She used to do sex blogging during her times as a sex worker.
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Apart from the entire degenerate mate/fuckboi selection/casual sex aspect of that tweet, I'm just trying to understand.
alyssa mercante said:
Shocker of the century: he couldn't keep it up
When you make that statement, were you intending to insult yourself or him?
I'll of course be charitable (not that you deserve any) and assume, the latter. So, you say "shocker of the century" in a tone that sounds like the opposite of what you're saying, in other words, the intended message of your tweet is "him not being able to stay erect during the act of sex is not a shocker at all"
We have established that his limp dick is the punchline, which leaves the question: what is the question that the punchline is the answer to?
First point: by your own admission, you approached him for sex despite and because he made the observation that Shakira is fat, a statement that the average prog-lib woman would find offensive and misogynistic. According to conventional feminist/woman logic, his opinion
should have repelled any women in his vicinity. And yet you still chose to have sex with him. I assume he had a degree of dark triad personality, a not giving a fuck attitude that attracts women, including yourself. I can see how he might seem attractive despite his misogyny so I'll concede this point to you.
Second point: You chose to have sex with him, not to have an enjoyable pleasurable experience, but because you predicted that it would be a bad one. Why the fuck would you do that? You wanted content for your blog.
Third point: Not only did you choose to initiate sex with him. Not only did you have the foreknowledge that the sex would be a bad experience. But you even "eviscerate" him for it, which sounds to me like putting the blame solely on him when the blame should be on you or both of you (or mostly you).
Fourth point: I'm connecting the dots here. You had sex with him knowing that he doesn't like fat chicks. You had the foreknowledge that the sex would be bad. The result of the sex was his flaccid limp dick. Conclusion: He had a limp dick because you were fat at the time. And water is wet. Shocker of the century indeed.
Alyssa is so crazy retarded that I'm questioning my own sanity.