Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Tiresome]

My bad. I need to make time to read the entire thread, clearly.

I’m already curious about his son — specifically how tacky the wedding was. I know they streamed the ceremony online for Jack’s “fans,” but any pointers to photos etc. would be appreciated. I’m sure it was gauche as shit.

Well to give you an indication let's start at the engagement, Junior, being a man of deep class and taste, decided to propose at a small house party wearing one of his finest outfits.

 

[p1138]

My bad. I need to make time to read the entire thread, clearly.

I’m already curious about his son — specifically how tacky the wedding was. I know they streamed the ceremony online for Jack’s “fans,” but any pointers to photos etc. would be appreciated. I’m sure it was gauche as shit.

Timestamped for Fatty reminiscing about strangling Garrett in a fit of tard rage.

https://youtu.be/SyJPxp2KI_8?si=26KpCjfWlDU1FBzD&t=1593

There's some other photos of the wedding scattered around in the thread, but this photo of the wedding cake summarizes the event

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/jack-russell-scalfani-cooking-with-jack-jack-on-the-go-show-jakatak.13468/post-10238816

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[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

My bad. I need to make time to read the entire thread, clearly.

I’m already curious about his son — specifically how tacky the wedding was. I know they streamed the ceremony online for Jack’s “fans,” but any pointers to photos etc. would be appreciated. I’m sure it was gauche as shit.

We first start commenting on the wedding when it occurred back on this page number. This is the video of the wedding itself that Jack posted.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

I'll give the contractor the benefit of the doubt here. It's barely been a month and if the barn is already showing degradation I'd imagine that the other ones they've build would show the shoddy craftsmanship, and they'd be legally fucked.

I think it's that the vegetation is creating soft shadows. It'd be hilarious if I'm wrong, though.

Jack likes his houses like he likes his food. Cheap and a lot of it.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

They're garbage to build with since there's no insulation at all, and adding that since otherwise you microwave or freeze to death in them removes critical amounts of room for anything. Also its mostly all structural; any cuts or edits to the frame ruin its load bearing stability. Good luck if you want things like windows lol.

Some are insulated and it's possible to cut out a part to add a window. Sure it's cheap and it's not supposed to be permanent but for temporary housing or for building a pretty kick ass wine cellar, they're great. They have a life expectancy of 25 years which is about the time most people have a home for. And considering the cost it's cheaper than a normal home. I mean this one looks pretty good:

Health guru bullshit

And how much of that do you eat in one sitting? Maybe a tablespoon? Not everybody is like Fatty who would turn a bottle of that into soup by adding hot water.

Well to give you an indication let's start at the engagement, Junior, being a man of deep class and taste, decided to propose at a small house party wearing one of his finest outfits.

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Hammy Jr was never a looker but she had that sweet girl next door kind of vibe. And she was thin.

Now after having been married into the Scalfatty clan she's become one of them and porked out.

This is what happens when you marry white trash.

 

[Adamska]

Some are insulated and it's possible to cut out a part to add a window. Sure it's cheap and it's not supposed to be permanent but for temporary housing or for building a pretty kick ass wine cellar, they're great. They have a life expectancy of 25 years which is about the time most people have a home for. And considering the cost it's cheaper than a normal home. I mean this one looks pretty good:

What videos like that don't tell you is how much of a bitch it is to weld multiple crates together. Again, they're structurally designed to be one unit, and you have to basically weld and buttress each one you line up. And those weld marks are going to be less stable and rust faster than the rest, meaning that shit's likely to collapse in less than 20.

Quicker since the ceilings of those things are thin as hell and dent easy. Oh, and on top of that you need to chemically treat them to make them livable. And again, you're gonna be narrow; they have clearances too low to actually be up to code... unless you again refit the roof.

Shed or tiny home. Not this hipster slop iteration of the newest version of the projects.

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

Throwback Thursday.

 

[AltisticRight]

Shipping container houses are dumb.

Spoiler: Autism about tiny houses.

The idea is to use end of life shipping containers because it's somehow better for the environment when it's really not. Shipping containers have standardised sizes and many will transport harmful chemicals and other nasties in its lifetime. It's 100% unsuitable for people to live in.

