Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

Since she started dyeing her wraps, ironing stars on her… ‘dress’ and mentioned she was trying to make surgery “fun”, I’ve been struggling to understand what is going on in her mind.

I’m sure most of us have had at least one surgery. We don’t have to be terrified under most circumstances but fun?

We decide with the doc that surgery is the best option. We make sure we understand what’s to happen and how we need to prep. We discuss what may happen Post-op.

Frankly the only ‘fun’ part of most surgery is the narcotics they give you post/op, assuming your pain doesn’t blow through those.

The rest of it is a pain in the ass; restrictions in activity, measured return to normal and hoping for optimal results.

Was she trying to make it cutesy, quirky fun rather than deal with anxiety openly? Did she think fun would result in a ton of impossible weight and inches lost?

Or is she trying to debut a new trend,

Busy week, tired and feeling more stupid than usual tonight but I genuinely don’t get it
 
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I doubt Anna makes them from scratch. She just gets a box of Hungry Jack or Idahoan, and pops it in the microwave. 4 minutes or so, and she can strap on the ol' feedbag. (Maybe she'll take a few minutes to pop open a Heinz gravy bottle.)

I seriously doubt she makes them from scratch.

Everything else for Thanksgiving takes more time, even Stove Top Stuffing.
Watch the TikTok vid. She does indeed make them from scratch.

This was the coof thanksgiving of 2020. Anna cooked some things herself like the mashed potatoes but opted to order the family style premade dishes from HEB (supermarket chain).

Her skin is looking awful. She must be bored at home and picking:
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Anyone catch her vitals?
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She's always on--always talking, always laughing mindlessly at things that aren't funny, always loud and making noise just for the sake of it. She's so grating and irritating. Even drugged she won't shut.the.fuck.up. for even a second. I wonder if her dad ever wishes that Anna had died instead of his wife and his other daughter. Would anyone blame him?
 
She is LOVING this "surgery era." She's getting more attention than ever from people who have to be nice to her. This is Anna in her true form: reveling in the paid attention of others who feed into her delusions and rake in the consoomer bux while she gets her fill of dopamine hits and gleefully humiliates herself.
 
I'm more shocked by the state of her picked to death anxiety skin than her size. She must be losing her fucking mind when she's alone, snack/booze binging and picking incessantly at her face. You can imagine her being completely frantic and lost. All of this anxiety explodes outwards and presents as 'tard energy when she's in the company of others. She's in a constant state of panic and reverts back to child-like behaviour - probably the last time she was happy. Anna is in a truly dark place and the darker it gets, the more performative and desperate she becomes.
 
Looking at her flat on that surgical bed, all I could think of is her fat is suffocating her. It’s horrifying, and it made me feel breathless. I simply don’t understand the level of delusion that goes on in the minds of people like Anna, ALR, Tess, Chantal, etc. I would like to think that the moment you realize you’re having trouble wiping your butt would be the wake up call but no. It’s just full steam ahead, shove in the food and body be damned.
 
Watch the TikTok vid. She does indeed make them from scratch.
I stand corrected. Didn't think she had it in her, when the convenient option is widely available.

Holy shit, does that say what I think it says?

BP: 165/87
Resp: 108
O2 sat: 91%
Hypoxia, untreated high blood pressure, heaven knows what else.

"Sure, let's suck out some fat, we got a sports car payment to make, guys!!"

(Any doctor who gives her Adderall or Ritalin would finish her off. WTF?? I get that she might be nervous about surgery, and her blood pressure would rise a bit, but.....shit, those numbers are not good at all.)

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The doctor marking up her inner thighs deserves a medal for bravery, if nothing else. I think that's the closest any man has ever gotten to her "Love Canal" in years.

No wonder Anna was so giggly. (Now, 'scuse me, Imma gonna hurl a bit.)
 
Every ridiculous protein recipe I see peddled by retarded influencers makes me want to shout: "Just eat more meat nigger!"
They don't even necessarily have to eat more meat. Anna and everyone else on the Internet need to come to terms with the fact that almost everyone living in a western country consumes more than enough protein without really trying. Even vegetarians usually get plenty. The "protein" obsession is all marketing, and people like Anna are an ideal target.

Look at the size of this bitch. She doesn't need to worry about macros.

Watch the TikTok vid. She does indeed make them from scratch.

This was the coof thanksgiving of 2020. Anna cooked some things herself like the mashed potatoes but opted to order the family style premade dishes from HEB (supermarket chain).

Her skin is looking awful. She must be bored at home and picking:
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Anyone catch her vitals?
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Anna is playing with fire with these procedures, and if she continues, she's going to get burned. She's not someone who will listen to objective facts if they contradict what she already believes, so I think there's no stopping unless she loses interest, which is inevitable.
 
The "protein" obsession is all marketing, and people like Anna are an ideal target.
Thank you for finally saying this. I didn't want to get up on my own personal high horse but good lord, folks. Protein is probably not an issue if you don't live in a third world shit hole and eat more than saltine crackers every day. Someone said something about toddlers needing lots of protein and this is also false and why so many frustrated Moms get in the chicky nugget loop with their vegetarian-by-choice toddlers - they're so scared that their kid isn't getting enough protein, but toddlers a) aren't growing as rapidly as babies anymore b) usually get enough passive protein through dairy and such without anyone needing to rely on frankenuggets. Sorry, I still sperged.

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I know those extraneous little marks on her dimples and creases are probably for the positioning of the lipo wand later, but I like to think the good Dr. Upinthefupa there just got carried away outlining her crazy rolls.
 
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