Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 22.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 82 29.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 39 13.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 94 33.5%

  • Total voters
    281
His entire paychology drives him to make the most damaging decisions for himself he can. This is why he's a lolcow.
This is why he's a failure.
Fake news Farmer! Rekieta is on a hot streak! He’s getting those Ws. The farms are in disarray! Rekieta has that lolcow retard energy going for him. All in Rekieta now!

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Celebrate Nick you got this in the bag! No evil Eddy can screw you over! Null’s crying into his pizza, the Farms defended a pedo, the case won’t be televised! The judge and her vagina liquors will be defeated.

Pour yourself a drink or three! Snort some coke! Now’s your time! A thousand year Balldo empire is upon us!

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So am I reading this right. No recording anything in the pre-trial phase. So the only way we're getting a circus is if Rackets is dumb enough to take it to a jury trial?
Well, the recording is to prevent a circus at the courthouse.

We're going to have people in attendance regardless to report on things that won't appear in the transcript.
 
So am I reading this right. No recording anything in the pre-trial phase. So the only way we're getting a circus is if Rackets is dumb enough to take it to a jury trial?
They could theoretically say fuck off if/when we get there. The DA seems friendly to the idea though so that is good. The main thing to do now is reinforce the idea that taking a plea deal = Kiwi Farms winning into Nick's head.
 
if that happens, the person in court needs to be in a balldo costume
Wearing a Sonichu medallion.

How illegal would it be to have some app on your phone auto-transcribe everything? Without making an audio recording obviously.

I know we’d get a transcript eventually anyway but an almost live speech to text version, with the Volunteer able to tidy it up and clarify who said what would be a nice bonus.
 
Well, the recording is to prevent a circus at the courthouse.

We're going to have people in attendance regardless to report on things that won't appear in the transcript.
If people wouldn't be doxing themselves by doing it, it would be hilarious to show up at the courthouse with a T-Shirt.
That would instantly trigger Lord Balldo and he would be seething in his seat, doomed to remain quiet.
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Well, the recording is to prevent a circus at the courthouse.

We're going to have people in attendance regardless to report on things that won't appear in the transcript.
Is it just gonna be Bromke there, or will there be multiple Mandatory Reporters attending the omnibus on your behalf? Will the hearing devolve into a scuffed version of Among Us as everyone tries to guess who in the stands is just a complete normie, who's a random Kiwi Farmer and who was explicitly sent by Josh?
 
Wearing a Sonichu medallion.

How illegal would it be to have some app on your phone auto-transcribe everything? Without making an audio recording obviously.

I know we’d get a transcript eventually anyway but an almost live speech to text version, with the Volunteer able to tidy it up and clarify who said what would be a nice bonus.
They'll (probably) be checking for phones and other devices at the door. If they find anything they make you leave and return without it. Not even members of the court/jury are allowed their personal phones while court is in session.
 
If people wouldn't be doxing themselves by doing it, it would be hilarious to show up at the courthouse with a T-Shirt.
That would instantly trigger Lord Balldo and he would be seething in his seat, doomed to remain quiet.
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I'm not saying do it, but as long as your username isn't on it, no doxing.

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Missing out on a hearing sucks but all I truly want is footage of Rackets throwing his warrant to the ground like a toddler. I will hold out hope for all of eternity.
That's my main thing. I don't want to see the kids, and I'm not sure I even care about the state of the house.

I just wanna see him acting like a complete manchild in front of an armed police officer. I eat that insane sovereign citizen shit up. It's great content.

We're going to have people in attendance regardless to report on things that won't appear in the transcript.
I figured and said as much.

Good.

He's not gonna lock it all down. We're just not gonna get video of the omnibus hearing.
 
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