People who build this kind of thing just ends up buying a new one which defeats the point. Transporting the thing and having it reconditioned and then evaluated for suitability will incur a significant carbon footprint. You probably don't care but proponents of these container homes pretend to. It's always padded with environmentalist wankery.

By the time insulation is added, there's not much space left and it'll cost the same as just ordering a pre-built tiny home where all the paper work is completed already and everything is already fabricated. The carbon footprint for something like this is far smaller. These houses are actually functional and livable. There's a reason shipping containers are usually used to store furniture.

The only reason I can see to justify one is if you just happened to have one lying around from some kind of shipment, you can't get rid of it easily and you want a tool shed. Or just use it as a storage unit. Or give it away on Craigslist.

 

[Zashaiba]

I want to make Jack a premium wagyu steak I hope he likes it

 

[Adamska]

Shipping container houses are dumb.

Spoiler: Autism about tiny houses.

The idea is to use end of life shipping containers because it's somehow better for the environment when it's really not. Shipping containers have standardised sizes and many will transport harmful chemicals and other naties in its lifetime. It's 100% unsuitable for people to live in.

People who build this kind of thing just ends up buying a new one which defeats the point. Transporting the thing and having it reconditioned and then evaluated for suitability will incur a carbon footprint. You probably don't care but proponents of these container homes pretend to.

By the time insulation is added, there's not much space left and it'll cost the same as just ordering a pre-built tiny home where all the paper work is completed already and everything is already fabricated. The carbon footprint for something like this is far smaller. There's a reason shipping containers are usually used to store furniture.

Also it's demonstrably better for the environment to melt and reforge the steel into studs to make for said tiny houses, or housing in general.

 

[Quixotic Man]

I want to make Jack a premium wagyu steak I hope he likes it

Jack would complain to no end about high quality steak because he likes his food big and cheap and has no sense of flavor.

 

[Bassomatic]

The irony will never be lost in me jacks gay son is married and his straight son is surrounded by lady boys.

That house is an absolute dumpster for many reasons and because the area won't ever be one of those beach house lot tear downs. (,or any place land is the key)

The fiscal aspect of them will always be a question but more it goes. Ore I assume it's mix of debt maxing and Tammy's folks. Occums razor to me large spending not enough income. You can only spend on credit to a point and that's cut way back from 20 years ago when teens got mailed five figure visa cards.

So the most likely seems money from somewhere else.

Tammy has worked hard full time catering to Jack ...oh and her accounting. My best friend is a coach and isn't pulling mid 100s lol he's in a good area and hard worker. No way Tammy in bum fuck for small corp as a comptroller with ni letters aside BS (irony right) is doing that. Esp in bum fuck TH.

Robs last comment absolutely nailed it. Perfect .

I actually thought of a question I'd like to ask Jack, if he could make a mount chefsmore his 4 favorite chefs who would they be? I can't figure it would be anything other than Hilarious assuming he can name 4 and he'd say the hamburgler twice maybe list the epic meal time guy and say "he makes good light snacks".

Seeing bri thin kinda gave me a sad but showed God has mercy he saw she hooked herself to be a wiggers beard and he gave her brain cells a jolt. Now she can be retarded and not suffer. Truly God shows mercy to his most fat followers.

I'd end my praise to God with so mote it be but Jack would probably call INS on me saying I'm being blasphemous in "Mexican".

 

[cuddle striker]

The irony will never be lost in me jacks gay son is married and his straight son is surrounded by lady boys.

That house is an absolute dumpster for many reasons and because the area won't ever be one of those beach house lot tear downs. (,or any place land is the key)

The fiscal aspect of them will always be a question but more it goes. Ore I assume it's mix of debt maxing and Tammy's folks. Occums razor to me large spending not enough income. You can only spend on credit to a point and that's cut way back from 20 years ago when teens got mailed five figure visa cards.

So the most likely seems money from somewhere else.

No way Tammy in bum fuck for small corp as a comptroller with ni letters aside BS (irony right) is doing that. Esp in bum fuck TH.

wasn't her job while they were in CA?
Jack's favorite chef is himself, his channel, and his reviews. he hates anyone that can actually cook edible food.

this thread early on has video archived of Jack strangling his kid but I can't remember the video title.

