Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[lindsayfan]

He thinks he's up for the challenge of a bigger city. That delusion of his will collide with the real world like a tomato fired from a cannon at a steel wall.

...or a water balloon tossed limply at a tank.

as others have noted, usa cities are impossibly expensive, even if you're not a debtor pig who #paidquasi 83k. might "something bigger" be a city in mexico?? is our little piglet about to make the switch to grinding chorizo??

tons of work-from-home gringo drones who never accomplished making families or friends in the usa have decided to 'start fresh' living south of el border in the last few years- whole neighborhoods of them have begun pockmarking Mexico City like melanomas. might this be patty's next power move?

i am VERY ready for the "exPat" arc

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I don't think we know exactly where he resides. Redditors have tried to trick him into revealing his location, but he seems to always be one step ahead. We're dealing with 140 IQ here, not some johnny-come-lately.

Redditors fatposting that he lives at 1060 W Addison St, Chicago, IL 60613 would be amusing. I wonder how quickly he’d dox himself to disprove the stalker childs.

 

[An automatic clown]

Can some patposter more versed in the lore (cursed in the lore?) remind me - doesn’t fats barely live in Milwaukee as it is, mostly hiding in some older suburb?

Anyway we should all be supportive of his move to LA. Watching the porker sweating every single day under his corpulent layer of fat would be mildly amusing until some chollo does what real Americans don’t anymore, and takes out the pendejo trash. And LA is great for failed comedians-he could hang out at the Barbie mansion!

Fats in Tijuana would be amusing, I’m sure Judge could make him the star of a very special “donkey” show.

I don't think we know exactly where he resides. Redditors have tried to trick him into revealing his location, but he seems to always be one step ahead. We're dealing with 140 IQ here, not some johnny-come-lately.

Is this a bit ? His address is in the OP.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Is this a bit ? His address is in the OP.

You wouldn’t recognize a bit in the hardware aisle at homo depo even if thousands of robinson hex drive bits fell on you.

Sorry, but you may actually be retarded. We still love you, though.

Anyway what if fats is so fat he bends light around him and that’s why we can’t get anything better than a Sasquatch photo of him?

Maybe we need a “bit” reaction lol

 

[Something Awful]

Is this a bit ? His address is in the OP.

Yes, just poking fun at the pig for posting his own address multiple (!) times on Twitter and then tarding out about terroristic doxxxing.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

He does not have enough money to pay for apartment/flat rent because of his debt for Quasi and does not know how to shut his piggy squealing to live in a more urban neighborhood or metropolises in general. Everybody hates him, even Nikki because he is insufferable and does not know how to humble himself because he is impossible to have his ego broken. If he comes to Detroit or Atlanta or Gary, he is dead meat because of his behavior alone.

"Debt" lol you seem to think he's the one who paid it.

 

[NaggotFigger]

"Debt" lol you seem to think he's the one who paid it.

Whoops

 

[AutoClownMaker]

I wonder if Nikki said Rick had to give up his phone "privileges" while in Scotland and she only lets him have it a certain amount of time per day.

Imagine having to hear day in and day out The Fatprick going on and on about how mean the Internet is.

If she considers the trip a vacation and an escape of course you'd tell The Fatprick to put down the thing that triggers his rage erections resulting in her easy access vagina getting hate fucked.

An actual cult with a controller could have had ordered no public interactions while he was on his con the world trip and shown that as long as The Fatprick was not doing things worthy of protesting no protesters showed up. Instead The Fatprick gets to keep making his claim the harassers are relentless and it is an almost w for The Fatprick because being The Fatprick he is means he attracts people who provide additional context to his online BS.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

Moving to a bigger city as an author is absolutely gay. If I was an author (and maybe I should finally get into it again to make that happen one day) I'd buy a farm house in the ass end of West Virginia and only ever interact with people when I go down to the general store or occasionally the bar to let people know that I'm alive and armed in case any feds wanna come and collect taxes.

Isn't this what most successful authors do? Live in isolation so they can focus on their craft. Pigman is oversocialized and needs constant attention, be it negative or positive. His personal hell would be to be left alone with nothing but his thoughts.

He'll never make it in a larger city. Larger cities have more crime and he doesn't know how to protect his vehicles or shut the fuck up. People hated him in his current city by evidence of that Roast of Milwaukee. He'll die in larger city. He's one "No Child" away from a gun shot if he leaves and he's too stupid and egotistical to understand that.

