Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Kheapathic]

They should get a male housekeeper.

Nick walks into his office. "What'cha doing there buddy? You looking at that book about Ancient Greece?"

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

They should get a male housekeeper.

Or, you know, do it themselves.

 

[keke]

Balldo is a gateway drug.

It's not pot anymore. It's Balldo. You do Balldo, and the next thing you know you're snorting coke and the cops bash down your door and take your kids away.

Balldo: Not even once.

I was watching the Kino Casino DSP stream and they pulled up Nick and his Balldo where he gives instructions on how to use it. Simpler times, things went off the rails fast. It’s so bizarre in hindsight.

Or, you know, do it themselves.

There’s no need, Nick has zero shame. Why would they interrupt their coke binges when they have their elderly parents hobbling around and cleaning their shit up?

 

[Captain Manning]

Did Balldo open up another front in the war?

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@Null

I have little doubt he's effectively declared total retard war on Null and the entire user base of the Farms (or at least the ones in this thread) at this point. He's that stupid. It's never worked out well for anybody ever, but he considers himself a genius.

However, I also think this article reads like it was written by AI and might not have involved him at all. It's so lazy. All of the quotes appear to have been taken from his livestreams and not them interviewing him. The "stalker website" bit is so pervasive it could have been harvested from places like KF's Wikipedia article. The byline is "FOX 9 Staff."

Either way, who cares? What would he hope to accomplish?

Oh noes! It's the local Minneapolis Fox affiliate! It's so over Kiwibros! Run!

 

[AltisticRight]

I still miss the old Nick, bros

Same, I miss it when he would drink booze and mix it with cocaine and modafinil, and babble on about nonsensical bullshit, "check" on Our Wife just to come back with white powder on his nose.
Those good days.

They should get a male housekeeper.

Instead of a résumé, they'll be measured with a ruler.

*ahem* well balldo's children aren't white, check mate scandinavian prudes!

So about 1% of Minnesota would be Jewish, 56087 Jews in total.
Spicer has 1167 people, or 0.02% of Minnesota. 12 Jews in Spicer, and with 23% being children, that's 3 kids.
We might as well say they're the only Jewnicorns in Spicer.
I don't know if the addition of a statistically significant category is better than a 500% increase.
He got 5/7 of the town's Jewish population in foster care, that's... something, alright.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

Even the Fox news article doesn't make him look good, since it says he himself made a living off analyzing court footage but ALSO includes the quote that implies the government is using the closed court/case to keep Nick from being able to share his side of the story and/or to railroad him


@Null, can you include the Fox article as evidence in your request for court to be broadcast that a major news agency is quoting Nick saying the case not being broadcast is to prevent people from seeing how the government is fucking Nick? Thats a pretty public declaration of wrong doing.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

A stalking website Josh. You’re stalking me. You and your loli avatar community are criminal stalkers according to the news



ARREST HIM ARREST HIM

 

[Father Balldo]

Nick used his media skills to get a local Fox affiliate to call the farms a stalker child... Karen Farms FELTED and Nick's case is RESOLVED! Lawsplaining xisters.... we are so back, just like his kids!!

 

[Drama Trauma]

REMEMBER!

All this downward spiral wouldn't happened if,

Robert Rekieta would talk more openly about his sex life

and tell how good he smashed his wife to young Nick Rekieta.

 

[herefortheactualthreads]

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@Null

i wish we were in fox news at 11

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

>Why do you think the country loves having her appointed in virtually every child protection case?

I think that maybe, aside from what you pointed out about the county size, the reason why Weber gets appointed in "virtually every child protection case" (assuming that's remotely true) is because people aren't exactly clamoring to become public defenders.

I'm sure it can be different by state but from my understanding public defenders are usually "new" attorneys that are working their way up. Pretty much no one wants to do it their entire career. Sometimes an older, more seasoned lawyer will take a P.D. job for different reasons. If it's considered a state job there must be a few decent benefits. Maybe a bit less stressful than running your own firm.

