Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Vesperus]

I'll ask a different version of the question I asked earlier:
What's the threshold for sending nick a cease and desist letter, and threatening legal action for defamation?
Because I'm starting to feel accused of shit I would never contemplate, but it would be a very weird conversation with my lawyer (who also lives in rural NZ).

 

[Aluminum Foil]

What expertise does Dax bring to Nick's show? He's not a lawyer. He does have experience in drug abuse and anal reception of a dildo while wearing a cow costume. Not the skillset I would call upon for a legal analysis stream.

He's a matter subject expert when it comes to harboring/being a pedophile so all in all I'll say he picked the right man.

 

[Fapcop]

Remember when Nick’s show was about lawsuits and stuff, and just seething about Null, the Farms, Legal Mindset, hair follicle tests and anybody/anything else that has ever crossed him?

Jeez, no wonder there are like 1000 people watching, 2/3s of whom are haters. It’s literally the Rekieta cope show now.

EDIT: Shit even Dick looks bored now, probably tired of talking about Kiwi Farms.

 

[W00K #17]

It's gone so far from what it was advertised as.

I also think Nick really needs to cut back on the drinks. Drinking while debating someone or livestreaming in general is never a good idea. Look at The Gunt for the best example.

I would never put myself in enough of a public eye to debate someone on livestream ever, but if I were in that position as someone who really enjoys the sauce I'd maybe have one drink before the stream started just to get me confident and in the right headspace, but after that id be sober as a cat for the stream itself, so that I could stay sharp and focused and eloquent.

Nick isn't trashed or sloppy, but he's not as quick as he was a couple hours ago, he's got sweat on his brow, he's not full on drunk but he's visibly intoxicated and I don't think being intoxicated helps you in a battle of wits at all, unless you're General Grant or Winston Churchill.

I member when I first thought that Nick might be a wino.

 

[demicolon]

Good morning, fellow kiwi farmers. My nom de guerre is demicolon and I am an active user of your forum for almost 2 years on record. I'd like to announce that Mr. Nicholas Robert Rekieta, Attorney at Law, never held me hostage with an used balldo to my mouth or tried to extort me in any other way and that this is not a statement admissible in court. I have also never seen any child neglect, narcotic use or dirty socks at Mr. Nicholas Robert Rekieta's home, neither did I ever visited Mr. Nicholas Robert Rekieta's home and I can swear upon those two facts under oath in court. While I myself am an upstanding citizen, a person by the name of Christopher Vito Gesualdi is a self-confessed pedophile and was an user of this forum, hosted on kiwifarms.st, which means this forum, hosted on kiwifarms.st, has been at least once used by a self-confessed pedophile, which means at least one self-confessed pedophile may have ulterior motives for supporthing this forum, hosted on kiwifarms.st, in its request to Candy Ohio or whatever Country for releasing bodycam footage of the arrest of Mr. Nicholas Robert Rekieta, Attorney at Law, because this footage may contain recordings of children.

Regards, and think of the children,
demicolon, who allegedly never was nor ever will be threatened in-person with an unwashed balldo by Mr. Nicholas Robert Rekieta, Attorney at Law, or any of his associates.
Peace.

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

Dick isn’t your friend stupid, he’s a malicious parasite.

Friend ? I see Nick looks at DiddlerDax as the father he always wanted.

 

[W00K #17]

It's gone so far from what it was advertised as.

I also think Nick really needs to cut back on the drinks. Drinking while debating someone or livestreaming in general is never a good idea. Look at The Gunt for the best example.

I would never put myself in enough of a public eye to debate someone on livestream ever, but if I were in that position as someone who really enjoys the sauce I'd maybe have one drink before the stream started just to get me confident and in the right headspace, but after that id be sober as a cat for the stream itself, so that I could stay sharp and focused and eloquent.

Nick isn't trashed or sloppy, but he's not as quick as he was a couple hours ago, he's got sweat on his brow, he's not full on drunk but he's visibly intoxicated and I don't think being intoxicated helps you in a battle of wits at all, unless you're General Grant or Winston Churchill.

I 'member when I first thought that Nick might be a wino with no self control.

 

[BigUUUU]

Oh God, he’s doing the Kamala Harris “You’re Weird!!!” attack maneuver

 

[Kheapathic]

Remember when Nick’s show was about lawsuits and stuff,

"This was never a legal show." - Nick Rekieta, a lawyer with a law firm in a small town in Central Minnesota

 

[Fapcop]

lol! He’s really going with the “ITS A CONSPIRACY!” Defense!

One person didn’t like Nick (Lemme guess Nick… Your pastor?) and it was him who “didn’t do his job”, but Nick “has all the tapes!” So he’s going to prove that he isn’t an alcoholic, neglectful father who got busted with almost an ounce of coke.

He’s sounding legit crazy man!

Bored Dick pics:

 

[Major]

What are the odds that Bob & Celeste are swingers too? Has anyone tried to find their fetlife account?

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

lol! He’s really going with the “ITS A CONSPIRACY!” Defense!

One person didn’t like Nick (Lemme guess Nick… Your pastor?) and it was him who “didn’t do his job”, but Nick “has all the tapes!” So he’s going to prove that he isn’t an alcoholic, neglectful father who got busted with almost an ounce of coke.

