Nexpo/YT Horror Channels - Do they all suck

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Looking for suggestions on podcasts that cover the paranormal and explain the whole story. It can be "true" or debunked stories, but if you guys know of anything entertaining and say on Spotify, I'd like to hear of it.
Shrouded Hand does one with a friend which is pretty good. He’s in like 10-20 percent of all the episodes and borders on a cohost at times.


There was another one called the out there hour but it doesn’t exist anymore.
 
Tommy's mouth remained a frozen smile, but his eyes darkened, ever so slightly, “Hehehehe.”

I stopped reading there.
I read all three reddit posts out of morbid curiosity. Shit kept me up a pair of nights. It's not perfect and it's gross during the molestation scenes, kinda limp during the "action" scenes but I like the underlying tension where nothing happens and people have to pretend there's nothing wrong.

Or turn a blind eye to the fucked up shit happening behind closed doors. It struck a familiar note with me.

The Cum Hill
... Silent Cum: Shattered Dicks?

Anyway speaking of Shrouded Hand:

Pardon me, I happen to be mobile fagging at the moment.
Anyway this reminds me of the fact that electric shock therapy is beginning to make a comeback.
 
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The absolute fuck it is.
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Everyone keeps sucking off how "realistic" the series is, then it'll describe the magical fucking serial killers doing some absolutely looney tunes shit like encasing a grown man in a pile of wax and getting away with no evidence to catch them.
My favourite part is when you get actual animated footage of the two killers and they act like such fucking goobers.
 
That't not what we get but I don't think that's what Urbanspook ever planned anyway. That's kind of the beauty of it. Why do these two monsters paint and how are they so good at it? I hope that this isn't the only project he ever does or feels he has to live up to it because I want to see him double down.
While you mentioned formulaic i agree that it not being planned that well has some charm. A lot of the horror community is too used to everything being set in stone and while that is fine when you look at AH and ARGs (i can't stand this term now) they all follow a set path of rules especially when the usual fart huffing horrortubers get their hands on it and start over-analyzing it. Part of why i like Urbanspook is because of how little it gives the viewer and presents itself straightforward since i am tired of AH having like 10 sub plots in a few episodes that mostly might go nowhere or get a weak ass payoff after meandering the viewer around.
Either that or they just sorta...die.
yeah they get too caught up in the chase that they forget it has to end at some point
 
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While you mentioned formulaic i agree that it not being planned that well has some charm. A lot of the horror community is too used to everything being set in stone and while that is fine when you look at AH and ARGs (i can't stand this term now) they all follow a set path of rules especially when the usual fart huffing horrortubers get their hands on it and start over-analyzing it. Part of why i like Urbanspook is because of how little it gives the viewer and presents itself straightforward since i am tired of AH having like 10 sub plots in a few episodes that mostly might go nowhere or get a weak ass payoff after meandering the viewer around.
Either that or they just sorta...die.
 

Nyx Fears has a new video out, he's going to do the whole Found Footage Iceberg. Despite the troonery I still enjoy his videos. He's definitely entering the lazy phase of the AGP, he just looks like a goth male with long hair again.
I wish he stopped using edited feelsguy variants in his thumbnails. They feel so forced and unnatural.
 
Looking for suggestions on podcasts that cover the paranormal and explain the whole story. It can be "true" or debunked stories, but if you guys know of anything entertaining and say on Spotify, I'd like to hear of it.
remenber classical C2CAM when it was just people calling in and telling in their stories? this podcast is the modern equivalent of it, VERY good:
 
anybody know about this rabbit hole? Apparently there's an ongoing investigation on this guy that dresses up like a school boy and post all over Instagram. Source had to clip this out of his main video luckily it was reuploaded. Apparently this freak has some sort of mental illness. It's just creepy as shit. The dude reminds me of AC/DC guitarist Angus Young if he started LARPing as the retarded midget from the second human centipede movie. Thoughts?
 
anybody know about this rabbit hole? Apparently there's an ongoing investigation on this guy that dresses up like a school boy and post all over Instagram. Source had to clip this out of his main video luckily it was reuploaded. Apparently this freak has some sort of mental illness. It's just creepy as shit. The dude reminds me of AC/DC guitarist Angus Young if he started LARPing as the retarded midget from the second human centipede movie. Thoughts?
Eh, he's just British.
 
anybody know about this rabbit hole? Apparently there's an ongoing investigation on this guy that dresses up like a school boy and post all over Instagram. Source had to clip this out of his main video luckily it was reuploaded. Apparently this freak has some sort of mental illness. It's just creepy as shit. The dude reminds me of AC/DC guitarist Angus Young if he started LARPing as the retarded midget from the second human centipede movie. Thoughts?
Damn it I knew someone was going to post about this before me. Here's another video on the situation--it's not a great video. His smoke detector keeps beeping in the background which is hilarious.
I do wonder if this guy is a predator? At the very least he's giving lolcow potential.
 
