Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Thé au lait]

Is it possible that the convention center doesn't have good wifi, and he's too destitute from his lolsuits to afford roaming costs? I've never seen him shut up for this long, so I can't imagine he's at home malding.

 

[An automatic clown]

One of the Pesticles found a flickr account for the con and they posting photos on it. No sign of pig man

https://www.flickr.com/photos/200788293@N08/

 

[Billy Bong]

Nothing from him for almost 12 hours and all his most recent stuff is US politics. Something definitely happened.

https://nitter.poast.org/stealthygeek/

 

[Well Intentioned]

Yeah, I'm surprised he hasn't even managed a 'Scotland, I'm inside you'-tier 'joke', even if he was LARPing being overseas.

Didn't he tweet his ticket confirmation or whatever? Something weird is afoot.

 

[OffTopic]

One of the Pesticles found a flickr account for the con and they posting photos on it. No sign of pig man

https://www.flickr.com/photos/200788293@N08/

Pesticles, eh? Heh.
Allllllllllright.

We can call in a Nicacado Butthole airstrike on this position with pinpoint precision any time we fucking choose. We can light this place up like a tree on Christmas while surfing the Pink Triangle Beach like Lt. Kilgore.
Makes no difference to us. We thrive on conflict.

However... Sigh. However; we're trying to be magnanimous these days.
Rumor has it we have a second, better lolcow coming very soon and we'd like to share it with you.

Big market tease? Oh yeah, lambchops. Been doin' this since I was fawkin 18 (sniff).

Gah bless.

 

[An automatic clown]

Pesticles, eh? Heh.
Allllllllllright.

We can call in a Nicacado Butthole airstrike on this position with pinpoint precision any time we fucking choose. We can light this place up like a tree on Christmas while surfing the Pink Triangle Beach like Lt. Kilgore.
Makes no difference to us. We thrive on conflict.

However... Sigh. However; we're trying to be magnanimous these days.
Rumor has it we have a second, better lolcow coming very soon and we'd like to share it with you.

Big market tease? Oh yeah, lambchops. Been doin' this since I was fawkin 18 (sniff).

Gah bless.

I thought Pesticles was pretty clever

 

[OffTopic]

I thought Pesticles was pretty clever

No worries, Habibiman.

The only reason I have this account is to build up my doots credit before posting our new cow thread.

Fire away.

 

[An automatic clown]

No worries, Habibiman.

The only reason I have this account is to build up my doots credit before posting our new cow thread.

Fire away.

Is it a Patverse cow ?

 

[ForTheHoard]

No worries, Habibiman.

The only reason I have this account is to build up my doots credit before posting our new cow thread.

Fire away.

They better be funny because the dramatics are gay.

 

[Summer of George]

No worries, Habibiman.

The only reason I have this account is to build up my doots credit before posting our new cow thread.

Fire away.

I hope it’s a tell-all on Hildy or Ooga Booga.

 

[OffTopic]

I hope it’s a tell-all on Hildy or Ooga Booga.

Wrong as always, Georgester.

The pitch is: Rick + Snackie X 100.

It's not a secret. The subject is my Pfp.

They better be funny because the dramatics are gay.

You better shush up baby non-contributing child because backseat modding is against the rules.

Mind your bored (sorry) BOARD culture.

 

[ForTheHoard]

You better shush up baby non-contributing child because backseat modding is against the rules.

Mind your bored (sorry) BOARD culture.

If you're going to double post, the least you could do is produce some content. Go be a faggot somewhere else.

 

[Immortal Technique Vol.2]

Fatrick is trying to stay underground after participating in the Southport riots and heard they were clearing out the jail to arrest participants.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

Fatrick is trying to stay underground after participating in the Southport riots and heard they were clearing out the jail to arrest participants.
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I always appreciate seeing that specific pat face in shoops, it might be my favorite. Something about the duper delight grin and wide eyes combined with his greasy head does it for me. The swollen thumb head from his random web interview (the 'it's so FUCKING funny!' one) is also good but it's more repulsive than anything.

 

[OffTopic]

If you're going to double post, the least you could do is produce some content. Go be a faggot somewhere else.

You're right. My mistake.
You guys always win these little back-and-forths.

I promise not to bother you again.

 

[femoralcanal]

The subject is my Pfp

What's gotten to the Boqster lately? He's been a lot sassier than usual these last few weeks. Dude has been using every thread in Lit Crit as an excuse for the retardest fights a man can think of.

 

[Cactuar King]

I always appreciate seeing that specific pat face in shoops, it might be my favorite. Something about the duper delight grin and wide eyes combined with his greasy head does it for me. The swollen thumb head from his random web interview (the 'it's so FUCKING funny!' one) is also good but it's more repulsive than anything.

My favorite is that dumbass expression he has during his half-marathon run. That's peak Pat to me.

 

[Something Awful]

You're right. My mistake.
You guys always win these little back-and-forths.

I promise not to bother you again.

Oh wait, you're already here, there's nowhere lower to go.


(lol, sorry, the pests are niggers, but it always makes me chuckle when they post the gif)

 

[Ashkenazi Porn Actress]

https://www.flickr.com/photos/200788293@N08/

Already spotted Uncle Paul:



I see they banned him from wearing his gimp mask so he opted for the next best thing.

 

[Thé au lait]

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Oh wait, you're already here, there's nowhere lower to go.


(lol, sorry, the pests are niggers, but it always makes me chuckle when they post the gif)

I honestly think this gif and gay porn are the majority of the images on the site (or at least on literature board)
It's genuinely schizo-tier