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Has anyone heard of any of these fucking people other than Fat Rick himself? Who are these clowns? Why are they on a panel moderated by a literal mental retard?
They must be retards themselves.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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They must be retards themselves.
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Sometimes it can be really hard to decide how to breakdown the Patverse's Twitter timeline when posting it here.
There are so many in-jokes and absurd characters in any single tweet string, I imagine it can be daunting for the uninitiated that randomly decides "I think I'll check out just the last page of the 'enjoy prison guy' and see what the fuss is all about".
Well, Mr. Uninitiated, I am not your father, so no context for you!
Just believe me, this is some funny shit. Go back to page 1 and take your time, it will be worth your while I garantee*!
*non-refundable offer
There are so many in-jokes and absurd characters in any single tweet string, I imagine it can be daunting for the uninitiated that randomly decides "I think I'll check out just the last page of the 'enjoy prison guy' and see what the fuss is all about".
Well, Mr. Uninitiated, I am not your father, so no context for you!
Just believe me, this is some funny shit. Go back to page 1 and take your time, it will be worth your while I garantee*!
*non-refundable offer
Of course Pat makes it about himself. Please note he was neither mentioned nor tagged anywhere.
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That video where the guys asks him "what are you helping?" and pig responds "America, son" and then smugly walks away is one of the most infuriating things I've ever seen.
The shirt he wore that day was a little insensitive too, I have to say.
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I'm sure that's going to look real good on Patrick since this looks like he's telling a woman to remove their tweet about how rape is bad. Though given what Pat Posters know about him, he wants any woman that disagrees with him to be raped.
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Would be a real shame if the pests dumped their folders of all the times he threatened rape/claimed that any woman further right than marx deserved rape...
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Thought you were gonna say "most hilarious", because that's how I felt.
I can never truly hate Rick, not for long anyway. I mean, the guy genuinely does believe he's helping to save America by tweeting. How can you stay mad at him? I'm not American though, so it's not personal for me.
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Pat is seriously into rape. He even had to spend thousands of dollars to get unbanned from Twitter because of his extreme love of rape.
This is why you're already in prison. Enjoy stalker, life.
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He just koolaid mans in and goes on about me me meeee, and doesn’t even give her any reason as to why she should delete it. A condescending prick ordering women around, seemingly offended she’s not up to speed on his fat life story lol. A “hey this is actually a troll and my friend okiedokie isn’t a rapist, any way you could delete this so people don’t think less of him? I could explain more in depth if necessary. I’d hate for this serious subject to be tainted and influenced by malicious actors” vs “here’s what you should do with your twitter feed, immediately” I don’t even know what the lady is talking about but the optics of men apparently protesting “don’t rape” vs “people make fun of me on Twitter” aren’t exactly comparable. why us?!?
Anybody with a Twitter know if she responded or acknowledged his oinking?
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Not so
Some other gems from Mr. Ekpeki:
What a good dad, his kid is always on his mind.
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A hypothesis for you both: Man of Pig gets slightly more fit. Somehow it gets through the immense amount of adipose tissue on his head that once you're in your 40s you should give a fuck about your health. He stops drinking, starts going to the gym to train muscles instead of his orifices, stops eating like a wannabe mukbanger, etc. No reversing his diabetes but he gets his BP out of Stage 1 hypertensive back to normotensive ranges. As a result he gets a bit slimmer and his body begins to create a tiny bit more testosterone.
Take all of the above and imagine the hilarious shit he'd write on social media. He already considers himself the paragon of masculinity, creative output, and geopolitical knowledge. Throw in his new status as an SME on health and fitness and our sides might legitimately fear for their structural integrity.
@Judge Holden, I take back what I said last time about how you should operate if you ever get a chance to pozz his neghole. He won't fight you if you do it that way. If you want him squirming and actually uncomfortable, wear a wig and a dress and make it clear you're not listening to him or giving a fuck about anything he says. You'll become the one person on the planet to find out if he actually does get rage erections (assuming you can move his fupa out of the way to see).
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He should sue the FBI
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This sounds like the premise of a Seinfeld episode where Susan's family wants to sell the cabin or some shit
Please Lord, make "Seinfat" a real show somehow
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Can you imagine how much farther Patrick would have gotten in his "pursuits" if just one of the variables was different? His race, sex, skin color, publicly claimed sexual orientation, etc.?
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I am watching the current cryptic web chronicals video and saw this tweet I'd never seen before what the fuck Patrick
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Your username checks out.
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Please tell me you just made this up because what kind of weird psycho would even SAY this shit?
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This is an actual genre of leftist insults where their insults and threats are these weird fucked up psychological shit like this. I want to say it started on Tumblr?
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He not only said it but it's still up right now. The account he is replying to is protected so we will likely never know the context but the fact he came up with that sick shit says a lot about him.
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Have you not seen the infamous arrest report? It's not just that Patrick said he would kill his wife, or the baby. He specifically promised to WAIT until the baby was born, and at that point kill them both.
I'm sure everyone has the potential to say some very fucked up shit in the right circumstances, but Rick seems like he really fantasizes about that kind of violence sometimes.
Or it's a fake Actual Murder Guy persona that he tactically deploys to really own Twitter trolls and his family.
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Rickle Pick's best writing is when he's dreaming up some horrific murder/rape fanfiction "murderape"