Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[Neko GF]

Plus Size Old Navy Try On Haul: Fall Fashion​

(08/13/24)

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[JambledUpWords]

I see that Anna shops in the Chris Chan department

 

[thejackal2]

Anna: I'm getting more into reusing clothes, not just for me, but the audience:

Anna a minute later: I'm worried about fitting in this but imma rip it onto my body regardless.

In general this is the most matronly, deathfat haul yet. She looked like warmed up vomit in everything. Kids are not wearing this shit and neither are young adults in the dorms. Cardigans, especially in mustard fucking yellow, are not in fashion. FFS. The long flowing cardigans perhaps, but not how she styled it.

 

[cybercybe]

Anna: I'm getting more into reusing clothes, not just for me, but the audience:

Anna a minute later: I'm worried about fitting in this but imma rip it onto my body regardless.

In general this is the most matronly, deathfat haul yet. She looked like warmed up vomit in everything. Kids are not wearing this shit and neither are young adults in the dorms. Cardigans, especially in mustard fucking yellow, are not in fashion. FFS.

I thought the beige dress wasn't bad on her. It wasn't neon, skin tight, or revealing too much skin like she usually wears. It would be better without the leggings though.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Cardigans, especially in mustard fucking yellow, are not in fashion

That mustard yellow was the color of the year like 4 years ago. I don't follow fashion trends even a little bit and I know that she's coming in extraordinarily late on that one. Plus that color looks awful on her.

Add: @JambledUpWords too true, as the kids say, I'm crying in rusty red.

 

[JambledUpWords]

That mustard yellow was the color of the year like 4 years ago. I don't follow fashion trends even a little bit and I know that she's coming in extraordinarily late on that one. Plus that color looks awful on her.

The colors she loves, like chartreuse, neon orange, and puke green always look bad on her. She doesn’t know her skin tone at all, and really should be sticking to more pastels and jewel tones. She can be colorful, but her idea of it is dressing like an extra on Cocomelon. She doesn’t understand the concept of “just because you like a color doesn’t mean you should wear it.”

 

[thejackal2]

I thought the beige dress wasn't bad on her. It wasn't neon, skin tight, or revealing too much skin like she usually wears. It would be better without the leggings though.

The eggshell dress looked the best, agree. It was the only thing that flattered her even just a tiny bit. She side profile with her growing shelf ass was bad but what are you gonna do at 500lbs? In general she needs to realize that some pieces are timeless and an off white soft wool sweater or blended dress is never out of style. Maybe it's "boring" but FFS you're 40 years old and present as upper middle class. Boring and timeless pieces should make up the majority of your wardrobe, not neon pink shit from wherever.

 

[#Ripley #]

The eggshell dress looked the best, agree. It was the only thing that flattered her even just a tiny bit. She side profile with her growing shelf ass was bad but what are you gonna do at 500lbs? In general she needs to realize that some pieces are timeless and an off white soft wool sweater or blended dress is never out of style. Maybe it's "boring" but FFS you're 40 years old and present as upper middle class. Boring and timeless pieces should make up the majority of your wardrobe, not neon pink shit from wherever.

Exactly, add some jewelry for color, dress for her status and age. The rust/brown/pink combo was clashing completely. What the hell does she see in the mirror!

 

[JambledUpWords]

Exactly, add some jewelry for color, dress for her status and age. The rust/brown/pink combo was clashing completely. What the hell does she see in the mirror!

If she switched to more muted or neutral tones for her clothes and had most of the color in the accessories, shoes, and jewelry, it would look much more mature. I don’t think being older should mean having complete absence of color, and it’s a fashion “rule” I find dumb. Anna is just so awful at choosing flattering colors and pairing them. You’d think her years of being a fashion influencer would have her look back at her old content and reflect on what does and doesn’t look good, but her fashion sense has arguably just regressed compared to only six years ago (not helped by massive weight gain and sizing out of brands). The times I’ve seen her actually look good with her fashion choices are often things seen only once, then never again.

Her shoe choices have also gotten worse, as she can’t wear anything higher than a kitten heel these days, and that only adds to the ugly aesthetics. It would be nice if she invested in more sensible flats, but instead she’s often wearing ugly Tevas, Crocs, or pairing clothes with tennis shoes that don’t match the formality of the rest of the outfit. She’d also rather spend $30 on flats that lack decent support when she does buy them over $75 ones that look more “boring,” but are healthier for her feet.

 

[Windy Moors]

She's said before she takes aspirin as a prophylactic for just her daily life,

A daily small dose of aspirin can be prescribed to patients who are at risk of having a heart attack and stroke, also to people who have had said conditions or angina. Anna may be covering up the fact that her doctor recommended it, as she is definitely at risk.

Every ridiculous protein recipe I see peddled by retarded influencers makes me want to shout: "Just eat more meat nigger!"

