Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

  • Like
  • Feels
Reactions: Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang, Procrastinhater, Bill Evans 45 and 10 others
John Andrews Stan said:
The 5’10” estimate is more likely. He and the sheriff’s deputy who escorted him to his car (because Pat was terrified of Dan Mullen) walked past me and a friend in the hallway. Pat is your typical fat guy who lies about being 6 feet tall, but he’s not short either. This is in keeping with Pat being the kind of guy who’d come last in the mediocrity contest.
Click to expand...
It just amuses me.

Obviously he isn’t as short as Ethan Ralph, who by accounts is a tiny little beast.
While Ralph insists that he is not 5’1, he at least doesn’t claim to be an above average height.

Fatrick reminds me so much more of Jason Blaha who frequently claimed to be 6 feet, but pictures and film footage of him around other men always showed him to be shorter than the majority.
Blaha would even insist that everyone called him the Monster or something, because he was much bigger than he looked in photos.

While Fatrick doesn’t claim that exactly, he does outright state he is a big and solid guy, despite clearly being an average height at best, fat, wobbly, soft and tired looking guy.

Blaha at least lifted weights and had a reasonable physique. Fatrick doesn’t even have that.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: Procrastinhater, Dean Pentel, AmateurComedicTaxidermist and 3 others
Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
View attachment 6307271
@Judge Holden we got a real fawkin winner here.

K ow notging wither of is.

Either he's really drunk or he's really pissed because it's emasculating, talking about the debt, and is praising Boomia (Bobby porngay), a surefire way to get him oinking.
Click to expand...
Alas I have been busy working on my own Dickensian crime noir novel titled Anally Raping Fatrick so hard it causes premature birth (Rotund fuck wasn't even pregnant lol), and thus have not updated the incantation in some time, as my asian is currently slopping it around for a publisher

Speaking of freshly sodomized pigs, St Fatrick's Gay has finally won a victory worthy of xitter gloating.

Getting one of seventeen thousand disposable burner accounts suspended for calling him fat.
1723665569879.png
 
  • Like
  • Informative
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: Pohatu Nuva, Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang, WENDY DENG 2020 and 25 others
  • Like
  • Informative
  • Agree
Reactions: Bawbag, The Motorizer, Boys Club Rhetoric and 21 others
An automatic clown said:
I'm not even going to pretend to know what logo is on his shirt, probably some Disney slop, but wow he looks pretty awful here. No jaw line, turkey neck.
View attachment 6308322

This will get him oinking, Leslie twisting his piggy tail again. The hashtags are gold
View attachment 6308327
Click to expand...

Pat hasnt bought any new clothes for the last decade. It's his classic Slurm Tshirt from at least 2014
F1045-BBF-DF62-4-D01-B7-FC-DBF1-A24-A4956.jpg
 
  • Informative
  • Like
  • Horrifying
Reactions: Pohatu Nuva, Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang, The Motorizer and 33 others
An automatic clown said:
I'm not even going to pretend to know what logo is on his shirt, probably some Disney slop, but wow he looks pretty awful here. No jaw line, turkey neck.
Click to expand...

It's Futurama, Patrick thinks no one would suspect a schlub in a nerd shirt would actually be a geek, hence the stealthygeek name. It's very, very clever Bobby Gayporn, as you've been told maney maney times. This is why your life is over and you face a lifetime of incarcaration. Enjoy your flight home, the FBI will be meeting you in the areoport, Stlaker infant!
 
  • Like
  • Winner
Reactions: Pohatu Nuva, Something Awful, The Motorizer and 13 others
ForTheHoard said:
I saw that the UK was threatening to have Americans arrested for speech and I thought it would be funny if it happened to Pat. Crossposting this from the UK riots thread.
View attachment 6308710
not real
Click to expand...
The UK thing has had me thinking all week, about how a request for extradition interplays with the First amendment and if it would be constitutional for American to be handed over to England or not.

Rick makes this question even more novel. Pigs have no constitutional rights, so he doesn’t have that protection. But I also doubt the extradition covers animals, so I’m still not sure if England can get their mitts on him, and hand him over to Judge for “forced reeducation insemination ,” which I what I assume his punishment would be.

Incidentally, this is also my operative theory on why he hasn’t been arrested for pepperoni making, since I don’t think the law criminalizes pigmosters acts. A very unfortunate oversight.
 
  • Thunk-Provoking
  • Like
  • Lunacy
Reactions: Procrastinhater, Dean Pentel, Caverlock and 5 others
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back