how fucking sad and miserable these people are, it's the type of thing that makes you want to take a shower after reading it. And of fucking course it takes place in Las Vegas, the Florida of the west, one of the trashiest hellscapes in the US.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

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David Foster Wallace's

Thank god that guy killed himself we all know he'd hate this website. Total libshit, never met a non white in his life and loved trannies.

 

[Syzyg]

What the fuck

An actor named Jim Buck wins AVN’s Gay Performer of the Year Award, and you better believe yr. corresps. sit bolt upright when the person who appears onstage to accept the award is a pink and leptosomatic 4'10" and is wearing an Eton collar and appears, even under 125X binoculation, to be a twelve-year-old boy. And it turns out it is a twelve-year-old boy: It’s Jim Buck’s little brother. “Jim can’t be here tonight because he’s performing in a Shakespeare festival in New Orleans,” the little boy says (correspondential expressions of bug-eyed inquiry at Hecuba and Filth—Shakespeare festival? sending a prepubescent relative to collect your excellence-in-filmed-sodomy prize?—are met with bemused shrugs), “but I’m here to thank you on his behalf, and to say that I taught Jim everything he knows.” [Enormous audience laugh and ovation, single spasmodic shudder from hunched ABC Radio lady.]

 

[Shao Khan]

If anyone hasn't I highly recommend reading the late David Foster Wallace's essay about his time covering the AVN awards. That essay is from 1998, and it's nice to see that the AVNs are just as bleak, horrific, depressing, and trashy of a hellscape nightmare as they were back then. DFW does a great job portraying just how fucking sad and miserable these people are, it's the type of thing that makes you want to take a shower after reading it. And of fucking course it takes place in Las Vegas, the Florida of the west, one of the trashiest hellscapes in the US.

that was a nice read. now add onlyfans and all the ewhores and the industry is seeder and more unregulated than ever and at the same time they are "respected". porn is a fucking disease

 

[ZMOT]

Stop fapping it kills you slowly

>not fapping on schedule to operate in a constant state of post-nut clarity

besides, how else should people get rid of the sinful thoughts?

Whoever told Lexi Belle she needed implants should be assassinated.

I can live with fake tits, the wrecked face however...

 

[Marche]

Every time I see her, I get this feeling that a Barbie doll gained sentience.

Isn't that the point with a lot of these bogged whores? they want to look like this.
They were not ruined, it was their goal in the first place.

I think the thing with plastic surgery is even if its ok at the time it does not age well at all, I wonder what all these women with lip fillers will look like in 10 years without keeping them up to date.

 

[Shao Khan]

I don't think Bridgette b wanted to get frankentits

 

[ChampFantana]

Why is everyone so fat? Fucking Angela White ruined this industry.

Because the niggers love them some fat, ugly white bitches. This country revolves around making sure the niggers are never denied anything they ever want from cradle to grave.

 

[74164978231]

Riley Reid has always looked like a bobblehead with her tiny 12-year-old body.

Fake tits are awful 99% of the time.