 

[Breadbear]

This just brought a disgusting memory screaming back into my brain - a few weeks ago I saw some Momfluencer type taking hard-boiled eggs, blending them in a Vitamix with a bit of almond milk, adding cocoa powder and honey and giving it to her kids as "chocolate pudding." She showed her kids slurping it up and I had to switch videos really fast.

Sorry that's slightly OT, but it suddenly gained context for me in the midst of the protein abominations talk.

But she could have just made pudding with that.

 

[thejackal2]

Jon tapped out it seems.

Adults sleeping that close together that don't know each other is so awkward. That nurse is in for some shit. I imagine Anna snores non stop, has she bothered to replace her CPAP yet? Probably not.

 

[Terfatron]

"So I can get some fresh air without moving too much"

What the... wasn't one of the things that she should move after surgery? Am I missing something here?

The only thing anna is giving is whiplash

 

[thejackal2]

"So I can get some fresh air without moving too much"

What the... wasn't one of the things that she should move after surgery? Am I missing something here?

The only thing anna is giving is whiplash

If we're doing "inner thigh" this time it's gonna be a fucking nightmare. I really hope that nurse is in a union and is well compensated. I doubt it tho it's probably just home health aides doing a lot of the bandage changing, sponge bathing and so on. Just puke.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

snores non stop

That might not be the worst of it. Anna screams "sleep farter" to me with her size and processed diet. That nurse is gonna enjoy having an outdoor escape more than the oozy lump hopped up on oxys.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Inner thigh this time? OUCH!!!

Every time she moves, there is going to be serious rubbing and pain.

Is she having one or both inner thighs done?

Back in the day in nursing school, I earned money doing that kind of light care for discharged post-op patients. The majority were elderly or lived alone and appreciated the company and objective eye.

I had ONE Anna type, thankfully just before I graduated because he was enough to put me off doing that kind of one on one forever.

They don’t do enough of the right kind of post/op activity while insisting on excessive amounts of the wrong movement and whine when their recovery doesn’t go as they had anticipated.

Is it my imagination or does Anna seem more nervous than excited about this round of surgery?

 

[Terfatron]

If we're doing "inner thigh" this time it's gonna be a fucking nightmare. I really hope that nurse is in a union and is well compensated. I doubt it tho it's probably just home health aides doing a lot of the bandage changing, sponge bathing and so on. Just puke.

So inner thighs but still, even if it's gonna be a whole world of hurt isn't the healing process the same, moving to make the blood circulate or whatever it's for?

She chose this, I'm just here for the laffs.

 

[Haram-Habibi]

Good lord, lady, just eat some fucking Greek yogurt if you need something protein-y to put fruit n stuff on. The idea of protein shake plus instant pudding makes me lightly nauseous.

Okay, I'm late and gay here because of back to school shit, but.....

170 g Greek yogurt (I think that's 2/3 cup. IDK, I like to use my scale because I have cooking autism)
10 g (2T) unsweetened coconut flakes
5 g (1 t) ginger puree (yeah, that stuff in the tube)
1 squirt of vanilla or caramel flavored stevia

Dump in bowl, stir, eat.

20 G protein, bitchez, when I made it with Icelandic Provisions Skyr (similar to Greek yogurt, only Scandinavian somehow.....and on sale in my 'hood, because I'm cheap AF) unsweetened full fat. I guarantee it tastes better than that abomination Anna made, and if you still wanna add fruit or graham cracker bits on top, no one's stopping you. 217 calories per MyFitnessPal.

Kodiak stuff always advertises their protein content on the front, but every time I check the back label, it's all loaded with carbs. If you're serious about getting protein, you generally don't wanna carb load while you are doing it.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Okay, I'm late and gay here because of back to school shit, but.....

170 g Greek yogurt (I think that's 2/3 cup. IDK, I like to use my scale because I have cooking autism)
10 g (2T) unsweetened coconut flakes
5 g (1 t) ginger puree (yeah, that stuff in the tube)
1 squirt of vanilla or caramel flavored stevia

Dump in bowl, stir, eat.

20 G protein, bitchez, when I made it with Icelandic Provisions Skyr (similar to Greek yogurt, only Scandinavian somehow.....and on sale in my 'hood, because I'm cheap AF) unsweetened full fat. I guarantee it tastes better than that abomination Anna made, and if you still wanna add fruit or graham cracker bits on top, no one's stopping you. 217 calories per MyFitnessPal.

Kodiak stuff always advertises their protein content on the front, but every time I check the back label, it's all loaded with carbs. If you're serious about getting protein, you generally don't wanna carb load while you are doing it.

Cool recipe, but if I need protein I'll eat a steak.

 

[Haram-Habibi]

Cool recipe, but if I need protein I'll eat a steak.

I'm too lazy to cook one in the morning.

But yeah.....nothing beats a good, juicy steak, especially a porterhouse. Anna's in Texas, she should have no problem getting whatever cut she could want there. There's no excuse for that slop she whipped up, even if it was at 3 am.