Diseased #Comicsgate - The Culture Wars Hit The Funny Books!

[ABrownCBR]

Fuck i am late he privated that shit. that would have revived the failed Leem board, there are far smarter kiwi's out there who maybe able to get it. sure as shit ain't me

he figured out how much he owes in child support for the next four months and how much money he needs to grift. you ever been to the hood?

https://mega.nz/file/IcVBQQKB#YLyXkxJ12WHguD5OiXFcxx8D6shz1z7io_YcMqWeh34

Here is the privated stream video roight

 

[Mr Processor]

this chick is reproducing by the way. there's going to be more of her. God help us...

"Pica is a condition that mostly affects pregnant people [Note from Mr. Processor: They mean pregnant women here] and children. People with it feel compelled to eat non-food items, such as dirt and things that are dangerous. They may be unable to stop" -- https://www.healthline.com/health/pica

>complains he's missing out on art & culture
>watches Ahsoka
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Don't forget the Masterpiece that is Ahsoka.

"I'm harping on this" Shut the fuck up nigger. Everything he says can be pointed right back at him. How many comics did he stop people from reading and supporting because they trusted him.

They also fucking review the shows after watching them, this numbnuts is actually make me fucking defend those retards.

Ya Boi Zack is really late on this. Back when game journalism mostly meant magazines, I would read the reviews. Since I was working in videogame stores at the time, it didn't take long for me to realize that the reviewers in those magazines were often incompetents who would be quite worthless to listen to. Of course, I routinely ignored movie reviewers too. I know from experience that Roger Ebert was often wrong about movies.

" Sure, Scorpio is portrayed as the most vicious, perverted, warped monster we can imagine -- but that's part of the same stacked deck. The movie's moral position is fascist. No doubt about it." -- https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/dirty-harry-1971

Well, I'm all broken up about that man's rights, Roger.

Of course, the only problem here is that Zack's terrible taste in media makes him an even worse choice for a media critic than the critics he is knocking. Since that is what he currently aspires to be, I recommend he seek employment elsewhere.

 

[Train Operator]

"Pica is a condition that mostly affects pregnant people [Note from Mr. Processor: They mean pregnant women here] and children. People with it feel compelled to eat non-food items, such as dirt and things that are dangerous. They may be unable to stop" --

correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure she's been eating dirt for years she said. I'm not even sure she was pregnant in that clip.

i more chock it up to her just being an attention whore who is willing to eat literal dirt if it means getting the attention daddy never gave her as a child. her sisters seem to have/had the same daddy issues but they manifested in different ways.

 

[That Other Dude's Persona]

https://mega.nz/file/IcVBQQKB#YLyXkxJ12WHguD5OiXFcxx8D6shz1z7io_YcMqWeh34

Here is the privated stream video roight

Thanks!


For cringe connoisseurs:
Title: Dear Kiwi Farms, I don't want to be a LOLcow
Description: Kiwi Farms, its the Community I Hate to Love. This will probably make it worse, but fuck it. ()

 

[Contemptive Court]

Title: Dear Kiwi Farms, I don't want to be a LOLcow
Description: Kiwi Farms, its the Community I Hate to Love. This will probably make it worse, but fuck it. ()

Ooof. What is this notionally supposed to accomplish? Is this a retarded attempt to sound convincing, or a convincing attempt to sound retarded?

This is like 5% less moronic than a 30 minute video directed at Elon Musk asking him to do something about a hashtag.

 

[Arkenas Einbrecht]

THAT HAIRY ARMED NEGRO CAN'T HANDLE CRITICISM! Meanwhile in Steroidopolis:


[BA kvetching][Archive]
[Joe's sage advice[Archive]


How did this begin you ask? A random autist decided to troll him by giving milquetoast criticism of his narutard tier gargoyles fanfic. The result is entirely expected, but still funny.

Battsauces' review of Tinyhead Turner's terrible novel. I could not read beyond page 20(yes I backed it, yes I deserve to be mocked for it). I'm sorry but if Dune, a notoriously dry read, can grab my attention by page 5 you GOT DANG better be able to do it by page 20.

This video inspired the "former" gay sex enthusiast to launch into a tirade in the youtube comments. Also notice he calls very basic and polite criticism a "smear" in the first screen shot. What.

This message is a direct comment on the video rather than a chain of replies.

It wasn't a joke by the way. Here is his EFAP.

A mash-up clip taken from Student of God:

The one sided slap fight got so gay, it summoned the legendary attention seeker Nyobi Comics. ..who then proceeded to demand the autist and steroid addict settle their differences on his live stream! Final screenshot in this batch contains the demand.

Larry vagueposts on the topic on an unrelated post.


