Darksyde Phil and the Kino Casino (WOOOAAHH BUDDY)

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suprcrzy might just seethe hard enough to put on the bandito mask and rob a train again
I hope so

Lmao you guys are so out of your minds with the copium.

Did you miss the segment where the Casino went over specifically how much Null hates DSP detractors and how they are a special kind of retard equitable to only a few other places that have ever been on the site? It was like an hour long I don't know how you missed it.
But Null wants to fuck Chris Chan, so there is a credibility issue.
 
People keep saying this but I'm not really seeing it. Who exactly is malding? Where?
They're punching the air together with the people that told everybody that they have to hate Phil as much as "their" lolcows despite him not being a rapist/abuser/felon. Or was it that they claimed Phil was indeed as bad as their favorite cows?
Things that never happened, people that never existed. These tall tales all kinda run together to me.
I can't be assed to go back through this thread, but I'm pretty sure that all of the Phil subforum regulars know that despite the money being thrown around, the real winners aren't the KC guys, or even Phil.
It's Scopely, Inc.
 
I tend to not be a fan at all of people flinging money at Pigroach, mainly because I mostly remember his "miserable sausage" period where he'd just pout like a lump until he got the minimum needed to game. Detractors who did that to try and get troll comments read were particularly worthy of scorn.

However, since the money encouraged him to interact with other humans, something he's not done in years, I'm fine with it. Pigroach trying to open up and get all loose like that hasn't happened in a long damn time, and actually reminds me of his older stuff, back before he pioneered how feckless a twitch streamer can be. You're now far more likely to get classic DSP moments if Kino doesn't fuck this up.

Especially since I think it's funnier he got one over on Keem than I find it annoying he got dosh for gacha wrasslin. He called that faggot out for setting up shitty kayfabe, and got proven right. Watching that bald gnome lose his shit and hint at suing him... at least before making up newer and even lamer fucking scripts makes that worth it IMO.
 
It's Scopely, Inc.
Actually I am seething over that. I wish Scopely was publicly traded because there are no shortage of addicts like DSP. Phil is just a never ending reality show. Some days hilarious & full of drama, some days boring as watching paint dry. Literally could not care less if he stopped streaming tomorrow.

Fun fact though... WWE Champions isn't even Scopely's top game. Monopoly Go makes WWE Champions look like peanuts.

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Phil made over 1.2k due to the Kino Casino. People here sucking off PPP and Andy when they don't know anything about DSP but want to lecture "detractors" should reconsider.

Not to mention, they beg more than DSP. Don't make excuses for these bums.
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The best part about this stream is that now Phil will expect every Special Event, Marathan and Fund Raiser makes the same.
 
Just one time in my life, just once, I want to hear philbert drop a gamer word openly on kick with the casino lads. Like a loud and proud "*insert detractor* is a faggot." This might be the timeline where it happens, he's getting more comfortable in the casino vortex and I'm sure he's noticed there isn't too much PPP/Warski won't say.
 
Just one time in my life, just once, I want to hear philbert drop a gamer word openly on kick with the casino lads. Like a loud and proud "*insert detractor* is a faggot." This might be the timeline where it happens, he's getting more comfortable in the casino vortex and I'm sure he's noticed there isn't too much PPP/Warski won't say.
He did a mocking Indian woman voice which he hasn't done in years a moment ago on his throwback channel. You might get your wish.
 
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Just one time in my life, just once, I want to hear philbert drop a gamer word openly on kick with the casino lads. Like a loud and proud "*insert detractor* is a faggot." This might be the timeline where it happens, he's getting more comfortable in the casino vortex and I'm sure he's noticed there isn't too much PPP/Warski won't say.
Some internet normies think Kick is "Twitch but you can say the no-no words sometimes" and I bet if Phil can become convinced enough that this is the platform where the cool kids hang out and the winds of society and changing and becoming more open to the "good old days" with a burgeoning anti-woke sentiment we might hear him call Tevin a stupid nigger in this timeline.
 
Actually I am seething over that. I wish Scopely was publicly traded because there are no shortage of addicts like DSP. Phil is just a never ending reality show. Some days hilarious & full of drama, some days boring as watching paint dry. Literally could not care less if he stopped streaming tomorrow.

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Man I really should just developed a terrible mobile game I'd be raking in the dough.
DSP blows everyone out by just not being a complete and out of scope of a human being if lolcows could be as innocent as DSP
instead we got Liz Fong Jones sexual predator working with the Central Intelligence Agency to shut down people saying mean words on the Internet
 
I tend to not be a fan at all of people flinging money at Pigroach, mainly because I mostly remember his "miserable sausage" period where he'd just pout like a lump until he got the minimum needed to game. Detractors who did that to try and get troll comments read were particularly worthy of scorn.

However, since the money encouraged him to interact with other humans, something he's not done in years, I'm fine with it. Pigroach trying to open up and get all loose like that hasn't happened in a long damn time, and actually reminds me of his older stuff, back before he pioneered how feckless a twitch streamer can be. You're now far more likely to get classic DSP moments if Kino doesn't fuck this up.

Especially since I think it's funnier he got one over on Keem than I find it annoying he got dosh for gacha wrasslin. He called that faggot out for setting up shitty kayfabe, and got proven right. Watching that bald gnome lose his shit and hint at suing him... at least before making up newer and even lamer fucking scripts makes that worth it IMO.
I find it funny that all they give him is youtube money, no instant gratification and -30%, Andy and 3 P should instruct their paypigs to tip next time.

On another note, all his regular streams are back to normal numbers again, only this time without the regular whales but the supposed Kasino Cucks propping his shit up. Yesterday on both react streams it was back to 1 big tip at the beginning and then it was dead all stream from there.

Considering his reacts are the new meta now, :stress:
 
I'd imagine they're a bit miffed Phil didn't go harder on dickers. But it'll definitely be a good payday for the kosher casino when the collab happens
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Jim talking to DSP is gonna have dentractors so mad. How dare he give DSP, the WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD, a platform and not calling him a scammer, call his wife fat, and refer to some 10 hour long Tevin stream's surgical analysis of what he had for dinner.


You dentractor niggers sealed your fate the second you gave him money to troll him. You're stuck with him forever lol
 
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So I guess the next step in the 4D chess "own da troollz" META would be Ethan Ralph setting up a podcast with ReviewTechUSA to raise funds for him and boost his ego
The meta for a while here has been "Pathetic Lolcow talked shit about this thread's Lolcow! Haha Felted! That's when you know Lolcow is a loser and he should kill himself!"

Phil fits this role perfectly. Rich can now.

It's funny when it's natural, like Phil and others shitting on Rekieta, not when it's fake and gay.
 
Jim talking to DSP is gonna have dentractors so mad. How dare he give DSP, the WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD, a platform and not calling him a scammer, call his wife fat, and refer to some 10 hour long Tevin stream's surgical analysis of what he had for dinner.


You dentractor niggers sealed your fate the second you gave him money to troll him. You're stuck with him forever lol
You okay buddy?
 
Jim talking to DSP is gonna have dentractors so mad. How dare he give DSP, the WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD, a platform and not calling him a scammer, call his wife fat, and refer to some 10 hour long Tevin stream's surgical analysis of what he had for dinner.


You dentractor niggers sealed your fate the second you gave him money to troll him. You're stuck with him forever lol
Who hurt you, sir?
 
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