Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Tragi-Chan]

I love how most of the replies are "We shouldn't be infighting! It's us against the 'phobes!" despite the fact that you couldn't have 2 trannies alone in a room for longer than 30 seconds without them falling out and fighting about something retarded.

Or raping each other.

 

[Dick Johnson]

There is a market for transwoman prostitutes, it totally dries up when they get the chop though. Ditto porn.
Make of that what you will.

In the Porn and Porncows thread, there was a link to a (novella length) essay by David Foster Wallace about covering the 1998 Adult Video News Awards. There was a passage that seems pretty relevant:

Mr. John “Buttman” Stagliano—CEO of Evil Angel Inc., a man described by US News & World Report as “the nation’s leading director of hard-core videos”—not only has publicly announced testing positive for HIV but has identified the infection’s vector as a transsexual prostitute in São Paulo with whom Stagliano had unprotected anal intercourse in 1995. He’s anxious that people not get the wrong idea: “I am not particularly interested in guys, but I am interested in dicks. Forbidden taboos lead to all sorts of neurotic behavior, which leads to me being fucked in the ass without a rubber.”

It reinforces my belief that the appeal of transsexuals to men is for guys that are into women, but also like dick stuff. I'd imagine that it's one of those 'this is as close as I can get' deals, and the ideal would be a real life futanari with a woman's body and face and voice and a working penis.

Not surprising that men who are interested in transsexuals would be less interested in someone with an amhole - there's nothing it does better than a vagina and a lot of things it does worse.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Ah, yes, so feminine and beautiful, indistinguishable from Éowyn in the Lord of the Rings trilogy.

Wait, did I say Éowyn? Sorry, I meant Sméagol, about one year after getting his hands on the One Ring. Same franchise, different character.

 

[Geraldine]

Catching up.

This guy couldn't even do the decent thing and wait six months; she's on hospice. He's going to have a whole closet of free lady clothes soon, but he had to make sure she knows all about it, before she's no longer lucid.

It is something he did to her and not just for himself.
A big parting fuck you.

menstrual/pregnancy cramp simulators

That's a thing? Why?

His family had the same response as the tranny's family "Whatever it's your life" and he was complaining about their response

Don't you hate it when you tell your family to go fuck themselves and their heads don't explode.
Dammit that's not fair.

Do you notice what is absent on her adulting list? Having a job.

Indeed. And you know what is supremely *not* adult?
Using the word "adulting" with a straight face.

Attributing this to deliberate malice rather than people just being retards

Malice is common, but the default assumption must always be 'retarded'.
And the second assumption must be 'retarded *and* malicious'.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

In the Porn and Porncows thread, there was a link to a (novella length) essay by David Foster Wallace about covering the 1998 Adult Video News Awards. There was a passage that seems pretty relevant:



It reinforces my belief that the appeal of transsexuals to men is for guys that are into women, but also like dick stuff. I'd imagine that it's one of those 'this is as close as I can get' deals, and the ideal would be a real life futanari with a woman's body and face and voice and a working penis.

Not surprising that men who are interested in transsexuals would be less interested in someone with an amhole - there's nothing it does better than a vagina and a lot of things it does worse.

I read an interview with a sex therapist once, who said that it can be about dominance. It’s a way for a heterosexual man to be fucked by a “woman.”

IMO, it’s probably also about something that’s freaky and novel. I must admit that I have not followed the career of Mr Buttman, but I bet that when your job consists of having huge amounts of sex, it’s probably hard to get excited in your personal life.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

This post left me the impression that egg hatching is not just grooming but also basically the male equivalent of Rapid Onset Gender Dysphoria in pooners and female enbies. (Although it can be debated that both egg hatching and ROGD are the result of grooming).

(archive)

Spoiler: text

Is there any love for trans girls who didnt know? Who never had signs? Who went through life comfortable with their gender until one day suddenly they werent? Where all of a sudden after years of going “auhh yeah i wanna have a sick beard and be a cool guy” it all swapped and facial hair makes you hate yourself and you feel trapped in the body that once used to make you so unbelievably happy. Is there any love for those trans girls?

The girls who see all these girls going “hehe i always was stealing skirts to wear them and i always felt like a girl since the beginning” and get sad and dejected because they just dont feel like they belong?

Is there any love for us?

EDIT: similar. Troons confusing or pathologizing poor body image and the feeling of the grass being greener on the other side with gender dysphoria, which they usually "figure out" after being egged on online or in their social circles

(archive)

Spoiler: text

First Post:

There's a thing about pre-transition dissociation where like… every positive emotion feels thin and hollow, so living your life is completely based on removing pain rather than bringing in joy. There's no scales to balance, no assets to book against liabilities, just various misfortunes to avoid so you can distract yourself in a state of numb comfort. You ask yourself "would I be happier as a woman" and on one hand you picture all the difficulties, the effort, the prospect of being discriminated against (for being a woman or for being a tranny) and on the other hand you don't picture anything, and so you weigh those two hands up and go "haha yeah trans woman are cool and all but I'm sure I'm not one of them"

Second Post:

I can't be trans, I don't hate how I look in the mirror, when I look in the mirror I feel nothing, like I'm looking at a picture of someone else, so obviously I'm cis.

