TGWTG Linkara / Lewis Lovhaug - HMMMMMMM? (Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang)

But have we actually seen Lewis do anything that can be considered "Christian"? Has he ever prayed? Or, at least made even vague references of reading the bible? Or going to church? Or following the teaching of Jesus?
If I can recall, Lewis pulled the conservative Christian schtick back when he was a teenager to give himself a authoritative and contrarian edge, much in the same way you see kids today follow a neo trad ideology; unfortunately among the nerds and the rising atheist movement, it won him no favors and he quickly dropped the act. I can’t imagine him believing in anything other than himself; and would probably only say he’s a Christian to win an argument ala “Well actually, I’m a Christian so I know what I’m talking about…”
 
A few days after Trump was shot, a troll sent Lewis an ask on his Tumblr where they expressed the belief that show!Linkara would vote for Trump due to their numerous similarities (including inflated egos). To say he was offended is an understatement

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This is based. Just wait till Oney Plays hears about this.
I think he said McCoy was the first Doctor he watched "before it was cool to watch Doctor Who" and he loved the adventure aspect, but did he ever explain why Voyager was his favorite Star Trek?
At this point I think most male geek/CA cows just have at least one piece of media they think is underrated/overhated and fixate on how right they are.
Dobson liked that brown hair TLOZ cartoon and Other M.
MovieBob thinks modern Simpsons and MCU 'matured' and still holds up, enjoyed Mulan.
Quinton Reviews enjoyed Caillou growing up and called Fred: The Show an 'underrated classic', was literally the only person saying anything positive about the latest Garfield movie and thinks it just needs a sequel to be considered kino.

Linkara liking Voyager and trying to rationalize it as him being more 'sophisticated' or some other shit seems within reason. Fellow CA cow Lupa said it "I enjoy everything about Voyager but the fact is a show."
 
If I can recall, Lewis pulled the conservative Christian schtick back when he was a teenager to give himself a authoritative and contrarian edge, much in the same way you see kids today follow a neo trad ideology; unfortunately among the nerds and the rising atheist movement, it won him no favors and he quickly dropped the act. I can’t imagine him believing in anything other than himself; and would probably only say he’s a Christian to win an argument ala “Well actually, I’m a Christian so I know what I’m talking about…”
Also. according to Iron Liz, assuming Liz was talking about Lewis, he was into pray the gay away. He's always been in heavy denial about his bisexuality, but straight men aren't into dick girls. Hell, Liz said his interest basically evaporated once the conversation about 'the surgery' became "seriously, how are we paying for this" instead of something that might happen some day.
 
Lewis explaining why he refuses to watch The Boys

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Question:

What do you think of the Amazon version of The Boys? I know you hate Garth Ennis. But I’m watching the Amazon series and am on episode 1 of the first season and am really enjoying it and as a Marxist enjoy the biting anti-corporate satire. Which is odd considering it’s made by Amazon. But that is kind of a “no iPhone” argument.

Lewis:

I have no desire to engage with anything related to the Boys whatsoever. I do not care how much it changes from the godawful edgelord crap it's based off of - it's still the skeleton of it. I'm glad you're enjoying it - go on, I'm not here to tell you what to like and not like, but I have zero desire to watch it.

Reply from the asker:

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“I’ve been a fan of yours since I was a child!”

Oh yeah, AT4W is going to hit 20 years in a couple years. Wonder how many gray hairs just sprouted from my head at the thought of that. I’m younger than Lewis but not by that much.
 
Lewis explaining why he refuses to watch The Boys

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Question:

What do you think of the Amazon version of The Boys? I know you hate Garth Ennis. But I’m watching the Amazon series and am on episode 1 of the first season and am really enjoying it and as a Marxist enjoy the biting anti-corporate satire. Which is odd considering it’s made by Amazon. But that is kind of a “no iPhone” argument.

