Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

John Andrews Stan said:
I believe this has been posited before, but I’d bet a lot of money Pat once read the phrase “raging erection” and misunderstood it as “rage erection.” Because he’s retarded (and fat). Textbook low IQ, 1.2 GPA* shit.

*It’s 1.7 with gym, which is a stupid metric.
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This makes so much sense but... it just can't be. Has he used "rage erection" more than once? Surely he just fat-fingered (as he is quite rotund) "raging" on his phone and it auto-corrected to "rage" or something.

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Alright, whatever. You win. He is so fat and stupid I can't even really make a theory-of-fat-mind for him. I'm sure people gave him shit after the first time he said that so you would think he would check and realize he was wrong then just use "raging" going forward. But here we are.
 
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BITCH TITS CONFIRMED
 
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That backpack looks pretty heavy so probably carrying around some of his books he hoped to have signed, Should have just given them to the rioters. They'd have a better use for them.
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Anyone can see that you have gynecomastia


His lesbian looks so thrilled to be there with him too and totally not giving off a stare like she's on some heavy meds.
 
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John_Smith said:
Not just someone, but his mortal enemy, Robert Prongay aka Boomia. Boomia decided to outdo Dan and fly to Glasgow to photograph the Pig in the wild. Here, the uncropped twitter post., courtesy of the second better forum. Piggy will be seething. Nikki will be, well, just gross, as we can all see in the photo. Piggy has met Boomia before too, so amusing that Piggy did not recognize him. Or He did recognize Boomia and went, curly tail tucked between his legs, oinking all the way to his hotel room. Most likely Boomia's kid took the photo.
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Hey Nikki, you repugnant slattern, maybe spend some of your inheritance money on your shoes and wardrobe instead of Your Pig's legal follies. Pat wearing the Vandal on the Security video shoes.
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CHILD?!?
 
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John_Smith said:
Not just someone, but his mortal enemy, Robert Prongay aka Boomia. Boomia decided to outdo Dan and fly to Glasgow to photograph the Pig in the wild. Here, the uncropped twitter post., courtesy of the second better forum. Piggy will be seething. Nikki will be, well, just gross, as we can all see in the photo. Piggy has met Boomia before too, so amusing that Piggy did not recognize him. Or He did recognize Boomia and went, curly tail tucked between his legs, oinking all the way to his hotel room. Most likely Boomia's kid took the photo.
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Hey Nikki, you repugnant slattern, maybe spend some of your inheritance money on your shoes and wardrobe instead of Your Pig's legal follies. Pat wearing the Vandal on the Security video shoes.
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So was he incapacitated until the police arrived and charged him with several felonies? Pat is looking right at him.
 
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PS2 Nishiki said:
God, just look at that gunt. And Pat says he isn't fat.
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Wrong as always, stalker. This the physique of an Actual Tough Guy that regularly attends the gym and has gained exactly zero pounds since some nebulous point in the past. That obviously happy, healthy, stylish thing next to him is his wife, whose pussy he has access to anytime he demands it. This is why you'll never sport such a sweet set of bitch tits.
 
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PAT SIGHTING !!
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He's with his stinky wife and of course she has sun glasses on top of her fucking head.
Via baby Boomia on Xitter
Xeet
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Backwards hat, Frat Pat always gets a chuckle outta me. Especially when you get to see his Hank Hill endomorph somatotype. This is a grey haired, middle aged man.

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Elwood P. Dowd said:
Probably this has been posted before, but I hadn't seen it. Will take my clocks as necessary.
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The thought of being a Patrick Tomlinson who is not "our" Patrick Tomlinson is oddly disturbing, somehow. The poor man.
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A small fix and it can be our Patrick.
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