Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. THIS IS NOT A POLITICAL DEBATE THREAD.

[LettuceMan]

What. The fuck. Is this timeline.
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They’re desperately trying to counter the couch fucker story, and failing. Don Jr - JD is your monster. Own it.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I haven't been keeping up with Walz. What's the deal with the stolen valor and now horse semen?

Stolen valor: Elderly, obese conman fetishists are saying that he left the national guard when he was going to be deployed to Iraq. In reality, he had already given his notice that he was leaving 5 months before they got word that they were going to Iraq.

Horse semen: They are mad about their VP choice being linked to couch fucking (fake but funny because it's believable that something a horny teenage male would do) and him fapping to dolphin furry porn (true based on his own screenshot) so they made up shit about Walz drinking horse semen (so stupid because it's obviously a lie)

 

[Tridgeridoo]

But horse cum?? Horse cum. Like. At least the pee pee tapes were believable.

They're posting horse cum memes so people finally stop saying they're weird.

 

[MichałDrzymała]

They're posting horse cum memes so people finally stop saying they're weird.

Posting horse cum memes is totally cool and normal...

 

[The Hardest R]

If Trump senses that he’s going to lose this year, like after a bad debate performance, he might come up with a medical reason to drop out and let JD Vance lose so he doesn’t have to be remembered as a loser again.

He made much of his fortune by gaming the bankruptcy laws. Letting Vance hold the bag would be the same thing.

Trump made hundreds of millions of dollars off #StopTheSteal. Trump is a nigger who will put his name on anything if he thinks he can make a buck. His style would be to grift off of his base than just drop out ahead of time.

They're posting horse cum memes so people finally stop saying they're weird.

It’s basically something like “when did you stop beating your wife?” They think it’ll prompt some reaction they hope to riff off of.

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

History will remember this election cycle as this fat wigger having it in the bag, but actually managing to lose to Copmala because he let Don Jr pick Vance

This is somehow the same dude who managed to beat Hillary Clinton. Clinton and Harris are the same kind of charisma black hole. I'm pretty sure Musk-Sargon could win this if they were allowed to run.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I've seen posters unironically mention the dolphin porn thing in other threads. I was beginning to think it was real, but some weird frat bro thing or something.

Now I'm convinced it was a psyop to distract people from the dolphin porn.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Posting horse cum memes is totally cool and normal...

They're making horse cum great again! If only Mr. Hands were still alive, hopefully he's living his greatest eternity getting smashed in the rump by only the largest demonic stalions.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

History will remember this election cycle as this fat wigger having it in the bag, but actually managing to lose to Copmala because he let Don Jr pick Vance

This is somehow the same dude who managed to beat Hillary Clinton. Clinton and Harris are the same kind of charisma black hole. I'm pretty sure Musk-Sargon could win this if they were allowed to run.

In the hypothetical of a Harris victory, this post kind of has it right on the money as of this moment:

Is it me, or roles really did reverse since 2016? MAGA seems always mad, seething and bitching about everything, while democrats having a good time.

Because yes the roles have truly reversed.

Trump is no longer an unknown candidate who brings hope and is against the political establishment, in 2024 he is the political establishment who like Hillary is under investigation related to their political careers except Trump is convicted. Also like Hillary, Trump has this smug attitude where he feels entitled to the White House with a belief he is guaranteed to win just like how the Clinton Campaign and media for years were preparing people for a Hillary presidency.

It doesn't help that the Trump Supporters who were hip and railing against the obnoxious SJWs of 10 years ago are equally, if not more obnoxious and easily offended more than ever.

Kamala right now is sort of the Reverse Hillary as while she isn't the most wanted by her party, she has been received more warmly compared to Joe Biden and isn't relying her entire campaign solely on her identity like how Hillary's campaign slogan is just "I'm With Her", not to mention Kamala picked a VP that is more liked among the democrats unlike the guy who Hillary picked that was just a footnote. Not to mention she is much younger than Trump or Biden.

It's still a toss-up for who wins but no matter the outcome, there wouldn't be a mystery behind either winner's victories.

Another big thing that many are forgetting is that unlike 2016, there is not going to be a mystery for how Trump could win, it would be clear that it is more of a reflection on how bad the Biden Administration fucked up

Speaking of entitlement, Trump is really pissed that Joe Rogan would support RFK Jr more than him



Also he's bragging about the size of his crowd in fucking Montana on Truthsocial which that state is a guaranteed lock for him so that isn't impressive.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

he’s not going to go back to any swing states. He’s losing there and seeing an half empty venues will eat at him more. If he going to do any more rallies, they’re going to be at red states and that’s it

 

[The Hardest R]

Is it me, or roles really did reverse since 2016? MAGA seems always mad, seething and bitching about everything, while democrats having a good time.