Lewis:

I have no desire to engage with anything related to the Boys whatsoever. I do not care how much it changes from the godawful edgelord crap it's based off of - it's still the skeleton of it. I'm glad you're enjoying it - go on, I'm not here to tell you what to like and not like, but I have zero desire to watch it.

Reply from the asker:

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“I’ve been a fan of yours since I was a child!”

Oh yeah, AT4W is going to hit 20 years in a couple years. Wonder how many gray hairs just sprouted from my head at the thought of that. I’m younger than Lewis but not by that much.
Man this is like the retarded argument Batman makes in BvS that a 1% chance of Superman being evil makes him 100% evil. I mean you just admitted that they changed what you didn't like about the comics. Why don't you give something a try for once in your life?
 
Honestly his distain for Ennis and his works is one of the few instances I am in alignment with him, albeit he is just pissy about naughty and nasty no-no words and behaviour being featured in a medium he obsessively sees as some cuddly edge free utopia thats PG-13 at worst, whereas I am pissy about how his schtick is just an endless repeat of stale edgelord shit surrounding early to mid 00s fedora spiel (i.e. muh bush, muh iraq, muh jesusland, muh ever more tedious self inserts, muh copypasted "special forces gorrila warfare badass" backstory) wherin everybody is either an acerbic smug asshole or just straight up clinically retarded, and every man woman and child has some variation of this fucking face
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My own personal tismdemons aside, I suspect this is also why Lewis hates weebshit as he views it as terrifyingly NSFW by nature, and thus something that will automatically bring back vietnam flashbacks of mamma lovhaug walking in on him uh...shining his lightbringer to his own homedrawn comic rape scenes
 
Honestly his distain for Ennis and his works is one of the few instances I am in alignment with him, albeit he is just pissy about naughty and nasty no-no words and behaviour being featured in a medium he obsessively sees as some cuddly edge free utopia thats PG-13 at worst, whereas I am pissy about how his schtick is just an endless repeat of stale edgelord shit surrounding early to mid 00s fedora spiel (i.e. muh bush, muh iraq, muh jesusland, muh ever more tedious self inserts, muh copypasted "special forces gorrila warfare badass" backstory) wherin everybody is either an acerbic smug asshole or just straight up clinically retarded, and every man woman and child has some variation of this fucking face
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My own personal tismdemons aside, I suspect this is also why Lewis hates weebshit as he views it as terrifyingly NSFW by nature, and thus something that will automatically bring back vietnam flashbacks of mamma lovhaug walking in on him uh...shining his lightbringer to his own homedrawn comic rape scenes
Ennis is like Millar and Ellis. These people should not write superheroes at all costs. They obviously have utter contempt to the concept, why keep them doing it? Let them write things outside of those realms.

Ellis's Transmetropolitan is bizarre but definitately something different.

MIllar's Empress is an amazing sprawling space opera.

and Ennis's Hellblazer is still well-regarded.

Don't let them become even bigger bitter loathsome cunts. Ennis's 'The Boys' is just dripping with contempt and it's not even fucking deep, it's all like Snyder-esque levels of surface level observations and dickery.

I dread hearing them writing superheroes, but get interested if doing something else.... well, until I remember Ennis did Crossed as a "Fuck you" to zombie movies
 
well, until I remember Ennis did Crossed as a "Fuck you" to zombie movies
Indeed, a "fuck you" to zombie fiction that did jack shit to diverge from or deconstruct said fiction beyond crowbarring in rape and literal edgetard zombies, and wound up just following the exact same story beats and "maybe we are the real monsters guiz" schtick we have seen since the late 60s to the point where the zombies saying fuck and raping people was literally the only thing separating the series from dozen other cheap and interchangable zombie comics on the market at the time.

I actually remember the smugfuck interviews he was giving before its release on how it was also gonna be a masterpiece that perfectly skewered the foolishness of zombie movie fans for daring to be seen/heard by him idly chatting about how they themselves would fare in a zombie apocalypse, which just brings to mind some greasy autist sitting miserably by himself in the school cafeteria and silently seething as he hears the next table talk about what they would do if they were in a resident evil game, muttering to himself how his OC donut steel zombies would rape them n shit and how much better his zombies are.

