Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Moving to a bigger city as an author is absolutely gay. If I was an author (and maybe I should finally get into it again to make that happen one day) I'd buy a farm house in the ass end of West Virginia and only ever interact with people when I go down to the general store or occasionally the bar to let people know that I'm alive and armed in case any feds wanna come and collect taxes.
 
Is he saying this is a secret convention?
There probably is something fishy going on.

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Don't tell me all these fake geeks even read or watch sci-fi, I can only stretch my credulity so far. No genuine geek is that stealthy. It might be a front for something far cooler, like birthday party clowns.

...maybe that's why they let Rick in? He does have the undeniable credentials* of being related to an acclaimed rodeo clown (*according to the famous Pork Wheeler Theory of Expanded Expertise Inheritance via Bloodline).


Also, apparently Worldcon told George R. R. Martin to fuck off because he couldn't/didn't want to use their online form to submit his panel proposal LOL. Martin's too much of a boomer retard to even write his novels on a current-century computer. He wanted to call them instead, but they said no.

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Not sure what's so egalitarian about this mandatory online application requirement, but hey, at least they got the very in-demand Patrick S. Tomlinson instead.
 
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Patty seems to be particularly fascinated by this new stalker account. He has made dozens of replies to this account alone in the last hour.

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No stalker, i do not have a puckered arsehole right in the middle of my forehead. The police know I don't. They know you do. This is why your life is already over. Enjoy prison.
 
There probably is something fishy going on.

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Don't tell me all these fake geeks even read or watch modern sci-fi, I can only stretch my credulity so far. No genuine geek is that stealthy. It might be a front for something far cooler, like birthday party magicians.



Also, apparently Worldcon told George R. R. Martin to fuck off because he couldn't/didn't want to use their online form to submit his panel proposal LOL. Martin's too much of a boomer retard to even write his novels on a current-century computer. He wanted to call them instead, but they said no.

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Not sure what's so egalitarian about this mandatory online application requirement, but hey, at least you got the very in-demand Patrick S. Tomlinson instead.
None of these niggers can read without a computer
 
Don't tell me all these fake geeks even read or watch sci-fi, I can only stretch my credulity so far. No genuine geek is that stealthy. It might be a front for something far cooler, like birthday party clowns.
Have you seen/read current year scifi? I can totally believe that this is very representative of scifi right now.
 
There probably is something fishy going on.

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Don't tell me all these fake geeks even read or watch sci-fi, I can only stretch my credulity so far. No genuine geek is that stealthy. It might be a front for something far cooler, like birthday party clowns.

...maybe that's why they let Rick in? He does have the undeniable credentials* of being related to an acclaimed rodeo clown (*according to the famous Pork Wheeler Theory of Expanded Expertise Inheritance via Bloodline).


Also, apparently Worldcon told George R. R. Martin to fuck off because he couldn't/didn't want to use their online form to submit his panel proposal LOL. Martin's too much of a boomer retard to even write his novels on a current-century computer. He wanted to call them instead, but they said no.

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Not sure what's so egalitarian about this mandatory online application requirement, but hey, at least they got the very in-demand Patrick S. Tomlinson instead.
These people are all fake. They were as socially awkward as the nerds, so they appropriated nerd-culture.
They are low-iq and low-education though, so they ruined the sci-fi and fantasy genres.

Pat is the same, he desperately wants to be a jock and a nerd at the same time, yet he is a fat retard and rightly seen as a poser.
And Pat is probably a winner in the looks and smarts departments compared to these literal clown pieces of trash.
 
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"I'd like to thank the little kids I took pictures of naked and posted to Photobucket..."
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"Hey Paul, how you doing? Come in and take a seat. What kind of a cut would you like this time?

"Ugh Brendan, don't even ask, I'm doing awful... You see..."

[30 minutes of "woe is me" monologue later]
"...Anyway, I'm going to a big pedophile convention and I need something special. Everyone there molests kids or at least look like they do, so you're gonna have to work out something special to really make me stand out from a crowd like that. You think you can do that?"

"Say no more, Paul."


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What's with the smooching at the end? Is there something about this subhuman phenotype that drives them to do it?



