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Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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- Aug 24, 2020
He may never find Annabelle again,but he sure as shit found her red shirt.
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- Feb 6, 2021
Look at those pig tits. They are more sissier than moobs. Truly a fat faggot with bitch tits.
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This nigga walks around with his nipples and dick poking through his clothes while wearing a backwards baseball cap that makes his face look like that of a giant, doughy baby's. It's actually terrifying. I know that Fat is a coward, but who knows if he manages to roofie you? He looks like the kind of rapist who fucks everything with a hole, so belonging to any demographic or species would not save you.
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Stalkerchild activities:
Oh no! Pat's fat finger accidentally erased the sign! Help Pat fix the sign to save the day.
Oh no! Pat's fat finger accidentally erased the sign! Help Pat fix the sign to save the day.
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The way he dresses makes me want to throw up. You can see his physical ugliness through it. He needs to take a lesson from George Costanza and dress more traditional. Just because you are fat doesn't mean you can't dress well. You can actually make yourself look better by actually dressing a certain way.
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Made my version, inspired from yours truly. He loves pepperoni and slaughter niggers for day
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I can see it now. A buddy cop story featuring Greer and Tomlinson, as they travel across America in search of the trolls that have made their lives a living hell. When they find them, it's a two-pronged attack: Greer files pro se to fight them in the courts. When that fails, Tomlinson fights them in the streets, and spoon feeds them their own teeth.
Be sure to catch Drooler and The Pig on AMC, coming early 2037.
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But jfc, how is Fat even a real person? He's so predictable but somehow still manages to surprise me with how fucking insufferably stupid he is.
Sometimes I wonder if (hope) the theory that he's doing this as the most committed comedic bit in history actually has some merit, because the alternative makes me lose faith in humanity.
If you were to spend any amount of time around Wisconsinites, you would come to realize that Patrick S. Tomlinson is moreso a representative example and less so a statistical outlier. Fat, retarded, drunk, and stubborn - yeah, that all tracks pretty accurately. Lousy at driving, too.
I guess the main difference is that Pat accidentally stumbled across Twitter and Reddit, whereas few of his compatriots realize that there is anything more to the Internet than Faceboom.
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The main difference is most have a work/home persona and don’t openly bitch about stupid shit in public/work areas.
Fats has none of this.
ARIMASPOI
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That T-shirt size really shows off his "being-fat denial". Start enjoying 3XL, fatrick!
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I just rated your comment
FAQ
What does this mean?
The amount of karma (points) on your comment and Kiwi Farms account has decreased by one.Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive reactions. These include, but are not limited to:- Not understanding that fats couldn’t fit in 3XL in his wildest dreams
Am I banned from fatposting?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from making optimistic comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional funny patpost, which may put your sides in jeopardy.
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I guess that makes sense since Pat doesn’t have a job, and the only public places he normally inhabits are bars and courtrooms.
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Imagine, if you will, the worst possible Wisconsin barfly. But he has a button to press that makes anyone disappear who doesn’t suck him off at the bar and clap like a seal for his stupid stories.
This is fats with his twitter account. He lives in a perfected echo chamber of his own design and it is hell.
It’s actually a really deep theological contemplation. He’s made his own hell and won’t ever be taken out of it. Tragic.
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imagine, if you will, a televised scenario in which several distinguished gentlemen are seated upon director's chairs (?) atop a raised platform boundaried by a perimeter of 3 parallel twisted cords. this rectangular rostrum is lit oddly by angled spotlights high above, plunging the periphery of the frame into cobalt shadow. the action is quite brief, excerpted imprecisely from a longer event: the largest gentleman of the group, possessed of a bleached beared and pitviper sunglasses, bellows abruptly: he'S FAHtAlso lick my taint and call me Cecil, his face is downright bulbous
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No stalker children, I am not planning on using the Large Hadron Collider to release actual heartless upon the world, enjoy prison.
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Fred Durst is a fat faggot with bitch tits who should be on a chain gang with Fatrick, laying railroad for his crimes against music.
Meriasek
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Someone forgot to keep on rollin'.
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Gonna be real as an elephant seal.....I did *not* know he has a habit of referring to children as "fuck trophies"
I mean.....like is there even the slightest moral, ethical, or philosophical argument that this rotund queer doesn't deserve everything that gets thrown at him? He is just straight up biblical in his unabashed vileness