Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

I call shenanigans said:
The zip line places have weight limits, and even at the weight she admits to, she’s well over the ones I’ve seen.
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Just to further provide context, ziplines typically can hold a ton of weight (>2 US tons). They have a strict weight limit because the fatter you are, the faster you go, and anything over 250lbs is dangerous. At Chantal's weight, she would be a wrecking ball and could get seriously injured on landing/stopping. They would never allow her on a zipline, unfortunately.
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as she zipped at 150 km/hr towards an incredible crash landing.
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She would likely go super sonic and leave a giant cartoon hole
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
Just to further provide context, ziplines typically can hold a ton of weight (>2 US tons). They have a strict weight limit because the fatter you are, the faster you go, and anything over 250lbs is dangerous. At Chantal's weight, she would be a wrecking ball and could get seriously injured on landing/stopping. They would never allow her on a zipline, unfortunately.
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I would cash in my entire retirement plan to see this, complete with flapping abaya, helmet over hijab, wildly-kicking stumpy legs, and shrieks of "WHAT THE HECK" as she zipped at 150 km/hr towards an incredible crash landing.

Considering how broke she is, she might take me up on this.
 
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lol cow supreme said:
She wont go to the doctor because it costs money that she wants to spend elsewhere.
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Well… I’d say if history is any indication, she absolutely will go to a doctor emergency room in any country she visits.

In the past twelve months she’s visited eaten in three countries and visited an ER in each one; Kuwait, Thailand and Canada.
 
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Blue Roses said:
When you adopt a new persona and abandon everything to fly across the world to get dicked down in a desert shithole by a robotic simpleton and your Temu tier rentboy drops his pants for the first time...

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Look. At our babushka throw a temper tantrum. Must have heard something terrible has happened in the old country.
 
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I was mindlessly considering her Braggy sea side apartment today while changing a shitty diaper.

Deliberately or accidentally, she’s shown enough of it and previous places for me to conclude that residents of Salah’s status really get shit housing.

I’ve never felt the need for big places but even my smallest rentals as a student were far more functional.

The living rooms she’s shown us have been fine for one or 2 people but claustrophobic for a culture that likes to entertain.

The bathrooms have all been appalling. We thins could work with them, barely but I don’t know how she deals.

The kitchens have all been disasters. I’ve never needed a ton of kitchen or cupboard space but hers essentially have none. She could, if she cooked, fit a work table in there but boy, it’s been an education for me to see that first, lower regarded residents can’t necessarily live anywhere they can afford as well as what they’re limited to.
 
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Muddy Fupa Balls said:
She seemed incredibly different in this live and her eyes were fucked. It’s possible she is high on something, pain meds? She said Salah was going to the “pharmacy “ for her a couple days ago, Salahs sister is also a pharmacist so it’s not unlikely he could pretend to have issues and get the meds for her?

Also, that video was so fucking pointless, just three mukbangs, she was also clearly mad/annoyed she has to eat her groceries now. She can’t even be bothered a normal health arc now lol.
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it appears that all of you fucking retards have no clue what a pharmacists job actually is
 
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DefCon Dumb said:
I was mindlessly considering her Braggy sea side apartment today while changing a shitty diaper.

Deliberately or accidentally, she’s shown enough of it and previous places for me to conclude that residents of Salah’s status really get shit housing.

I’ve never felt the need for big places but even my smallest rentals as a student were far more functional.

The living rooms she’s shown us have been fine for one or 2 people but claustrophobic for a culture that likes to entertain.

The bathrooms have all been appalling. We thins could work with them, barely but I don’t know how she deals.

The kitchens have all been disasters. I’ve never needed a ton of kitchen or cupboard space but hers essentially have none. She could, if she cooked, fit a work table in there but boy, it’s been an education for me to see that first, lower regarded residents can’t necessarily live anywhere they can afford as well as what they’re limited to.
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Idk, I don't think their current place is all that bad, beats the windowless shithole they were in before. Assuming most of Salah's friends are also bachelors and/or poor foreign workers in shared and other various "affordable" accommodations he's likely used to far worse. If Gunt wasn't haunting the place, it's probably where his friends would all be hanging out. It's a massive step down from where Chantal was living with Peetz to be sure, but considering how urban Kuwait is, even a lot of the nicer housing is still pretty compact. I'd even charitably guess that looking out over a parking lot and the Gulf is probably the best view you're likely to find compared to any other low-to-mid cost apartments over there.

Still can't be comfortable to maneuver as a deathfat, but when you're at the point of having out-fatted regulation bathroom fixtures and most furniture it's not really fair to blame the housing unit.
 
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Potato Burrito said:
I'd give anything for her to get locked up with a psychologist and deeply researched for a few years Royal Tenenbaum-style.
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If she's a narcissist in any clinical sense, she's a mild one. Being careless, selfish, disingenuous, trivial, self-absorbed, or unempathetic, or lying/ flip-flopping, etc. don't necessarily mean someone is a narcissist in any clinical sense.

Maybe she is, or I'm forgetting massive things, but I don't see much from her that looks like actual clinical narcissism.
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She’s not a mystery. She’s a textbook example of narcissistic personally disorder, specifically of the vulnerable subtype. She ticks every single box. She isn’t a special case. She’s exactly like every other vulnerable narc out there, she’s just more visible because she’s terminally online. Psychology already has her type figured out.
 
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greenbean said:
Bruh. Her teeth and gums.
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You know by looking that her breath could strip paint.

If it wasn’t for the extremes of her environment hurrying along her demise I’d have Chantal pegged as what the older medics call a ‘creaking gate’. A hundred co-morbidities all of them dire, but they carry on and on and on beyond any rational limit, propped up by medicine, miracles, and hope. Or in Chinny’s case - spite.
 
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For anyone who can stand super smug Chantal (personally its one of my favourite versions because there's always a video a bit further down the playlist where she eats every word of it) I came across this one from 2023 where Chantal makes some bold predictions about rubbing her strong, loving relationship in all our faces a year from then.

I'm sure this video, or at least parts of it, resurfaced once Salah was outted as a fart enthusiast since its also got some fun lines about how he would never and could never cheat, but I thought you all may enjoy the flashback anyway.
 
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Blue Roses said:
When you adopt a new persona and abandon everything to fly across the world to get dicked down in a desert shithole by a robotic simpleton and your Temu tier rentboy drops his pants for the first time...

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To get laughed at by a 30 stone hippo with chef boyardee in hand...
It's amazing to me Salah ended up worse off than Chitz on this whole midldle-eastern 'totallymy love quest you guys' monetary transaction . Okay, she's probably gained 60+ lbs (mostly sodium bloat from the looks of it) and can't walk 10 yards without passing out, but he's little been show to be a shit-loving, out-of-his-league cheating, tiny-malformed shroom having son of a bitch.
Chantal is obviously fucked because she will always binge everything she can at any point in any place, but this sad bastard chose the internet famous life only to be humiliated by his gross fetishes and have his small pee-wee laughed at by catty women on all over the internets. Hope it was worth it, regard
 
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