Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[Gay Mouth]

She actually thinks surgery is the solution- that she's going to get her lipomas squeezed out every two months for a year, and suddenly she'll be able to move and exercise and live like a normal person.

Guesses are all over the board, but from historical photos and comparison to other deathfats, we can pin her weight around 400-600 pounds. Only 12 pounds can be removed in a liposuction session, max.

1st surgery: -12lbs (500-12=488)
2nd surgery: -12lbs (488-12=476)
3rd surgery: -12lbs (476-12=464)
4th surgery: -12lbs (464-12=452)
5th surgery: -12lbs (452-12=440)
6th surgery: -12lbs (440-12=428)

She can get 72 pounds manually extracted, in a best case scenario, reducing her from 600-400 to 528-328. BEST CASE. Best case scenario, Anna flies back and forth LA to Austin, goes under the knife, oozes, recovers for months, then does it all again, six times, to lose 70 pounds.

MAYBE EATING LESS CAKE WOULD BE EASIER.

Anna is almost 40. She's planning to get cut up, vacuumed, swell and drain lymph 5 more times in a year, with air travel and wound care end to end until her "lipedema" is "cured", or her quacks give up on her. What a life. She will never have sex, have a friend, feel contentment and self satusfaction. She is going to die in the next few years, of surgical complication, and no one will be by her side- maybe Jon will record it though.

 

[Barbarella]

She’s behaving like this surgery is a lung transplant or something major. She needs special tie dye clothes, colored bandages, lots of preparation and discussion, things that nobody having a major surgery thinks about. It’s like she’s preparing for her first prom, “Hair, nails, dress, do we have a limo? Tee hee”

I, for one, am grateful she’s wearing ugly hoodies in hot CA. Sitting on the plane will be a lot more comfy for those who don’t have to see her drip.

Although, isn’t this one her inner thighs? Why is she covering up her top half and making it phlegm colored? Ah well, don’t look a gift horse in the mouth.

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

She actually thinks surgery is the solution- that she's going to get her lipomas squeezed out every two months for a year, and suddenly she'll be able to move and exercise and live like a normal person.

Guesses are all over the board, but from historical photos and comparison to other deathfats, we can pin her weight around 400-600 pounds. Only 12 pounds can be removed in a liposuction session, max.

1st surgery: -12lbs (500-12=48
2nd surgery: -12lbs (488-12=476)
3rd surgery: -12lbs (476-12=464)
4th surgery: -12lbs (464-12=452)
5th surgery: -12lbs (452-12=440)
6th surgery: -12lbs (440-12=42

She can get 72 pounds manually extracted, in a best case scenario, reducing her from 600-400 to 528-328. BEST CASE. Best case scenario, Anna flies back and forth LA to Austin, goes under the knife, oozes, recovers for months, then does it all again, six times, to lose 70 pounds.

MAYBE EATING LESS CAKE WOULD BE EASIER.

Anna is almost 40. She's planning to get cut up, vacuumed, swell and drain lymph 5 more times in a year, with air travel and wound care end to end until her "lipedema" is "cured", or her quacks give up on her. What a life. She will never have sex, have a friend, feel contentment and self satusfaction. She is going to die in the next few years, of surgical complication, and no one will be by her side- maybe Jon will record it though.

I wonder, if those 12 liters account for the fluids the Dr. Pumped into her giant ass. If she really goes through with 6 lipoes and then gets her gunt and bingowins reduced, removing all that "loose skin"(lol my sides) shes gonna end up looking so weird.

 

[keke]

I'm curious, @Haram-Habibi : What is the correct way of using the viberciser?

If for weightloss which some are marketed for, you have to actually exercise on it. Squats and stuff. Those machines are larger. IMO, waste of money.

 

[GenociderSyo]

I wonder, if those 12 liters account for the fluids the Dr. Pumped into her giant ass. If she really goes through with 6 lipoes and then gets her gunt and bingowins reduced, removing all that "loose skin"(lol my sides) shes gonna end up looking so weird.

He did mention he has a pump a lot in. I'm not sure it really changed anything on her outer thighs. Dude is scamming her for money.

She also is being pretty quiet about this one.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

She can get 72 pounds manually extracted, in a best case scenario, reducing her from 600-400 to 528-328. BEST CASE. Best case scenario, Anna flies back and forth LA to Austin, goes under the knife, oozes, recovers for months, then does it all again, six times, to lose 70 pounds.

That's assuming she isn't regaining at least 12 pounds in between trips to Los Angeles. She needs protein snacks for her recovery!

I wouldn't be surprised if she ends up weighing more after shysty Dr. Jaime is finished exacting his pound of flesh, literally and figuratively.

 

[Haram-Habibi]

I'll be amazed if Anna gets all six scheduled surgeries. It can't be comfortable to fly back and forth to LA from Texas, and I'm sure that even *she* will figure out eventually that all this squeezin' ain't making her skinnier.

She did better on Wegovy than she ever will with Dr Scamsalot.