They sure did. Trump is not some unknown like he was in 2015-2016 where people were willing to give him a chance because they liked The Apprentice; he’s had one term in office. He oversaw the first year of the COVID response, the printing of trillions of dollars that helped to kick off inflation happened on his watch. He can’t rely on his track record, which is James Buchanan-tier. So it’s all about personality worship. Trump’s fans resemble Trump himself: old, angry, and loud.

 

[King Metalia]

Its going to be interesting how MAGA is going to be after this election whether he wins or loses.

If he wins I wonder who the MAGA people are going to rally behind after a second Trump term?

Trump isn't the Chris Chan of Presidents. He's President KingCobraJFS, just with scams instead of Ozzy.

If Trump loses I think he'll act more like DSP. Fake ballets are to Trump what controller malfunctioning is to Phil. Always his enemies fault but never his own.

 

[Buck Broken Chimp]

Trump's loss in 2020 was predictable. I know some copers believe that voter fraud lost him the election and I do not think that there was any significant voter fraud. I can maybe buy that there was some lone wolf activist who hated Trump and fucked with the ballots but I don't think that was a top down plan from the DNC and it was not enough to win the election for Trump. I predicted his defeat and here is why.

1: His margin of victor in 2016 was rail thin, he won by like 80,000 votes IIRC

2: He has the perfect storm of advantages in 2016, Hillary Clinton was just so haltable and in many ways was seen as the face of American corruption, fun fact the family in the Netflix show house of cards is based of the Clintons. This was after the Obama years where she was secretary of state. The Democrats ran someone from the Obama camp and the husband of Bill Clinton at a time when many were sick of the neoliberalism they represented. It would be like if in 2016 the Republicans ran Dick cheny. In addition there was the Bernie scandal and the wikileaks leaks. Trump's key to victory was winning Michigan and Wisconsin, these are some of the only states where more people identify as populist then as republican or democrat. There was also his meme factor with many people straight up saying they voted for him just because they thought he was funny.

3: All of these advantages dried up by 2020, 2016 to 2020 was seen as a crazy wild time and weather or not that is accurate or not is irrelevant that is how people thought. So to many the corruption of the Neocon Neolib years didn't seem like a big deal they just wanted to go back to normal. Trump had lost populist by not really doing anything he promised. Lastly Trump's x factor disappeared after he was in office for 4 years and didn't do anything and with the media attention around Trump getting so bad and the punishment for supporting him getting so high people weren't going to support him ironically anymore.

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

It doesn't help that the Trump Supporters who were hip and railing against the obnoxious SJWs of 10 years ago are equally, if not more obnoxious and easily offended more than ever.

They sort of always were, they just flew under the radar and tricked a lot of young people like yours truly back then. I was young, stupid, and surrounded by people in the same predicament. I didn't have a grasp on those assholes' true colours, I didn't really picture in my head that they'd get in charge then proceed to act exactly like their opposition. All I knew is that I hated tankie socialism and communism, which is fair. I still do. And the Democratic party was flirting with those types on a global scale in order to appeal to their young voters. You had Obama visiting Cuba, Castro Jr (Turdeau) over in Canada crying when Fidel Castro, rest in piss, went to hell where he belongs for betraying the moderate Cuban revolutionaries Lenin style. Trump was the ultimate fuck you to all of that bullshit.

Now, yes. The roles are reversed. We've since found out that Gassad is not the "Lion of Damascus" but a genocidal tyrant instead. Putin is not just a guy trying to keep the peace in Syria, he's a war profiteer and a consummate Russian supremacist and imperialist. And Donny wouldn't make America great again, Donny would do the opposite of that. He would sell out the one guy who still has cojones to fight for our freedom from ziggers, Zelenskyy just because Putin is his daddy. And he would probably also turn a blind eye towards the one region that still has the mettle to oppose China wholesale, East Asia because he somehow has a homoerotic relationship with Rocket Man Kim Jong-Un and likely secretly admires Xi like he does Maduro in Venezuela.

In between that, and on the domestic front yes, feeling like he's ENTITLED to another presidency when he accomplished nothing but xeets and embarassments during his turn in the Oval Office does smack heavily of the Clintoris led party's sheer arrogance. For fuck's sake, the people surrounding him, even his OWN VP PICK have stated that they want to nepote every institution in the entirety of the United States in the name of patriotism or some shit. It just don't get any more establishment than that.

I'm not true blue, I'm not ok with the astroturfed Manchurian candidate Kamala Harris. I'm not ok with Biden's govt. being all but overtly confirmed to have been run, and is still being run by a shadowy cabal of dementia wranglers. But it really does say something when I weigh that against Trump, and see it as the lesser evil somehow. Trump has become the embodiment of every fear I had back in 2016 when it came to a Benghazi Bombshell Clintoris term.

 

[TruffleSpark]

Trump's loss in 2020 was predictable. I know some copers believe that voter fraud lost him the election and I do not think that there was any significant voter fraud. I can maybe buy that there was some lone wolf activist who hated Trump and fucked with the ballots but I don't think that was a top down plan from the DNC and it was not enough to win the election for Trump. I predicted his defeat and here is why.