Imagine thinking like this in your mid 40s. Moving to the big city is what 20 somethings who just graduated college do. In fact, by your 40s you should be out of the city in the burbs. If Rick moves to NYC, I look forward to him childing the wrong person and hope the result gets caught on camera.

 

[Maude Snew]

I for one support the notion of Rick (fat) becoming an LA based comedian. For one they are about equal in actual comedic skill, but Rick wouldn't even need a fat, smelly, dumb sidekick, he's got that shit locked down too. Seeing as how he's a member of the SFWA it's fair to assume they have similar views on Cuties as well. All that remains would be to practice his ack-ack-ack and he's good to go.

 

[Post Reply]

Patrick is still furiously correcting the record. He may need a vacation from this vacation after all is said and done.

Also, sorry for non-phoneposters if this formatting looks bizarre, but I did thumbnail everything.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

He will never escape this insanity of his own doing. He will be 67 well past the age of retirement from any real job and he'll still be calling people child and stalker.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Isn't this what most successful authors do? Live in isolation so they can focus on their craft. Pigman is oversocialized and needs constant attention, be it negative or positive. His personal hell would be to be left alone with nothing but his thoughts.

Yes, actual authors live where it is cheap, or where they like if cheap is no longer a factor. Many will live in cities simply because the vast majority of people do.

It's failed comedians and wanna-be actors and other "media/entertainment" personalities that migrate to the big shitty in a desperate attempt to get fame. Seen it so many times, so sad.

 

[Cactuar King]

He will never escape this insanity of his own doing. He will be 67 well past the age of retirement from any real job and he'll still be calling people child and stalker.

He'll be dead of a cholesterol induced heart attack long before then, sadly. I hope I'm wrong.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Imagine thinking like this in your mid 40s. Moving to the big city is what 20 somethings who just graduated college do. In fact, by your 40s you should be out of the city in the burbs. If Rick moves to NYC, I look forward to him childing the wrong person and hope the result gets caught on camera.

Maybe he means in terms of population so it could be any city with 1 million people or more. I can't imagine getting pepperoni ingredients in a city of 560k is easy.

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

Don't tell me all these fake geeks even read or watch sci-fi, I can only stretch my credulity so far. No genuine geek is that stealthy. It might be a front for something far cooler, like birthday party clowns.

...maybe that's why they let Rick in? He does have the undeniable credentials* of being related to an acclaimed rodeo clown (*according to the famous Pork Wheeler Theory of Expanded Expertise Inheritance via Bloodline).

The jumped up, vaxxed, and less original version of the old homeless schizos at the petrol station who talk about reptiles living inside the Earth's crust. Since they're autistic as opposed to schizophrenic they'll just bore you with descriptions of what rockets do followed by some underdeveloped, probably Mary Sue character's uneventful antics. Yawn. Is that formaldehyde I smell in the air?

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Maybe he means in terms of population so it could be any city with 1 million people or more. I can't imagine getting pepperoni ingredients in a city of 560k is easy.

Even if the herd is large in Milwaukee, fats is only able to catch the slow and weak and very young; he's probably stripped the supply bare and can't stand waiting around for a new crop to grow.

No wonder he wants to move somewhere "more bountiful."

 

[Something Awful]

Thanks for setting the record straight, Rick. I don't think anyone asked about your highly well-attended book signing session, but now that you bring it up, I heard all five people who got their copies signed were actually associates of Robert J. Prongay Jr.

To prove this humiliating fact, photos of the defaced signed books will be posted on Twitter at a later time. Of their choosing. Child.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

To prove this humiliating fact, photos of the defaced signed books will be posted on Twitter at a later time. Of their choosing. Child.

This reminds me, I have a personal shame and you're now gonna be my sounding board.

At free book tables, used bookstores, and thrift stores, I always go look for TOMLINSON. Finding one of these pieces of shit in the wild would make my week; I'd literally be happy the whole fucking week no matter what had been going on before.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Even if the herd is large in Milwaukee, fats is only able to catch the slow and weak and very young; he's probably stripped the supply bare and can't stand waiting around for a new crop to grow.

No wonder he wants to move somewhere "more bountiful."

He should move to Atlanta then.