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If war breaks out between the Pig and these worse-than-useless zoomer college retards, I'm on Team Porcine.
 
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Rick feels he has exhausted all the opportunities Milwaukee offers and is ready to "go bigger" (as soon as the city pays him a million dollars to go away, I guess).

Because sitting on a fart couch and tweeting all day just hits different when you live in New York. Some quiet, cheap village where you could do your important tweeting in serenity? Seemingly not even an option under consideration.
He'll never make it in a larger city. Larger cities have more crime and he doesn't know how to protect his vehicles or shut the fuck up. People hated him in his current city by evidence of that Roast of Milwaukee. He'll die in larger city. He's one "No Child" away from a gun shot if he leaves and he's too stupid and egotistical to understand that.

Hell he doesn't even know how expensive it is in other larger cities. Niki wont be able to look after him there, I doubt her mother will help if they move as I bet part of their payment plan is that her special little girl has to stay close to her. After all, Niki can't seem to do fuck all without her mother.
 
He'll never make it in a larger city. Larger cities have more crime and he doesn't know how to protect his vehicles or shut the fuck up. People hated him in his current city by evidence of that Roast of Milwaukee. He'll die in larger city. He's one "No Child" away from a gun shot if he leaves and he's too stupid and egotistical to understand that.
He does not have enough money to pay for apartment/flat rent because of his debt for Quasi and does not know how to shut his piggy squealing to live in a more urban neighborhood or metropolises in general. Everybody hates him, even Nikki because he is insufferable and does not know how to humble himself because he is impossible to have his ego broken. If he comes to Detroit or Atlanta or Gary, he is dead meat because of his behavior alone.
He thinks he is an internet cop and a real life cop through his delusions alone, and that really saids what a person Rick truly was: In heavy debt, heavy spending habits, as annoying as a tourist, does not know how to shut the fuck up and only ran away like a scaredy cat when someone demands him a match. That alone will make Pat piss his pants when he was invited to a boxing match.
Hell he doesn't even know how expensive it is in other larger cities. Niki wont be able to look after him there, I doubt her mother will help if they move as I bet part of their payment plan is that her special little girl has to stay close to her. After all, Niki can't seem to do fuck all without her mother.
No stalker, I can handle all of this big city stuff. This is why you’re doomed alone for not living in LA or New York City. The police knows that, but you don’t. I’ll rent an apartment here and be completely unscathed. This is why your life is over. Enjoy prison. :tomlinson:
 
Patty seems to be particularly fascinated by this new stalker account. He has made dozens of replies to this account alone in the last hour.

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That's just his standard copy/paste, not any particular fascination. Patrick simply let a backlog accumulate during the convention, so he has to catch up. And he will. Relentlessly. You're already child, stalker.

There probably is some kind of system or guiding principle that Rick uses to decide which tweets to bless with a custom response, but I don't think anyone here has reached sufficiently advanced stages of alcoholism to work out the details.

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Ha ha, fatass only corrected the record on one count. Sloppy work, now you're ugly forever. It's on the record.

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That does sound exactly like something the real Mrs Robinsonwriters would do, so I can see why the announcement was needed.

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This one's kind of poetic. What is life but a shared delusion?
 
The very suggestion is inane. Patrick's problems don't go away when he moves to a big city, they worsen dramatically. He can't schmooze effectively, so he gains no marketing advantage by living in New York City or Los Angeles. His previous books failed because they weren't good, and changing markets won't help. Meanwhile, his burn rate goes incandescent.

He thinks he's up for the challenge of a bigger city. That delusion of his will collide with the real world like a tomato fired from a cannon at a steel wall.

Writers are like the #1 job that can work from anywhere. Yeah, he might get to be a lick spittle for some industry types, but the fundamental problem is that his shit is Amazon Kindle-tier self-published garbage.

What this dumbfuck should be doing is writing, then writing some more, then writing a little bit more. And when he's done with that, do some more writing.

Instead, he tweets, files frivolous lawsuits (gee, I wonder if this might be a motivating factor for him leaving town now that the local constabulary might be pissed with him?), and deals with the malignant turds left in the toilet of his AirBnB. All while working on his main passion: murdering black children and turning them into pepperoni.

