Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Jack prefers Chuck's semen to chuck beef

 

[Seymour Duncan]

HOUSE AND STUDIO TOUR​

(08/09/2024)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=xKyIeEVGAqg

Spoiler: Archive (720p):

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Why does the video quality violently shit itself halfway into the tour?

 

[Andoxico]

It's our privilege to be in the presence of Jackass Scalfatty

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Jack's idea of politics is acknowledging that gay people exist. He'd probably say that line for a review of God's Not Dead and other Christian-bait slop.

Christploitation is my least favorite type of exploitation film.

 

[Zashaiba]

Imagine you go to heaven but Jack is the cook there. But in hell Cobes is the chef. TMDWU

 

[Super Hans v2]

Imagine you go to heaven but Jack is the cook there. But in hell Cobes is the chef. TMDWU

I'm convinced the only reason Jack didn't die a decade ago is because both refuse his soul entry.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Saw Jagoff's new house in the video. Honestly, I'm not too impressed with the Mcmansion. It's upgrade over the meth house they have been living in with Junior but its still not as nice or tasteful as their initial place in Hendorsonville. The main reason it is not as nice as their first place is because Jagoff ruined it with his retarded design. No wonder these assclowns moved into the boonies because no way they could afford to build such a stupid design in an area people actually want to live in.

Jagoff about the shower seat on his side of the shower " A little seat IF I need" Jagoff, everyone knows that you need to bathed by Tammy. Heck, I bet that wooden seat is where Tammy sits when she is cleaning off this slob.

 

[ddlloo]

*4 people; Brianna and Jack Jr. are living with Mushmouth.

The explanation for the multiple pantries is simple. One is for the women of the house (Both Tammys and Jr who, as a second generation closeted faggot, counts as female), one for Jack, and one also for Jack, so that he can eat before he eats.

Pretty sure jack said jr and Brianna are in their own place. He was talking about them having their first home, and how little he helped them out with it.

 

[Seymour Duncan]

Christploitation is my least favorite type of exploitation film.

Mechanize by Fear Factory is a pretty good industrial metal album though, and Christploitation is one of the better songs on it (imo).

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Saw Jagoff's new house in the video. Honestly, I'm not too impressed with the Mcmansion. It's upgrade over the meth house they have been living in with Junior but its still not as nice or tasteful as their initial place in Hendorsonville. The main reason it is not as nice as their first place is because Jagoff ruined it with his retarded design. No wonder these assclowns moved into the boonies because no way they could afford to build such a stupid design in an area people actually want to live in.

Jagoff about the shower seat on his side of the shower " A little seat IF I need" Jagoff, everyone knows that you need to bathed by Tammy. Heck, I bet that wooden seat is where Tammy sits when she is cleaning off this slob.


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The only places I have seen this is in places that have cripples. I guess he was too lazy for the ones that fold.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I'm convinced the only reason Jack didn't die a decade ago is because both refuse his soul entry.

Jack is our universe's version of Lobo? Truly this is the lamest of timelines.

 

[AnOminous]

Most pointless review he ever made

Can he even open both his eyes at once at this point? The dude is practically dead. He'll probably look exactly like he looks in his videos when he dies with one eye wide open and the other drooping.

Imagine you go to heaven but Jack is the cook there. But in hell Cobes is the chef. TMDWU

Gimme Hell then. I'd rather eat the bugrito and wash it down with some Skittles mead than anything Jack has ever made.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Can he even open both his eyes at once at this point? The dude is practically dead. He'll probably look exactly like he looks in his videos when he dies with one eye wide open and the other drooping.

I could believe that he'd post a video complaining about how long it took to pick up his death certificate, before promising to start a new video series.

 

[p1138]

*4 people; Brianna and Jack Jr. are living with Mushmouth.