[Larrys vaguepost] [Archive]

Fuck i am late he privated that shit. that would have revived the failed Leem board, there are far smarter kiwi's out there who maybe able to get it. sure as shit ain't me

he figured out how much he owes in child support for the next four months and how much money he needs to grift. you ever been to the hood?

Aww damn, that fucking coward. I wasn't able to be at my desktop to snag it. It was a classic cringe, cry for attention Leem stream.

On another note, I will say this Leem vs. Leem 2.0(Bahr) feud has been kinda interesting.

The botmaster himself posted it, so I don't need to. Thank you fine sir! @ABrownCBR

EDIT: I dun phucked up mah formattin'.

 

[GPRIMACADO]

[Link] [Archive]


@FROG, THIS is HOW you SHIPPED Snowman?!?! After 3 years of waiting?!?!

Seriously... someone needs to Audit Van Sciver Studios LLC. ffs

 

[The Coon]

https://mega.nz/file/IcVBQQKB#YLyXkxJ12WHguD5OiXFcxx8D6shz1z7io_YcMqWeh34

Here is the privated stream video roight

You magnificent bastard!

 

[That Other Dude's Persona]

The one sided slap fight got so gay, it summoned the legendary attention seeker Nyobi Comics. ..who then proceeded to demand the autist and steroid addict settle their differences on his live stream! Final screenshot in this batch contains the demand.

Is Larry Nyobi retarded? What the fuck does "all criticism is bad faith" mean? Isn't he a native English speaker?

EDIT: What's with the steroids? I think I'm missing some lore.

Every single person making comics is a thin-skinned (metaphorically, I know what EVS looks like) nerd. The whole argument about who can take it and who can't was ridiculous from the start.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

@FROG, THIS is HOW you SHIPPED Snowman?!?! After 3 years of waiting?!?!

You just don't get it. This takes so much time to do.

 

[Arkenas Einbrecht]

Is Larry Nyobi retarded? What the fuck does "all criticism is bad faith" mean? Isn't he a native English speaker?

EDIT: What's with the steroids? I think I'm missing some lore.

He is a native English speaker. He lives in Riverview, New Brunswick(or nearby) if I remember correctly.

Also he elaborates further in the replies.

So yes. To quote the greatest 'stralian to ever live:

"People change their opinions on things based on how they feel about the creator." No, overly emotional retards do that. For instance I adore Rurouni Kenshin. Even after I found out the author is a fucking pedo. Still a great story. Would I buy more Kenshin products knowing that? Hell no. My opinion of the art has not changed, however.

As for the steroids remarks -- its a hypothesis of mine that BA took steroids during his body building years. Weird to me he has a story about blowing out his joints like many roidheads I've paid attention to over the years. Could be that he has Ehlers-danlos-syndrome or something similar to it, to be fair. I don't care to be fair to this dingus, though.

EDIT: added in response to That Other Dude's Persona's steroid question.

 

[That Other Dude's Persona]

He is a native English speaker. He lives in Riverview, New Brunswick(or nearby) if I remember correctly.

Also he elaborates further in the replies.
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LOL, there is no logical through-line between the two screenshots. You can't go from arguing that all criticism is bad faith, by literally using dictionary definitions to explain it, to talking about how you were speaking metaphorically about the decline of modern day internet discourse & critique, wtf.

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@FROG, THIS is HOW you SHIPPED Snowman?!?! After 3 years of waiting?!?!

Seriously... someone needs to Audit Van Sciver Studios LLC. ffs

For context, EVS shipped these to Snowman creator Matt Martin himself in that packaging, after he's waited for over a year for EVS to finally print them.

https://xcancel.com/MattMartinArt/status/1822019129345548713#m

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

Truly the pinnacle of humanity on display here. How does Anna even have subscribers?

men with too much cum in their brains think retarded non-takes women are hot but only if they side with their politics

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@FROG, THIS is HOW you SHIPPED Snowman?!?! After 3 years of waiting?!?!

Seriously... someone needs to Audit Van Sciver Studios LLC. ffs

"Thanks for the money dummy" - EVSP

 

[Alazmat]

@GPRIMACADO @Arkenas Einbrecht

 

[Arkenas Einbrecht]

@GPRIMACADO @Arkenas Einbrecht

Salty. As. Fuck.
Food for thought Malin: If you don't want to be told to kill yourself by assholes like me, don't suicide bait.

 

[Mr Processor]

correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure she's been eating dirt for years she said. I'm not even sure she was pregnant in that clip.

i more chock it up to her just being an attention whore who is willing to eat literal dirt if it means getting the attention daddy never gave her as a child. her sisters seem to have/had the same daddy issues but they manifested in different ways.