Much like his waistline, Patty needs to cut down on frivolous shite.

E: Also, on the offchance you're reading this, disregard everything above and just move to Chicongo. Prove us all wrong.
 
Can some patposter more versed in the lore (cursed in the lore?) remind me - doesn’t fats barely live in Milwaukee as it is, mostly hiding in some older suburb?

Anyway we should all be supportive of his move to LA. Watching the porker sweating every single day under his corpulent layer of fat would be mildly amusing until some chollo does what real Americans don’t anymore, and takes out the pendejo trash. And LA is great for failed comedians-he could hang out at the Barbie mansion!

Fats in Tijuana would be amusing, I’m sure Judge could make him the star of a very special “donkey” show.
 
Writers are like the #1 job that can work from anywhere. Yeah, he might get to be a lick spittle for some industry types, but the fundamental problem is that his shit is Amazon Kindle-tier self-published garbage.
Empress Theresa is better than whatever he called as a "massive sci-fi" hit. He could have lots of potential if not for his bloated ego, his 1.2 GPA, his gunt and his incompetence as a person in general. Patty loves to defend his retarded statements and squeals more instead of taking proper criticism and just be a normal person living on Earth. He thinks the world really revolves him, whilst everyone out there hates him to their guts because he was always being himself, with no changes at all.
What this dumbfuck should be doing is writing, then writing some more, then writing a little bit more. And when he's done with that, do some more writing.
Piggy is lazy and too egotistical to actually improve. He tweets all day on his fart couch and eat in his shack, and Twitter was his only life support aside from food and his devices. Babysitting Fat Rick is the equivalent of babysitting a Yeti in a humid and hot cave. He can get the fuck out from his tard wranglers at any time and go back to his habits like no tomorrow.
Instead, he tweets, files frivolous lawsuits (gee, I wonder if this might be a motivating factor for him leaving town now that the local constabulary might be pissed with him?), and deals with the malignant turds left in the toilet of his AirBnB. All while working on his main passion: murdering black children and turning them into pepperoni.
The same thing he kept repeating and still never got bored of it. Such a low-hanging fruit this pig was. His shit in the toilet smells foul in the AirBnB alone, doubt he ever come flush it and clean the bathroom. He only repeats the same thing and will never get off his place to actually be a normal person once, because he is a fat faggot with bitch tits. Sad.
Much like his waistline, Patty needs to cut down on frivolous shite.

E: Also, on the offchance you're reading this, disregard everything above and just move to Chicongo. Prove us all wrong.
Though, wonder if Piggy could survive in Chicongo and prove us stalkers are all wrong and he lives like a cockroach post-nuke.
 
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Rick feels he has exhausted all the opportunities Milwaukee offers and is ready to "go bigger" (as soon as the city pays him a million dollars to go away, I guess).
I'm very proud of Patrick admitting to his obesity like that, but I'm also concerned that he seems to think his bitch tits aren't big enough.

Seriously, Patrick- the fat faggot with bitch tits- talks about "going bigger" and not one of you made a fat joke? For shame!
 
Though, wonder if Piggy could survive in Chicongo and prove us stalkers are all wrong and he lives like a cockroach post-nuke.
Fats just is the whiney liberal who cannot dare to live anywhere the melanin is more concentrated than Martha’s Vineyard. A diehard MAGA Trump-sucker would survive in blackest Chicago much longer than he would and he knows it. (Protip: I have NEVER met a black or nigger who wasn’t immediately and without prompting down for believing and discussing any possible conspiracy theory you could want. Trump assassinated himself would go over like a lead balloon with them; even if they fully vote Blue).

Fats would as soon move to black Chicago as he would move to Harambe’s (pbuh) cage. He likes his niggers caged and far from him or in the pepperoni pipeline.
 
Can some patposter more versed in the lore (cursed in the lore?) remind me - doesn’t fats barely live in Milwaukee as it is, mostly hiding in some older suburb?
I don't think we know exactly where he resides. Redditors have tried to trick him into revealing his location, but he seems to always be one step ahead. We're dealing with 140 IQ here, not some johnny-come-lately.
 
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