Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Rigamaroo]

Besides the one chad looking dude, all of Austin's alogs have been crack den wiggers who are somehow worse than him.

That seems to be a pattern with all lolcows unfortunately.

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

INSLIMEWETRUSTLIVE celebrating Tyler Cosmo's doxing

Slime is a lovable crackhead on Kick who was swatted by Tyler months ago.

 

[The Wokest]

INSLIMEWETRUSTLIVE celebrating Tyler Cosmo's doxing
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Slime is a lovable crackhead on Kick who was swatted by Tyler months ago.

Dat nigga got SLIMEDout! Got his wiped!

 

[Punished Neco]

This is the BossmanJack thread, I refuse to care about a garbage man... except to say:

I was just catching up on the VODs, he had $4.5k and there was only 45 seconds left on the stream so I presumed he'd just withdrawn it all. Silly me, he was so smug in this one as well.

The next stream ended much the same, up fat and then it all goes wrong.

 

[drachenbarde]

big boy nelson

 

[Boglim Enthusiast]

INSLIMEWETRUSTLIVE celebrating Tyler Cosmo's doxing
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Slime is a lovable crackhead on Kick who was swatted by Tyler months ago.

Had to do it...

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

This is the BossmanJack thread, I refuse to care about a garbage man... except to say:

I was just catching up on the VODs, he had $4.5k and there was only 45 seconds left on the stream so I presumed he'd just withdrawn it all. Silly me, he was so smug in this one as well.
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The next stream ended much the same, up fat and then it all goes wrong.
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Damn Austin truly got slimed out on these. Some would even say he got his nose wiped.

 

[Kees H]

Part 6 trillion of Austin being a unbelievable piece of shit. Trapper apparently falls off the stairs. Austin can't be fucked to check up on "his dog" (let's be honest, it's his moms dog) and just continues sperging to chat. He even closes the door because there's noise and it pisses him off.

This is a couple of minutes later. Trapper just fell off the stairs and is now barking, and the only thing Austin does is his usual screaming of "NAWWW TRAPPER STAAHHPPPPP WHY THE FUCK IS A DOG THAT JUST FELL OFF THE STAIRS BARKING DEWD BRO". Still can't be arsed to check up on "his dog", gambling is too important (included the full screen as well for the retards that will say "nah bro he wasn't gambling dude").

Spoiler: Full screen

I apologize for the slightly MATI post, but Austin treating that dog like shit just makes me super MATI. Thank fuck at least his mom takes care of that dog.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

treating that dog like shit

I wonder if the dog licks Austin's crack hands.

 

[The Wokest]

Shit I've never had a small dog but isn't that a big deal?
I'm used to dogs that can sprain or break a paw if they fall from the couch while dozing off because they're just that heavy, I can't imagine a large breed falling down the stairs without a visit to the vet.
Guess smaller dogs have fall damage resistance.

 

[CEO of Pickles]

Part 6 trillion of Austin being a unbelievable piece of shit. Trapper apparently falls off the stairs. Austin can't be fucked to check up on "his dog" (let's be honest, it's his moms dog) and just continues sperging to chat. He even closes the door because there's noise and it pisses him off.

I wouldn't call that door closed technically.

Also, he sometimes turns into caricatures of what the worst possible streamers would be like 10 years ago and its like nothing compared to todays standards.
"woah...guys...what the..."
*props unhinged door on doorframe*
"man this chicken sandwich gonna be good"
*dork barks in pain*
"YOOO STOP BARKING DEWD OR I WILL I HAVE TO GET OFF STREAM BRO."

 

[dumb cunt sperg]

Saw this recently posted in one of the ratcords, Deal is confirmed not 100% real and raw

Also why the fuck are these dumb nigger rats still loaning him money and expecting to get any of it back so many of these niggers have been scammed dewd

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

Mystery woman shows up in bossman's driveway and refuses to leave. Ratdad the weirdo won't stop bugging Austin about it and rudely interrupts his gamba

 

[Kees H]

Mystery woman shows up in bossman's driveway and refuses to leave. Ratdad the weirdo won't stop bugging Austin about it and rudely interrupts his gamba
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Who is it? The girl that showed up the first day after his return from jail and the stream after she visited he was high on Adderall/Vyvanse? His PO? BillSmith's mom? Derrick sends a nigress to deliver his coke or crackerooski who is now collecting his debt? Who knows. Place your bets ladies and gentleman.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Who is it?

Weed Eater. I also love how he resorts to just banging on the window in typical crackhead paranoia fashion. I will never understand how ratdad has become such a failure. It's so sad bro.

 

[Looney Troons]

Shit I've never had a small dog but isn't that a big deal?
I'm used to dogs that can sprain or break a paw if they fall from the couch while dozing off because they're just that heavy, I can't imagine a large breed falling down the stairs without a visit to the vet.
Guess smaller dogs have fall damage resistance.

I’ve got a dog the size of Trapper. She’s old - like 14. Two years ago, she managed to misstep and tumble down the stairs. It was like watching a sack of potatoes fall. Immediately took her to the vet. No spraining or anything, just kinda sore and shook up, thankfully.

Guess it depends on the dog. Still sucks that homie couldn’t be assed to take a few minutes to go check on the dog. How many times per Counter-Strike session, in the middle of a fucking game mind you, does he get up to go do drugs?

 

[draggs]

Part 6 trillion of Austin being a unbelievable piece of shit. Trapper apparently falls off the stairs. Austin can't be fucked to check up on "his dog" (let's be honest, it's his moms dog) and just continues sperging to chat. He even closes the door because there's noise and it pisses him off.

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This is a couple of minutes later. Trapper just fell off the stairs and is now barking, and the only thing Austin does is his usual screaming of "NAWWW TRAPPER STAAHHPPPPP WHY THE FUCK IS A DOG THAT JUST FELL OFF THE STAIRS BARKING DEWD BRO". Still can't be arsed to check up on "his dog", gambling is too important (included the full screen as well for the retards that will say "nah bro he wasn't gambling dude").

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Spoiler: Full screen

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I apologize for the slightly MATI post, but Austin treating that dog like shit just makes me super MATI. Thank fuck at least his mom takes care of that dog.

This makes me feel some kinda way about wanting to make Austin feel some kinda way

 

[Kees H]

This makes me feel some kinda way about wanting to make Austin feel some kinda way

It makes me feel some type of way niggas are thinking Austin feels some kinda way, he feels some type of way dude.

Anyways, Austin won phat, cashed out $1k to his PayPal for drugerooski, and the remainder was felted on Blackjack, roulette and dice. Of course, the headphones got harshly mistreated as soon as he lost it all. Total Headphone Death is back on the menu.

Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

 

[internet friend]

The fact that Austins music choices are slowly turning into the stuff I have on my playlist is really making me feel some kinda way.

 

[Gooby]

Who is it? The girl that showed up the first day after his return from jail and the stream after she visited he was high on Adderall/Vyvanse? His PO? BillSmith's mom? Derrick sends a nigress to deliver his coke or crackerooski who is now collecting his debt? Who knows. Place your bets ladies and gentleman.

The way Austin keeps saying "nobody is messaging me" and "she didn't tell me she was coming" makes it pretty clear Austin is hiding some information. Can anyone make out what ratdad is saying back to him, Austin at one point says "I don't know why she said that", so whatever she said seems to make ratdad think she's there for Austin.