 

[Procrastinhater]

To be fair, they're probably not a troon. Based on what I've read they were born as some genetic fuck-up with DSD and stuck with female primary sex characteristics and partially male secondary sex development. Same with the taiwanese boxer a weight class down. Terrible shit to be born with, especially in a place like Algeria.

He still shouldn't be competing against women in a combat sport.
I actually do have sympathy for him, right up until the point he decided his feelings were more important than the safety of the women he's fighting or fairness in the competition.
It doesn't matter that he isn't a Troon (if that's true) the point is he is not physically a female, and it's grossly unfair and potentially dangerous to have a hulking Hermaphrodite Mutant punching women in the face in a boxing match.
He's not a woman. If he isn't a Troon he's a man with some weird mutation like Castor Semenya.
It's cheating.
He's a fucking cheat and the Olympic Commision is a fucking disgrace that put IdPol above the fairness of its competition and the safety of its athletes.

 

[Fapcop]

RECORDSCRATCH

“You’re probably wondering why I’m here in Sao Paolo getting fucked up the ass by a transsexual prostitute without a rubber?

Well, it all started in San Bernardino about three weeks before when we were planning Buttman does Brazil!”

“I am not particularly interested in guys, but I am interested in dicks”

That’s one of the most retarded things I’ve ever heard.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

You should have said, "Whatever."

Since you mention it, my choice of response - "That's sad," - was actually deliberate.

This was in the fairly early days of this social justice stuff, before it really took off and went mainstream where the new talking point among leftie types on Tumblr and Twitter was how sex work is work and how, ackshually, being forced to allow yourself to be raped by strange men in order to survive is a good, cool, empowering thing, girls, get that bag! - something I, even back then, naive to a lot of things as I was, could see was obvious horseshit that only benefits pimps and men who pay for sex.

I think he fully expected to get some sort of leftie social cred out of this, as well as indulging his gross coom fantasies, and I wanted to remind him that, in the eyes of the world at large, prostitution is actually a very bad, negatively perceived thing and rightfully fucking so, not something you brag about.

 

[Geraldine]

So much to untangle, but each little bit is an L.
Link Archive

I’m not a trans but I’m amab and am currently testing the non-binary label out

until I was 20 (I’m almost 22 now) I used to face pretty much the same things all feminine gay boys face; I was bullied for it at school, my teachers would call it a “faze” and my dad really hated it

But about two years ago I started to pass for a cis woman and it really changed my life for the better, people don’t care that I’m feminine or that I’m attracted to men anymore, I go to work with pink shirts and bejeweled pants and no one bats an eye

Even my dad is now alot more comfortable with my femininity, he still finds it weird but he’s not disgusted by it anymore

Not sure what point I’m trying to make, but this all feels very weird to me and it takes a lot of getting used and I was curious if any of you can relate to this

Testing the non-binary label out? No born that way nonsense here.

Here's one comment.

Being ignored. That's a good thing.

 

[Jacques1194]

Poonerism really is a perfect exercise in doublethink.

1: Transmen are men.
2: The patriarchy always looks out for men.
3: Patriarchy is responsible for misogyny.
4: Transmen are also victims of misogyny.

Orwell would think it’s too crazy to put in a book.

Troonism is the perfect "having your cake and eating it to." metaphor. TIFs in particular want all the positives to being seen as men, but anything negative about it they don't want. "Trans men are men!.....except when it comes to the patriarchy then trans men are victims of misogyny." I still remember when Russia invaded Ukraine that there was a story of a TIF detransitioning to avoid getting drafted. So much for wanting to be men.

 

[P. Barnes’ THOT 2.0]

TIFs in particular want all the positives to being seen as men, but anything negative about it they don't want. "Trans men are men!.....except when it comes to the patriarchy then trans men are victims of misogyny."

Spoiler: PL

one of my kids had a friend that decided she was a boy. Okay, I met the girl, and it was painfully obvious she was a girl. My kid wasn’t all that interested in being friends anymore, but continued being polite. Later, the pooner invited my kid to a sleepover. My kid did not want to at all and didn’t know how to say no without being though of as rude.

I texted the mom and said my daughter is not allowed sleepovers with boys. Her mom responded “but but but, I’ll be there so there won’t be any reason for worry.” I still said no, that’s not okay-boys and girls shouldn’t have sleepovers together in middle school. She offered to have my kid sleep in a different room, but I had enough and the only time I ever pulled the Asian card was to tell this fat, white woman that it was disrespectful to my culture to even suggest such a thing.

Last I saw a few months ago, the girl is still continuing the larp, complete with frog voice. This poor girl is almost done with high school now.

They really want their cake and eat it too.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I was once unemployed for nearly a year, and the above is what happens--the magnification and grandification of small things that normal adults do in their lunch break because they are at work the rest of the time. This seems like the kind of person who says 'I'm booked up Tuesday because I'm picking up something at the post office'.

