Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 91 27.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 124 36.9%

  • Total voters
    336
In the odd case that the broadcasting is poopo'd, I will suggest myself to fly out and feverishly write down everything so long as it is paid for. Unfortunately, I just relocated and don't live a short drive from the area. That being said, I'm a soldier of fortune and will gladly record(transcribe) everything. I'm not afraid of some spindly coke head confronting me post court.
 
Apparently not many ITT or we'd have more CPS documents.

Since I'm responding to you anyway, I suppose this is a good time to mention the Honorable Judge Pussy Liquor is divorced?
Someone send Jim some horse painkillers and a pickle suit and get Jade to wheel him into the court.
 
That post is not even a defense of the pervert.
Juju pulls this shit all the time.

A story:

A few months back, there was a post in the Juju thread where @Fleetwood shared a news article about a kidnapping victim. He made an observation that the kidnapping victim in the article reminded him of Mint Salad's story in certain ways. It's important to stress Fleetwood did not accuse Juju of engaging in kidnapping, or claim that the girl in the story was actually Mint Salad. In fact I think he specifically stressed otherwise.

Notwithstanding that, Juju capped the post, put it on Twitter, and falsy accused Fleetwood of accusing Juju of kidnapping, and that Fleetwood believed the girl in the story was actually Mint Salad. Juju's idiot followers lapped it up. "Farms is dumb, that doesn't even look like Mint," etc.

@Fleetwood then posted Juju's tweet and (correctly) called both Juju and his followers idiots.

Then I made a reply basically agreeing with Fleetwood that Juju is dishonest, and his followers are apparently illiterate.

What do you think happened next?

If you guessed that he made another tweet, capping my post saying that now I think Juju kidnapped Mint Salad, you are correct.

It's all so tiring.

They aren’t even reading these posts, how do you get defending from that post?
You don't. They are dishonest. They also know that their fanbase is stupid enough to believe anything they say even as they reproduce the post, because the evidence doesn't matter when you are a mouth drooling idiot with an e-daddy.
 
Honestly if you are anything like me, you probably tuned out 1.5 years ago when he started doing constant drunk streams starting with 2 hours of superchat toasts to dead parents and pets. It's actually been a pretty slow decline, but he was always fake in retrospect. His guests were always better than him. I think it just feels fast because the end has been a high speed train collision
I am still confused as to why he threw away a good thing, just for some coke and BBC. From innovator to Brain Fried Baldo.
Getting his kids involved, that weird shit with that other cuck. He should have stuck with the man of god talk.
Did the coke really fry his brains this bad? Why in the fuck is he pulling all this maddox level bullshit? It is endlessly entertaining for me, don't get me wrong. But he knows what the farms is about, he knows what Josh is like. Why the hell is this retard still thinking like he can somehow Uno reverse this dire situation and make the Farms and Josh eat shit. The fucking state has got you on drugs, firearms and child abuse, yet here he is acting like it is the peanut gallery is the true threat. Whining that an audience who he has antagonised, wants to see him shit bricks in a court room.
I really hope the judge does do a harsh sentence. Not because of internet bullshit. But to get him thinking right after he gets detoxed off the coke and booze.
 
Forgive me if this point has already been made, but Nick has done more to put his children in danger of being victimized by a pedo than anyone on kiwi farms could.

You know what pedophiles love? Kids who are being neglected at home, ignored by parents who are too busy doing coke to bother to feed and clothe them properly. It would be the easiest thing in the world for a pedo in their community to have taken advantage of that, offered the kid a trip to McDonald's or whatever. And now that the kids have lived through a period of being ignored and neglected there's a good chance they will always be suckers for attention. Now from pedophiles, and later from abusers in their relationships.

Nice work Nick, you loser piece of shit.

Add to that, swinger parents who bring swap mates into their family home. Not casting aspersions on Aaron or April specifically, but who knows the unsavory sorts of people that the children have been exposed to. Aaron did say that it was eventually revealed to him that Nick & Kayla weren’t newbies to that lifestyle.
 
That post is not even a defense of the pervert. Daxipad and Cokeita are now at the level of the highschool English essay; make retarded argument and then provide a non sequitur as evidence.
I think they're both so fried from bad street drugs they can't even parse out a paragraph and a half without it being about whores or dope.
Peace
You purp neck nigger.
Rackets needs to nut up and stop attempting to hang himself and succeed.
>Checks twitter
>Rekieta calls farms Pedos again
>Accuses Null

>This will not end well...
Fuck, I hope Jewsh sues him for defamation like Monograph.
Did the coke really fry his brains this bad? Why in the fuck is he pulling all this maddox level bullshit?
His coke could be cut with literally anything. Fent, meth, animal antibiotics, Chinese research chems, talc, literally anything. I doubt Rackets is getting test kits, and was just snorting whatever his dealer passed him.
There's literally no helping people like Nick until people like Nick decide they're tired of being useless junkies and want to better themselves for themselves. Sad fact but addicts hardly ever get better.
 
Dax, why didn't you post about the pedophile being a member of Nick's locals?
And super-chatter.

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[EDIT: I didn't find that, it was posted several pages back but overlooked]
 
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Oh no... I don't know if Kiwi Farms will survive this attack! This forum always relied itself on its good name within the community!
We were always considered a family friendly forum, sanitized for all public...
Now comes this triumvirate of faggotry besmirching this site well respected reputation on Social Media! That has never happened before!
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I think we won't survive this one.
(:_(
 
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