So, beloved medfags.....having never been on that shit for either weight loss or because of Lord Beetus.....is Wegovy one of those drugs you can hop back on, and get the same-ish results each time, or (for weight loss, anyway), is your first round your most successful one? Like, do you build up resistance to it as time goes on? Apologies in advance if that's a dumb question.....

 

[GenociderSyo]

She out ate the wegovy.

 

[Smoky Acetone]

She out ate the wegovy.

Guess she either didn't have or ignored (yikes) the nausea/vomiting, and the diarrhea? Either 1) she was drunk enough all the time and didn't even notice it... or Or 2) has gotten to the point where nausea is "natural" ? I guess we will never know though since she only reports on sicknesses that she feels will get her sympathy and asspats.

I assume the diarrhea ( ) is natural given Amberlynn and Chantal. Still horrifying.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

It’s like she’s preparing for her first prom, “Hair, nails, dress, do we have a limo? Tee hee”

She has so little going on in her life, at least part of the draw for her with these ridiculous surgeries is having something to do. Kinda like the troons when they finish their surgeries, I expect Anna to go through a major depression dip when she's "done" - both from the letdown after a long period of continually having things to look forward to and totally lackluster results.

 

[keke]

I don’t mind a lot of her careful and deliberate phrasing around dieting or “fuelling her body” as she’d say, but her absolute refusal to acknowledge her dislike of breakfast is because she binges at nighttime is such a clown show. Binging at night, which she’s admitted too (ofc not using the word binge) is a a very common reason why people don’t eat or want breakfast. They’re still full and digesting food from the night before. She framed it as her working so hard means she didn’t find time to eat in the day, so would get big meals in the evening, and now is pretending she’s overcoming some dumb hurdle by indeed eating breakfast.

 

[Gay Mouth]

I expect Anna to go through a major depression dip when she's "done" - both from the letdown after a long period of continually having things to look forward to and totally lackluster results.

Not to mention, her impending painkiller addiction. I don't believe her that she isn't getting oxys after surgery. She'd probably get at least a couple each time before switching to Tylenol or Motrin. She's said before she takes aspirin as a prophylactic for just her daily life, and between pretending her life is improving she admits she's in constant pain. I think some people addicted to elective surgery get addicted to the whole process- the pain, the instant change, the grogginess of recovery, being zonked on pills, resting and recovering, and watching their results unfold before them. Anna has nothing better going on, why not get hooked on drugs that take her pain away?

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

If only she could have done something like, I don’t know…losing weight? Really dumb of her to go through all of this for nothing.

 

[I call shenanigans]

If for weightloss which some are marketed for, you have to actually exercise on it. Squats and stuff. Those machines are larger. IMO, waste of money.

She’s not using it for weightloss, she’s using it as a lipodema treatment to increase blood flow to the skin. MommaGoob said in her recent react that she has the same model, and also uses it for lipodema treatment. She just said it’s a maximum of ten minutes standing on it . Interestingly, studies have shown that simultaneous isometric exercise actually blunts the benefits for lipodema patients.

The best study to apply to lipedema is the study published in 2007 by Dr. Lowman on the effect of whole-body vibration on skin blood flow. The study looked at lower frequency vibration’s effect on laser Doppler-measured skin blood flow. The vibration significantly increased blood flow to the skin after three minutes on a vibration plate. Interestingly the increased blood flow was blunted by simultaneous isometric exercise on the plate. The study used a 30 Hertz cycle of horizontal pivot vibration much like a teeter-totter. Other studies using a higher frequency of vibration and a vertical vibration have also shown changes in skin blood flow.

https://www.lipedema.net/do-vibration-plates-help-lipedema/

Anna has really been called out in comments on that video over her claims to the plastic surgeon that he was hurting her just by touching her, and to the PT writing her insurance submission, that she was virtually immobile from the pain to the point she could hardly even walk anymore. I very much doubt she had such significant improvement from just one liposuction procedure.

Edit: spelling

 

[The Queen of Autists]

that Ray Gunn breakdancer lady from the Olympics reminds me of Anna. She went in thinking she was great and made a total fool of herself like Anna and her races. I could totally see Anna trying to be an Olympic breakdancer and rolling around on the floor like a four year old and doing kangaroo hops lol.

 

[Haram-Habibi]

She's said before she takes aspirin as a prophylactic for just her daily life, and between pretending her life is improving she admits she's in constant pain.

Hmm. Ulcer arc in the future? Could be interesting, especially if she's boozing it up, too. That's a great way to really eff yourself up.

 

[ghjoigcbn]

New protein recipe drop.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

New protein recipe drop.

Good lord, lady, just eat some fucking Greek yogurt if you need something protein-y to put fruit n stuff on. The idea of protein shake plus instant pudding makes me lightly nauseous.

 

[OttoWest]

Once again, an enormous mixing bowl sized portion. She really cannot control how much she eats.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

Good lord, lady, just eat some fucking Greek yogurt if you need something protein-y to put fruit n stuff on. The idea of protein shake plus instant pudding makes me lightly nauseous.

Bro she is HAMMERED. Also “Kodak bites”, really showing off her incomplete high school education.