The explanation for the multiple pantries is simple. One is for the women of the house (Both Tammys and Jr who, as a second generation closeted faggot, counts as female), one for Jack, and one also for Jack, so that he can eat before he eats.

wtf are you talking about? Fatty Jr and Bri live next door. This is the new house that the scalfatti's somehow managed to afford to get built just for Fatty and Tammy on the property next door.

Or did you not notice how there's no space for Fatty Jr and Brianna to have a bedroom since the bedrooms besides the master are being used for an office and one converted into Fatty's stupid studio kitchen?

 

[Aeritalia F-104S-ASA]

HOUSE AND STUDIO TOUR​

(08/09/2024)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=xKyIeEVGAqg

Spoiler: Archive (720p):

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How can fatty afford this shit man? Tammy's income presumably pays for all of this? There is no way Jack makes any money off youtube bc he's constantly bitching about yt is not paying him.
Are they debtmaxxing?

 

[Bassomatic]

That new house is def white trash special. I bet in 5 years it'll show some signs of poor workmanship.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

It's our privilege to be in the presence of Jackass Scalfatty
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And that my friends is called hubris. Something that Jesus spoke out against.

I'm convinced the only reason Jack didn't die a decade ago is because both refuse his soul entry.

I've said that before.

God says to Satan, "I took Henry Kissenger. You owe me".
Satan says to God, "yeah? Well I took Pat Robertson. You owe ME". And it goes back and forth like that.

That new house is def white trash special. I bet in 5 years it'll show some signs of poor workmanship.

That's okay. Fatty should be dead by then.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

"
Sand can be significant in Jewish traditions in a variety of ways, including:

• Sand ceremonies
  A modern ceremony that symbolizes a couple's unity and covenant in marriage. It's based on the ancient Hebrew tradition of the Salt Covenant, which was used to seal agreements, friendships, and truces during Abraham's time. The ceremony involves two people taking sand from separate vessels and combining it into one, representing the joining of two people and the creation of a new family.
• Sand art
  A hands-on activity for Jewish children that can include themes such as Shabbat, Jerusalem, charity, menorahs, dreidels, and more.
• Sand on synagogue floors
  Some synagogues have white sand on their floors to remind congregants of the 40 years the Jews spent wandering the desert in biblical times. It can also be a way to honor Portuguese ancestors.
• Sand and soul
  In some traditions, throwing sand on a coffin can be symbolic. For example, three spadefuls of sand can represent the three basic levels of the soul, while five spadefuls can represent those three levels plus two higher levels. "
  
  I guess? Who the fuck knows,
  
  EDIT: Obligatory merchant meme for the hell of it,

Jews are weird

 

[ZipDisk]

Still no recipe roulette.

Why so many god damn bathrooms.

shit shit shit, shit shit shit, shit your doody, shit your doody!

Even Tammy's office has the horrible dragbar blue curtains. That's not a plus!

False living room? This is the studio right, is this like the Sopranos?!

Main kitchen is blue gray nonsense, and appliance hoard #1

Why is Jack doing the copyright defeating music in his own domicile?

The garage is a door. Masterful tour.

Claustrophobic shithole, how is jack's chair supposed to traverse this? Even the pantries look like a death space.

Is this Jack's pyramid?

all throughout, gray, white depression. I give the designers the benefit of the scalfatties demanding this. Jack's got the terminal shower stool. There's no coming back from that.
I get sad when I see shower stools next to dumpsters, it means a cripple died. With Jack I'd celebrate.

Oh, NOW we're in studio land, the previous tour was... what.

That guest bedroom may be the most unwelcoming I've seen. maybe they're trying to discourage jr from re-nesting?

Studio kitchen is of course a reproduction of the kitchen from the old house, with the blue and gray nonsense.

The wood deck is the warmest section of the entire section of the house and will likely be the spot of the pyre that eventually kills the scalfatties.

Fucking Die Jack.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

"vile of Israel sand"

You salute that sand mister!

When that sand showed up, it got a 25 minute standing ovation from congress.