This was codified in 1955 as the first half of Parkinson's Law: Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion.

It is a commonplace observation that work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion. Thus, an elderly lady of leisure can spend the entire day in writing and despatching a postcard to her niece at Bognor Regis. An hour will be spent in finding the postcard, another in hunting for spectacles, half-an-hour in a search for the address, an hour and a quarter in composition, and twenty minutes in deciding whether or not to take an umbrella when going to the pillar-box in the next street. The total effort which would occupy a busy man for three minutes all told may in this fashion leave another person prostrate after a day of doubt, anxiety and toil.​

 

[Fapcop]

] one of my kids had a friend that decided she was a boy. Okay, I met the girl, and it was painfully obvious she was a girl. My kid wasn’t all that interested in being friends anymore, but continued being polite. Later, the pooner invited my kid to a sleepover. My kid did not want to at all and didn’t know how to say no without being though of as rude.

I texted the mom and said my daughter is not allowed sleepovers with boys. Her mom responded “but but but, I’ll be there so there won’t be any reason for worry.” I still said no, that’s not okay-boys and girls shouldn’t have sleepovers together in middle school. She offered to have my kid sleep in a different room, but I had enough and the only time I ever pulled the Asian card was to tell this fat, white woman that it was disrespectful to my culture to even suggest such a thing.

Last I saw a few months ago, the girl is still continuing the larp, complete with frog voice. This poor girl is almost done with high school now.



They really want their cake and eat it too.

Fucking insane!

Btw: What is the shitlib reasoning for idk… Not letting their kids do drugs for example?

I mean, if a ten year old or fifteen can tell their parents that they want to “be a woman/man” and take hormones, why can’t a 14 year old smoke pot or have sex with a 22 year old?

What’s the logical framework that makes the former ok, but lets the parents say no to the latter?

It can’t be “that’s bad for you!” because surely smoking a joint, or sucking a dick, as a 14 year old is far less harmful than taking puberty blockers or cross sex hormones?

 

[Cemetery Support]

Huh, maybe this is what's happening when they talk about "period pain." I thought they were just lying (and probably most of them are) but the idea that troons across the nation are suffering from cholecystitis and writing it off as magical periods is very funny, so I choose to believe it.

IIRC being obese and having a poor diet high in refined carbs are big risk factors, so most troons are probably half gallstone by body weight.

Thread tax: Woman cries about people noticing she's a woman, even though she's wearing masculine clothes. Which apparently turn you into a man now.

View attachment 6289690

How dare you bigots judge a person according to who they are, rather than their clothing? Don't you know women wear frilly dresses and if you don't wear a frilly dress you can't be a woman?

And of course, like all terminally online NLOGs, she manages to embody every negative feminine stereotype imaginable, down to the fibromyalgia, Tumblr-speak, and whiny existential passivity:

View attachment 6289691

Another manly man to finish up. Fellas, don't you just love doing SO much adulting and then relaxing with an animu romance comic?

View attachment 6289705

I have got to start M’ladying pooners that is so fucking funny

 

[TismFarmer]

Fucking insane!

Sucking a dick, as a 14 8 year old is far less harmful no different than taking puberty blockers or cross sex hormones?

That's the whole point of all this..

 

[Syikeblade]

In the Porn and Porncows thread, there was a link to a (novella length) essay by David Foster Wallace about covering the 1998 Adult Video News Awards. There was a passage that seems pretty relevant:



It reinforces my belief that the appeal of transsexuals to men is for guys that are into women, but also like dick stuff. I'd imagine that it's one of those 'this is as close as I can get' deals, and the ideal would be a real life futanari with a woman's body and face and voice and a working penis.

Not surprising that men who are interested in transsexuals would be less interested in someone with an amhole - there's nothing it does better than a vagina and a lot of things it does worse.

Sooo mass appeal to closeted bisexuals then.

 

[LimeRikki]

That's a thing? Why?

To teach males with little to no theory of mind empathy.

A lot of men really don't understand the extent that period cramps can affect someone and how painful they can get. And so if a woman, you know, vents a little or makes even a slight complaint about working while on her period oftentimes, men will dismiss her or call her weak, having no idea how much pain she's actually in.

Or at least that's how I hope it's used.

 

[Fapcop]

That's the whole point of all this..

“Look, we let kids decide on their true gender… So if a ten year old decides to get sexual with another boy or man, what’s the big deal? Are you… Homophobic? I think that’s the real reason and you should do some introspection!”

Damn, it all makes a lot more sense now.

 

[TismFarmer]

“Look, we let kids decide on their true gender… So if a ten year old decides to get sexual with another boy or man, what’s the big deal? Are you… Homophobic? I think that’s the real reason and you should do some introspection!”

Damn, it all makes a lot more sense now.

And that attitude was in there right from the very beginning of Gay/gender theory and has been pretty much the entire goal of LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ activists ever since.