He’s sounding legit crazy man!

Bored Dick pics:

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The (non-practicing) Minnesota lawyer to (practicing) jailhouse lawyer transformation is complete.

 

[Mammamia in Naziland]

He's so happy that he can distract the audience from him being a degenerate junkie cuck for one evening.
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I feel I am responsible, for this one, lol.
Yesterday I left a message on the Qriist board saying:

Another nonce with a positive reaction score, Null he done fucked up when he changed the whole system.

(yes, I think the binary rection score makes more difficult to spot controversial users or those who simply do not contribute in any costructive way to the discussion, sue me)

And Nick just had to seize the chance to gloat some more on very flimsy grounds. As if the pedo hasn't be banned the moment he was discovered, i.e. those interactions were given in good faith and completely in the dark about the noncery...

This also means that Rekieta, ops, I mean, those totally existing fans of his who constanty keep him updated about the nefarious activity here at Null's Den, is not only furiously reading this thread in real time, but also the private page of the nonce and, at this point, who knows how many other profiles. Please don't dox us, Nick! XD

A mind rotted by porn and drugs, more antlers on his head than a deer in springtime (i.e. you are a cuck, Nick, check the old English saying of "wearing horns"), the eternal ruination of his life, and this is how he spends his time.
Keep going Nick, if you want to win Lolcow of the year you need to give all that you've got, this time the competition from Mr.Beast's pedo covenant is fierce!

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

So have we considered encouraging some of the other parties interested in this, like Law & Crime, of filing their own motion? I honestly don't care who gets it and even if they monetize it so long as it gets made public.

I believe it was Court TV who Rekieta was blowing out of the water in terms of live viewers during the Rittenhouse trial.
Having them livestream Nick's trial would be poetic.

 

[Mystery Spy]

So one retard joins a site and act like a retard so we are all guilty of being pedos. Keep it up Nick that sure worked well for you the last time. It's an internet forum that hosts all kinds of topics. Not everyone knows everyone I am confident that maybe five percent of Kiwifarms users knew about the guy. It's a public forum anyone can join Nick.

Of course he knows it’s Bullshit. There was a time Rekieta tried to be buddies with Null, and outright streamed himself browsing here. Hell 90% of his content came from here. He can’t claim ignorance in anyway. Rekieta was as much of a farmer as anyone can be.

But as the lying manipulative snake he is, he is banking on the judge to be a boomer and buy it. He knows this site has bad rep, and Mainstream media doesn‘t view this site favorably,

Really proves what kind of Lawyer Rekieta is. Manipulative, dishonest and rotten to the core. I pity the people that hired someone as incompetent as their lawyer. He couldn’t even give two shits about his children until he could use them as shield. I hope the judge sees trough his BS and denies his motion.

 

[florida_cat_enjoyer]

I believe it was Court TV who Rekieta was blowing out of the water in terms of live viewers during the Rittenhouse trial.
Having them livestream Nick's trial would be poetic.

It was Law and Crime because he would photoshop the Jack Murphy beard on their logo and use it on stream to cover their feed. He also referred to it as “Law and Cuck” multiple times if I remember correctly.

 

[AloneTard]

Really proves what kind of Lawyer Rekieta is. Manipulative, dishonest and rotten to the core. I pity the people that hired someone as incompetent as their lawyer.

He's never even won a case, right? Who would hire him?

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

I wonder if Bob Rekieta ever wishes he could chop down Nick's internet *gazes wistfully at the moon*

 

[repentance]

lmao this guy. "it hasn't been officially tested" "field testing is inadmissible".

ergo there are no grounds for the removal of my children.

It would be highly unusual if it hasn't been officially tested. Nick's lawyer can dispute the results and challenge the competence of those who conducted the testing, but the claim that the substances (there was more than one) weren't officially tested only makes sense if he truly believes that the evidence will never be made public.

The laundry was sorted into piles to be washed?

Where’s your fucking laundry baskets, Nick? Do your kids not have hampers? Do they leave old clothes on the floor?

The lies just create even more questions!

A household of three adults and five children is going to generate multiple loads of laundry a day between clothes, towels and bedclothes. Who are we supposed to believe was doing them? I'm inclined to believe Aaron when he says that Kayla didn't have a clue how to break tasks down so that they weren't overwhelming - she hadn't been responsible for those tasks for years.

The children said they've never seen their parents intoxicated?

Bruh, what the actual fuck? I've watched streams where he is blind and a kid walks into the room.

How often did they see their parents not intoxicated? Kayla has been a pill head and Nick a drunk for years now. It's possible the kids came to view that as normal.

I'll ask a different version of the question I asked earlier:
What's the threshold for sending nick a cease and desist letter, and threatening legal action for defamation?
Because I'm starting to feel accused of shit I would never contemplate, but it would be a very weird conversation with my lawyer (who also lives in rural NZ).

If you don't have the intention of following through and the means to do so, it's pointless and you're just going to make yourself look like an idiot.

 

[demicolon]

He really thinks he's Saul Goodman, it's so cute.