1: His margin of victor in 2016 was rail thin, he won by like 80,000 votes IIRC

2: He has the perfect storm of advantages in 2016, Hillary Clinton was just so haltable and in many ways was seen as the face of American corruption, fun fact the family in the Netflix show house of cards is based of the Clintons. This was after the Obama years where she was secretary of state. The Democrats ran someone from the Obama camp and the husband of Bill Clinton at a time when many were sick of the neoliberalism they represented. It would be like if in 2016 the Republicans ran Dick cheny. In addition there was the Bernie scandal and the wikileaks leaks. Trump's key to victory was winning Michigan and Wisconsin, these are some of the only states where more people identify as populist then as republican or democrat. There was also his meme factor with many people straight up saying they voted for him just because they thought he was funny.

3: All of these advantages dried up by 2020, 2016 to 2020 was seen as a crazy wild time and weather or not that is accurate or not is irrelevant that is how people thought. So to many the corruption of the Neocon Neolib years didn't seem like a big deal they just wanted to go back to normal. Trump had lost populist by not really doing anything he promised. Lastly Trump's x factor disappeared after he was in office for 4 years and didn't do anything and with the media attention around Trump getting so bad and the punishment for supporting him getting so high people weren't going to support him ironically anymore.

All this and he completely fucked up the pandemic. The US public healthcare system is pretty shit compared to similarly wealthy countries, so the US wasn't in the strongest position to begin with. But Trump still did bad even considering this.

 

[The Hardest R]

Trump won states like Pennsylvania, Michigan and Wisconsin in 2016 because he opposed the Trans-Pacific Partnership and lied his ass off about wanting to onshore trade. They were willing to give him a shot but he also won on razor thin margins for those states. When Trump did nothing to onshore trade, he lost those states in 2020. Once again he’s going to have to demonstrate why he’s not going to do the same shit he did the first term. Getting shot does not answer that question.

 

[Imperial Citizen]

I think that reason why Trump has become so unhinged in his social media is because he’s convinced that something shady is going on behind the scenes.

He’s gone through 8 years of political attacks. The Steele Dossier, Mueller Report, impeachments, and the lawsuits. He has probably been a bit conspiratorial all along, which might have attracted him to the Obama birthed conspiracy. We know that the media was colluding with Hillary to defeat Bernie, that Hillary’s team promulgated the Steele Dossier. Trump has to have convinced himself that everything going wrong is part of some plot; his ego would prevent him from thinking otherwise.

Now the guy has been shot and the right-wing news media is constantly signaling that the assassination attempt was a conspiratorial plot.

I wouldn’t put it past Trump to think that he needs a personal security guard made up of “loyal, MAGA-loving patriots” and sincerely not recognize that it would make it look like he’s creating a paramilitary organization.

 

[ArthuriusMartyrius]

Trump vs. Harris comes down to who is the less unlikable candidate of the two.

I'd personally go for Trump because I find him amusing, some of his group's policies would benefit me personally (I don't actually give a fuck about the US, sorry burgerbros) and I know enough about Kamala Harris to have an allergic reaction to seeing her face on mainstream media. However the average American isn't really all that knowledgeable about Kamala's less glamorous side while Trump's ranting self is on display basically 24/7. And Kamala, whether by her handlers' instructions or her own political savvy, has been very low-key thus far which is smart because it means less chances for her to come across like a retard.

I think the most interesting part of the entire race will be when Kamala starts being more public because then we'll get to see the average American's reaction to the worst of Kamala Harris vs. the worst of Donald Trump.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

History will remember this election cycle as this fat wigger having it in the bag, but actually managing to lose to Copmala because he let Don Jr pick Vance

If not Vance then who?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Trump's loss in 2020 was predictable. I know some copers believe that voter fraud lost him the election and I do not think that there was any significant voter fraud. I can maybe buy that there was some lone wolf activist who hated Trump and fucked with the ballots but I don't think that was a top down plan from the DNC and it was not enough to win the election for Trump. I predicted his defeat and here is why.

Anyone who still believes that he lost due to voter fraud is legitimately retarded and loves to be grifted. Fatty's own lawyers told a judge, under oath, that there was no evidence of voter fraud that cost fatty the election. So they are believing the words of a conman who can lie all he wants without repercussion, but when under oath there's penalties for lying so his lawyers said otherwise

Kamala right now is sort of the Reverse Hillary as while she isn't the most wanted by her party, she has been received more warmly compared to Joe Biden and isn't relying her entire campaign solely on her identity like how Hillary's campaign slogan is just "I'm With Her", not to mention Kamala picked a VP that is more liked among the democrats unlike the guy who Hillary picked that was just a footnote. Not to mention she is much younger than Trump or Biden.

I always thought she was pretty unlikeable but since Biden dropped out she's become pretty likeable and actually has charisma. Her popularity is surging and picking Walz was genius. I had never heard of him a few weeks ago but he's pretty awesome