If Rackets wasn't such a disingenuous, crackhead non-practicing lawyer he'd definitely be aware of this.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I apologise profusely as it has undoubtedly already been asked and answered but as the thread approaches 6,000 pages I have no hope of keeping up: in all of his screeching since the original raid/arrest, has Nick ever offered a plausible explanation for why there was 26g of cocaine in his house?

 

[East_Clintwood]

I apologise profusely as it has undoubtedly already been asked and answered but as the thread approaches 6,000 pages I have no hope of keeping up: in all of his screeching since the original raid/arrest, has Nick ever offered a plausible explanation for why there was 26g of cocaine in his house?

Nick hasn't even admitted it was there, let alone why. He's still playing retarded semantic games about how the state hasn't actually proved it was coke yet.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

I apologise profusely as it has undoubtedly already been asked and answered but as the thread approaches 6,000 pages I have no hope of keeping up: in all of his screeching since the original raid/arrest, has Nick ever offered a plausible explanation for why there was 26g of cocaine in his house?

Not offered, but suggested heavily implied without specifying the minute possibility that perhaps agents of the state may conspire against its subjects in ways that make things, like cocaine, appear where it was not before.
On the other hand I don't think there's a chance in hell he would find a good enough alibi in regards to his coked-up gun-toting kid.

 

[Captain Manning]

I think that maybe, aside from what you pointed out about the county size, the reason why Weber gets appointed in "virtually every child protection case" (assuming that's remotely true) is because people aren't exactly clamoring to become public defenders.

You're overthinking it.

Kandiyohi County has a population of under 44,000 people. It has three judges. The amount of public defenders they have on staff is probably perfectly reasonable and proper for a population of that size. Conversely, it's probably unreasonable and a waste of public resources for them to have more.

Nick is salty because they didn't immediately release his kids back to the crack house, award him a million dollars, and tickle his balls. He's got to blame somebody for that, and he's got to cook up some retarded excuse as to why they are to blame. Weber is just another person he's blaming. Simple as.

I apologise profusely as it has undoubtedly already been asked and answered but as the thread approaches 6,000 pages I have no hope of keeping up: in all of his screeching since the original raid/arrest, has Nick ever offered a plausible explanation for why there was 26g of cocaine in his house?

No. He refuses to even admit it was there.

In fact, he seems really keen to avoid that subject at all costs. More than any other subject. He'll mouth off about everything except that.

My guess is that, when it comes to the actual coke, he's putting all his chips on the warrant being invalidated. Then he can say "what cocaine?"

 

[Canard]

He has two lines of defence. Search warrant getting invalidated. And coke in some magic way not being his. Either it was all April's(Why in their bedroom?), or planted by cops(goberment conspiracy) or magically teleported all over the place...

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Nick is an open cuck. Can a cuck be respected? Ever?

He has allowed his wife, the mother of his children, to be penetrated with his own consent by another male, and the other male is a weird nerd like Aaron.

He also let Kayla get plowed by A BIG BLACK BULL, FILLING HER FULL OF THAT COCK MEAT while he was unable to even get hard for the nice black man's wife. (Per Aaron.)

It's even worse when he's a DELIBERATE cuck. He actually gets off on being cucked. How is it possible to be this pathetic?

So apparently he gets off on getting cucked but then still even can't perform. At hedonism ii, at home with April, it's all very sad. (Again, per Aaron.) So much coke and booze killed Nick the cuck Rekieta's tiny little pencil dick. Might as well call him the Flaccid Failure.

 

[Null]

Is there a clip where Barnes states Rekieta fucked Officer Pomplun's wife or am I hallucinating that

 

[Oliver Onions]

Not offered, but suggested heavily implied without specifying the minute possibility that perhaps agents of the state may conspire against its subjects in ways that make things, like cocaine, appear where it was not before.

Sounds like a good reason to release the bodycam footage to me. Then we can all watch these evil agents of the state planting the cocaine. Sadly this won't provide us with the footage of them forcing Nick to snort it all those previous times, but we can't have everything now can we.