I wasn't trying to let her of the hook, just trying to figure out why someone who isn't Earthworm Jim would literally eat dirt.

 

[Greed]

Plus, I think you'd have to upload it backwards to read it properly, and that sounds like a pain in the ass to figure out.

From what I recall, he shit the bed in such a way where you'd have to swap every two pages for it to make sense. So you'd read page 2, then 1, then 4, then 3 and so on.
After all this time I'm honestly surprised he's still relevant. Or alive.

 

[Miniluv]

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"I'm harping on this because I almost missed out on several good streaming shows and movies because I trusted these clowns. I'm not willing to sacrifice art & culture to these panhandling bums."

Zack, I don't believe you didn't watch a single show or movie because of Nerdrotic or Az. Also, you don't "miss out" on shows. I didn't watch Blood Simple until years after it came out, but I didn't "miss out" on it because I did watch it eventually. I also don't believe you ever trusted them. " I'm not willing to sacrifice art & culture to these panhandling bums," oh yes, The Acolyte, Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny, Caped Crusader and Star Wars: Outlaw you are pushing are "art and culture." Moron.
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Yeah, they didn't watch Snow White live action. No one did because it isn't out yet. They did highlight Rachel Zeigler and Gal Godot tell everyone how woke it is going to be, and they saw that Disney replaced the dwarves with a group of random homeless people. (Apparently they decided to replace the random homeless people with dwarves, since it's getting delays and reshoots it's likely going through a lot of revisions. Likely due to the online backlash.) It's not difficult to guess what the movie is going to be like from that.

Zack finally admits he is seething about the Zeroes and their success.
Now, I'm certainly not going so far as to lump fucking around on YouTube in with "honest work", but it's certainly lucrative if you can do it right. Think what you will about their stupid ragebait, they're doubtlessly doing something right. There's an obvious audience for that shit and they are more than willing to pay for the privilege of interacting with content they enjoy. That's how full time YouTubers make money.

But to Zack they're not doing "honest" work, they're just in it for the money like it's what they do for a living or something. It's totally gay and not fair that those guys have a big audience that buys a lot of superchats and memberships while Zack bitches about pop culture and doesn't make shit. It's not fair that they go live all the time and people pay to communicate with them while Zack's crippling fear of human interaction and boomer tier tech skills limit him to liking the positive comments from dents on his Twitter YouTube channel. It's not fair that Gary makes money just doing YouTube and doesn't have to keep thinking up stories about down on their luck former spec ops soldiers.
They're playing VIDEO GAMES in the AFTERNOON....for the MONEY!!! Goddammit, ZACK TRUSTED THEM!

Zack's true and honest (and unmonetized) work for art & culture:

Here's his take on one of the most popular and well-received pieces of the Star Trek canon -



And what he thought of some of the worst Trek offerings -


Zack doesn't need good writing with smart plots that make sense to enjoy Star Trek. If you want cerebral Trek, you're probably a divorced clown.
As you can see, he's pretty fond of Discovery and it's just a coincidence that the thumbnails of his two most glowing reviews feature the gay couple.

"These panhandlers don't even watch the things they review!"


"Sometimes women are good at things, chud"


A mediocre Ben Affleck Netflix action movie is "damn near perfect" in Zackworld because... you guessed it: down on their luck former spec-ops soldiers.
No doubt Zack thinks of himself in a similar way, being down on his luck. He's got it rough, unlike stupid, sexy Gary.



Watching 3 seasons of this gay shit isn't gay. NOT watching it is gay, you birthday party fairy faggot dentists.


As you can see, Zack is very upset that the party clowns are grooming over a million gullible birthday boys into not liking art and culture with their dishonest "reviews". It has nothing to do with how much money they make on YouTube without having to sell shitty comics to the same 300 people so the child support gets paid.

 

[Captain Manning]

After all this time I'm honestly surprised he's still relevant.

He's not. That's why he's doing this. I don't think anybody actually gives a shit about his thread anymore. He wants attention.

In fact, it appeared he had fucked off for a good while there, but FROG took it upon himself to bring him back into the fold after Nasser left CG. Possibly because he's desperate for warm bodies to fight the evil black man.

In short, blame FROG for inflicting Liam on the world again.

 

[Greed]

Possibly because he's desperate for warm bodies to fight the evil black man.

I'm watching the latest Trashcast and reaching the same conclusion. Whenever Frogs gearing up for a fight the first thing he does is reach into the sewer to stack his bench.
It's weird, he's talking about Liam as if this is someone he once had a slight misunderstanding with, not someone who relentlessly stalked him for half a decade.