 

[p1138]

What videos like that don't tell you is how much of a bitch it is to weld multiple crates together. Again, they're structurally designed to be one unit, and you have to basically weld and buttress each one you line up. And those weld marks are going to be less stable and rust faster than the rest, meaning that shit's likely to collapse in less than 20.

Quicker since the ceilings of those things are thin as hell and dent easy. Oh, and on top of that you need to chemically treat them to make them livable. And again, you're gonna be narrow; they have clearances too low to actually be up to code... unless you again refit the roof.

Shed or tiny home. Not this hipster slop iteration of the newest version of the projects.

You can even see in the video how much internal framing was still required, and at 1:55 you can see the cut outs of the container walls, welds along joints, and the massive fucking steel beams that were installed to hold the shit up. Again at 2:55 you can see multiple beams running across to hold everything together. Even 10 seconds into the video, the floors are cut out and he's having to rebuild those.

The only thing these containers are providing is some corners and bits of siding for looks. And it isn't even a house someone is actually going to live in, it's built as an airbnb shack so no one is ever going to be dealing with long term maintenance except the owner in the video acting as a property manager.

It probably could have been done cheaper just cutting the containers apart and adding the edge and corner pieces as well as some siding all as decorative bits.

 

[Flonominal88]

Well to give you an indication let's start at the engagement, Junior, being a man of deep class and taste, decided to propose at a small house party wearing one of his finest outfits.

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Was it the unlimited food or the depression from being trapped with Jack that caused her to balloon?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Was it the unlimited food or the depression from being trapped with Jack that caused her to balloon?

What does she look like now?

I watched the wedding video and was disgusted. Everyone, including the father of the groom, was dressed like they were at 49 cent beer night at the VFW.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I want to make Jack a premium wagyu steak I hope he likes it

That would be a waste of... well, everything. The man was nearly blind to taste and texture before the last two strokes, let alone nowadays. He probably can distinguish between the three basic food groups (meat, yucky vegetables, and terrible no-good carbs. Potatoes and cheese are honorary meat, MOM), and not much more.

Giving Jack wagyu is literally worst than casting pearls before swine. At least the pigs, being fairly intelligent creatures, can extract actual enjoyment from the experience, even if it's just the small intellectual exercise of being presented with something new, getting curious about it, and investigating the shiny new little balls in the mud. Jack doesn't even go that far; his mental processes for tasting food can be summed up by the following:

public String jacksFoodEvaluator (Food f) {
    
    if (f.getType().equals("MEAT") && f.getAmount().equals("LOTS")) {
        return "A+"";
    } else if (f.getType().equals("MEAT") && !f.getAmount().equals("LOTS")) {
        return "A-";
    } else if (!f.getType().equals("MEAT") && f.getAmount().equals("LOTS")) {
        return "B+";
    } else if (!f.getType().equals("MEAT") && !f.getAmount().equals("LOTS")) {
        return "C-";
    } else {
        this.setMood("ANGY");
        return "F";
    }
    
}

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I want to make Jack a premium wagyu steak I hope he likes it

Oh he's had wagyu before, or "way-goo" as he likes to say it, but it's always been ground. Meaning it's no different than really fatty ground beef.

But there's no way he'd appreciate it as this is the same guy that just fries a chuck roast and calls that "steak".

Was it the unlimited food or the depression from being trapped with Jack that caused her to balloon?

Yes.

Although personally I think it's due to her realizing she's just a beard to her faggot pedophile husband.

 

[AnOminous]

They have a life expectancy of 25 years which is about the time most people have a home for. And considering the cost it's cheaper than a normal home. I mean this one looks pretty good:

I'm not a structural engineer or anything but while that looks good, it also looks like those containers have been structurally reinforced and modified in multiple ways. I mean it looks like a neat project but it has more the look of something someone did because they thought it would be fun and cool than that it was actually economical.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

This is the video of the wedding itself that Jack posted.

That poor guy in the beginning asking fatty to make his healthy food taste better and still be healthy. Fatty is incapable of either of those things

What a trashy wedding. The only ones dressed decently are the minister, the bride and bridesmaids