Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 57 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.7%

  • Total voters
    354
This is a great teaser for the next retard going after the farms. What's the title of the next saga going to be?
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Ideas encouraged.
I am a fan of 3 myself.
 
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The conspiracy theories about this idiot being involved in some gayop seem unfounded to me. This guy, besides being a convicted sex offender, is clearly a fucking nutjob stalker child who SHOULD be in prison (which is likely a better living situation than sleeping on a bench outside the White House). He's exactly the kind of retard who would send such an email and autistically introduce himself as a Kiwi militant as he carries out an investigation on our behalf.

Nick's arguments are evidently disingenuous strawmen and all made in bad faith in an attempt to create distractions, and this guy's actions have no bearing on the Farms as a whole or the right for the public to view this trial from the comfort of their recliners in their pajamas. But do I believe he was capable of it completely unprompted and independently? Absolutely.

edit. typo, I wrote a 1 instead of a 2
 
Nick's "ODD" is self-diagnosed
Yeah I'm just playing armchair psychologist
and in addition is a diagnosis for children
Manchildren count.
In my layman's opinion there's "something not right about that boy," but as far as I know he has no official diagnosis of a personality disorder.
I mean I said he has "entitled bitchboy" syndrome which isnt a proffessnal but I have no problem in a professional or unprofessional setting saying the nu hedonist has characterlogical disorders, being that he decided to play into his midlife crisis by pretending to be some sort of 80s grunge zoomer.

"I'll take the 80s cocaine, the zoomer relationship and let my children live likes it's 1992 in Seattle and I'm too strung out to wash their clothes".

But to reiterate, I don't think Nick has a mental disease, he's just a shit person. There is no cure for a retarded heart connected to a 16 year olds brain inside a 70 year olds body.
 
Its crazy that the court knowingly and purposefully gave him a "walking malpractice" lawyer specifically to hurt his case.
why is the local government conspiring against him and his family?
this has personally made me lose all trust in the legal system after all the lies the state has told to hurt nick. Do they even really have any of this alleged "evidence" or is this just a ploy?
 
Isn’t the oldest one like 17 by now. Once they turn 18 they can then adopt all the others. But that’s the absolute worst case scenario.

Chances are the grandparents and such get custody first.
Depends on how good the education was they received from the cracked out street hookers or the drunklord himself.
Considering that they were apparently dirty and hungry enough for people to notice and call the police on them I highly doubt any child coming out of that household will be able to do anything with their lives without an additional 5 years of remedial education.

If the conditions were as abysmal as they sound then it is completely beyond me how the oldest child has not called police for help, unless this is some Fritzl situation.
 
Seeing screen caps like this amuses me that this website is such a boogeyman to these weirdos. That it exists as a collective “we” in their minds, constantly nagging their thoughts and hounding their consciences. They’ll grasp at even the most paranoid, nonsensical posts to try and give a shape to the Protoplasmic Kiwi Monster.
 
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The conspiracy theories about this idiot being involved in some gayop seem unfounded to me.
Come on now are you trying to say a demented clout-obsessed homeless schizophrenic who tried to show up unannounced at Tim Pool's house at 4.30am to pitch a collab would just wake up one day and randomly decide to FOIA another notable streamer's drama for clout?

Clearly, this must be part of a wider conspiracy. Probably involving Jews.
 
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You're sitting there having a mental breakdown while your kids fantasize about the day they get to put your wetbrained ass in a home.
Man gets his children back and his twitter use skyrockets. Isn't that 𝒇𝒖𝒏𝒏𝒚 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒘𝒆𝒊𝒓𝒅?
 
Forgive me if this point has already been made, but Nick has done more to put his children in danger of being victimized by a pedo than anyone on kiwi farms could.

You know what pedophiles love? Kids who are being neglected at home, ignored by parents who are too busy doing coke to bother to feed and clothe them properly. It would be the easiest thing in the world for a pedo in their community to have taken advantage of that, offered the kid a trip to McDonald's or whatever. And now that the kids have lived through a period of being ignored and neglected there's a good chance they will always be suckers for attention. Now from pedophiles, and later from abusers in their relationships.

Nice work Nick, you loser piece of shit.
 
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You're sitting there having a mental breakdown while your kids fantasize about the day they get to put your wetbrained ass in a home.
Man gets his children back and his twitter use skyrockets. Isn't that 𝒇𝒖𝒏𝒏𝒚 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒘𝒆𝒊𝒓𝒅?
It is so pathetic how hard he is trying to sell his big W and lie about the kids being with him back at home.
 
Has anyone made the joke that since he passes his kids custody as much as his wife that is **OUR KIDS** as well?
Not implying that he passes them around Jamaican randos... that we know about
 
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