Damn it I knew someone was going to post about this before me. Here's another video on the situation--it's not a great video. His smoke detector keeps beeping in the background which is hilarious.
I do wonder if this guy is a predator? At the very least he's giving lolcow potential.
Beats me, all I do know is that this is probably one of the most scariest things to come out online for a while. The thing that there's some 50 year old British guy dressing up as a school boy on the internet making constant Instagram posts with uncanny filters and possibly cropped CP images just creeps me the hell out.

Hopefully we get to know who this person is before he does any harm to anyone and lock him away for a good long while.
 
Beats me, all I do know is that this is probably one of the most scariest things to come out online for a while. The thing that there's some 50 year old British guy dressing up as a school boy on the internet making constant Instagram posts with uncanny filters and possibly cropped CP images just creeps me the hell out.

Hopefully we get to know who this person is before he does any harm to anyone and lock him away for a good long while.
What's even weirder is this guy lashes out and will call people who don't like him pedos? As if that's going to deflect from what he's doing. I honestly wouldn't care about this guy but his weird ass edits of actual kids is what makes him creepy to me. Why does he make the kids look like wax figures or corpses? Why the pale skin and big red lips? That's what I want to know.
 
@Snake of Diamond What I meant is that every episode of The Painter so far follows the same pattern:
Content warning->First crime scene->Paintings are found that lead to other crime scenes->Report or other more explicit crime scene is found-> Second content warning->Second crime scene-> Paintings of the crime scene, some are connected to past or future episodes-> Visual of the killers -> Phone number.

I meant it as it literally being a formula.

So I was in the mood to find one of my favourite 4chan threads readings and I noticed something.

Guys, did Kister rip off this but added Christian stuff?

If you for whatever reason don't want or can watch embedded, Earth is invaded by a race of aliens that take their victims skin off, wear it weirdly, are able to mimic voices to get potential victims out in the open to kill them, people can only hide from them by avoiding making noise, vague religious connection, suicide is mentioned as a measure against them that turns out to be useless and they push humanity almost to extinction, not before harvesting it for sheer sadism.

Considering Kister used the Albanian and Selene Delgado, is it possible he used this story as a basis? If not straight up stole it?

If not, this is supposed to be a prophecy so brainstorm ideas to not die.
 
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@Snake of Diamond What I meant is that every episode of The Painter so far follows the same pattern:
Content warning->First crime scene->Paintings are found that lead to other crime scenes->Report or other more explicit crime scene is found-> Second content warning->Second crime scene-> Paintings of the crime scene, some are connected to past or future episodes-> Visual of the killers -> Phone number.

I meant it as it literally being a formula.

So I was in the mood to find one of my favourite 4chan threads readings and I noticed something.

Guys, did Kister rip off this but added Christian stuff?

If you for whatever reason don't want or can watch embedded, Earth is invaded by a race of aliens that take their victims skin off, wear it weirdly, are able to mimic voices to get potential victims out in the open to kill them, people can only hide from them by avoiding making noise, vague religious connection, suicide is mentioned as a measure against them that turns out to be useless and they push humanity almost to extinction, not before harvesting it for sheer sadism.

Considering Kister used the Albanian and Selene Delgado, is it possible he used this story as a basis? If not straight up stole it?

If not, this is supposed to be a prophecy so brainstorm ideas to not die.
Could be. I will say that Mandela Catalogue (Was that the one he made’s name? I remember it being executed pretty well for what it was) is arguably creepier than the original greentext if he did rip it off.
 
My favourite part is when you get actual animated footage of the two killers and they act like such fucking goobers.
One thing that kills the suspension of disbelief a bit is when the tapes claim to have footage or photos of the killers, and it turns out to just be more of UrbanSPOOK's oil paintings. Sure, it's cool artwork and all, but it would have made more sense to try a different medium (i.e. digital editing or maybe even practical effects) - unless the Painters happen to somehow be animate paintings walking around, having them be artistically represented when the tape claims that it's genuine imagery of them is a massive oversight.
 
Used to watch a lot of Nexpo. Compared to other channels I watched, he does a good job stringing a story along and making an enjoyable video out of it. I liked his Petscop videos and "The A.I. That Torments You." Kind of like campfire stories, you have to buy into these, as obviously Petscop was a fake game from the start.

Anyone noticed most of these horror youtubers struggle with grammar and pronunciation? I noticed it with Nexpo and Nick Crowley, and Chills obviously has an issue with it too. No idea what that's about. Also their comment sections (especially Crowley's) are filled with complete idiots. More so than usual. I wonder what attracts so many dummies to these horror videos. I've only really checked out Nexpo, Crowley, and Chills. I think I watched some LEMMINO as well. Does anyone have some better recommendations for actual real life spooky stories or ARGs?
 
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