That being said, it would be mildly amusing to see linkara review that shit, if only for the endless tangents about how rape is bad (pls dont read my old books/comics) from him every five seconds
 
Man this is like the retarded argument Batman makes in BvS that a 1% chance of Superman being evil makes him 100% evil. I mean you just admitted that they changed what you didn't like about the comics. Why don't you give something a try for once in your life?
It's probably because Lewis has this twisted view of what a hero needs to be and the heroes in "The Boys" are practically villains. So instead of seeing it as a subversion of hero tropes and seeing what would most likely happen if people truly did have super powers like this he's all, "wahhhh it's bad!".

Remember this is the faggot that actually thought "chivalry" was a real code of honor among the knights of old and applied to their every waking moment. Except it only applied to other knights and the court. And then only when it was convenient for them. If you were a peasant? They could brutalize you if they felt like it because you were nothing in their eyes. The idea of chivalric code was a romantic myth created by writers hundreds of years later.

Lewis basically lives his life according to pop-culture and believes that the movies he watched as a child are representations of real history.
 
It's probably because Lewis has this twisted view of what a hero needs to be and the heroes in "The Boys" are practically villains. So instead of seeing it as a subversion of hero tropes and seeing what would most likely happen if people truly did have super powers like this he's all, "wahhhh it's bad!".
That and he also needs his entertainment to be bland and inoffensive... unless it's horror, then he's okay. But a superhero series that dares use cursewords, show violence, and have nudity? Oh no, that's the worst thing ever.

And as was mentioned earlier in the thread, people telling him he should watch something makes him want to not watch it even harder.
 
Indeed, a "fuck you" to zombie fiction that did jack shit to diverge from or deconstruct said fiction beyond crowbarring in rape and literal edgetard zombies, and wound up just following the exact same story beats and "maybe we are the real monsters guiz" schtick we have seen since the late 60s to the point where the zombies saying fuck and raping people was literally the only thing separating the series from dozen other cheap and interchangable zombie comics on the market at the time.

I actually remember the smugfuck interviews he was giving before its release on how it was also gonna be a masterpiece that perfectly skewered the foolishness of zombie movie fans for daring to be seen/heard by him idly chatting about how they themselves would fare in a zombie apocalypse, which just brings to mind some greasy autist sitting miserably by himself in the school cafeteria and silently seething as he hears the next table talk about what they would do if they were in a resident evil game, muttering to himself how his OC donut steel zombies would rape them n shit and how much better his zombies are.

That being said, it would be mildly amusing to see linkara review that shit, if only for the endless tangents about how rape is bad (pls dont read my old books/comics) from him every five seconds
Isn't Ennis also behind that retarded quote "Batman is a rich capitalist who beats up poor people for shits'n'giggles"? Also, let's be real everythin' that mick makes it out of spite.
 
Honestly his distain for Ennis and his works is one of the few instances I am in alignment with him, albeit he is just pissy about naughty and nasty no-no words and behaviour being featured in a medium he obsessively sees as some cuddly edge free utopia thats PG-13 at worst, whereas I am pissy about how his schtick is just an endless repeat of stale edgelord shit surrounding early to mid 00s fedora spiel (i.e. muh bush, muh iraq, muh jesusland, muh ever more tedious self inserts, muh copypasted "special forces gorrila warfare badass" backstory) wherin everybody is either an acerbic smug asshole or just straight up clinically retarded, and every man woman and child has some variation of this fucking face
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My own personal tismdemons aside, I suspect this is also why Lewis hates weebshit as he views it as terrifyingly NSFW by nature, and thus something that will automatically bring back vietnam flashbacks of mamma lovhaug walking in on him uh...shining his lightbringer to his own homedrawn comic rape scenes
Ennis is not the artist of the face.
That is the late great Steve Dillion.
 
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