Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,595
This has been fun to watch...

I can weigh in a bit on the Barber Saga and the "she approached me" narrative. Earlier this year if you were a male in Vegas with hair on LinkedIn you likely got a connection request and a DM from Janelle mentioning the launch of her Vegas branch of Bonnie and Clyde Barber. Up until about a week ago she offered a new client special of $15 haircut. She ended that special and made a post saying that she was now taking new guests via referral Russ reacted to this as thought provoking (no easy way to archive my LinkedIn and KF are on different devices for opsec). I finally have discovered the benefits of a good master Barber and Jenelle was my third in line when I was seeking to unfuck my hair (tried a $100 barber twice, found my $60 master barber I'm now loyal to and go every 3 weeks) her work looks great on LinkedIn and it's obvious it's a small intimate one woman shop.

I feel Russ ducked up on multiple levels as always. Firstly, he should have put all horny to the side and gotten what would most likely have been a great haircut that would improve his impression on people. He has no idea that there is a marked difference between a great flattering barber cut taylored to you versus Supercuts/Great Clips/Sport Clips ect. Even for the horniest man a female barber should NEVER be a wooing target but a gateway to pussy, she gives you the haircut that makes you look less dogshit. For the single guy if you build a non creepy customer relationship with your female Barber maybe she'd help you get with her single friends.

Secondly, I think he read the LinkedIn room wrong. She was a bit coy about being a new business and a new to Vegas business. Russ probably thought she was new to the world of business lol when she already has two shops in Atlanta for 5+ years. For someone as stupid as Russ her shop pictures might have looked like working from a room in her home. Likely she is used to and has money her Barber certs are from Paul Mitchell schools and her shops are in Buckhead/Midtown/Summerlin (not cheap areas).

Lastly, more likely than not she is married (bounces between last names on social media).

When you can afford a good haircut get one Russ.
 
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According to the FB comments, Janelle is indeed married. Not only that, but she claims Russell is the one who no-showed after booking an appointment, and then later showed up unprompted with flowers. He then had the audacity to call HER a flake.

I'm starting to wish actual severe physical pain on Russell these days...
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People here take themselves too seriously. @herefortheactualthreads made a stupid joke, and everyone dogpiles him.
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You are an actual faggot who registered barely a week ago, has no idea what the spirit of this thread is, and your first post here is to lecture us on how to behave?
 
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I find it funny that people will dislike my stuff not because of the quality of it, but because they somehow hate ME as a person even though I've never personally done anything to these people.. LOL. And while I'm busy pursuing my dreams and at least trying, they're sitting there laughing at somebody they don't know. To know me is to love me. I hold controversial opinions, sure, and I do unique things, but that doesn't define me as a person.

Whatever. Stay classy, haters! 🙂 You can't rain on my parade. 🙂
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this janelle saga definitely adds to my belief that russell got a bailout from mom and dad, and it may have been heftier than i imagined. i first thought he scrubbed a lot of his safer nevada/brothel shit because he was trying to go to the LDS for money, but now i wonder if it wasn’t part of his begging “i’m homeless” campaign to his parents. ugly crying over the phone about homelessness, swearing he’s given up suing celebrities and legalizing brothels forever, “i’ll change if you just help me i promise!!!!” there were times in life i fucked up royally (though obv nowhere near russell levels) and my parents were there for me (with consequences and expectations, of course). as invested as russell’s parents have been, they obviously care for him and would not want to see him homeless, even if by his own fault. his recent spurt of arrogance (especially in legal filings), dropping the homeless narrative, and being confident enough to pull a stunt with a woman that could have easily become another erika situation all point to russell’s money woes disappearing, even if temporarily.

edit: Nippless Woman said that in the LDS community, russell was basically god’s special idiot. his parents probably not only still view him that way, but also as THEIR special idiot. they will likely feel responsible for him and his well-being until they die.
 
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"You have never come in for a service"

Does everyone in vegas talk like greer?

With all the people pretending not to know who gimpface is, what is that called, concern helping? Benevolent trolling? Some of those fucks know too much to be walk-ins.

As to the religious stuff, priests not so secretly hate the disabled. If god is infallable, why does Russel exist? That's especially fun with Mormons who preach perfection, and then Russel is right there proving their dogshit scripture wrong.
God gets drunk on the seventh day and makes cripples. He thinks it's hilarious.
Priests love temporary conditions though. Get up out of that wheelchair you haven't needed in two weeks and WALK FOR JESUS.
 
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ZipDisk said:
"You have never come in for a service"

Does everyone in vegas talk like greer?

With all the people pretending not to know who gimpface is, what is that called, concern helping? Benevolent trolling? Some of those fucks know too much to be walk-ins.

As to the religious stuff, priests not so secretly hate the disabled. If god is infallable, why does Russel exist? That's especially fun with Mormons who preach perfection, and then Russel is right there proving their dogshit scripture wrong.
God gets drunk on the seventh day and makes cripples. He thinks it's hilarious.
Priests love temporary conditions though. Get up out of that wheelchair you haven't needed in two weeks and WALK FOR JESUS.
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@Null we need a “what the ever loving fuck” react
 
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@Null we need a “what the ever loving fuck” react
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ZipDisk said:
As to the religious stuff, priests not so secretly hate the disabled. If god is infallable, why does Russel exist? That's especially fun with Mormons who preach perfection, and then Russel is right there proving their dogshit scripture wrong.
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That's not what perfection means in this context. If Russ had been a good boy and lived his life to the best of his ability, learning and growing from his mistakes and becoming a better person, then he would have been perfected in heaven, his dishaboolidy would be gone, and he'd have been a studly dude for all eternity.

Sucks to suck, Rusty.
 
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REGENDarySumanai said:
Every time I see Russell being himself, I just want to see him in a side quest in Like a Dragon.
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You know, I can see it. Ichiban wanders past, sees our Russell analogue getting harassed or something and Ichiban steps in to help. Then as the side quest progresses, Ichiban slowly finds out that "Grussel" isn't as nice as he first appeared. When Ichiban points this out, Grussel yells about causing emotional distress and hating the disabled and attacks. One beat down later and Ichiban gives a speech about how you can't use your disability to excuse all of your shitty behavior, and Grussel vows to turn over a new leaf.

This ending is what ensures it remains in the fantasy genre, as we all know Russell will never learn shit.
 
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this janelle saga definitely adds to my belief that russell got a bailout from mom and dad, and it may have been heftier than i imagined. i first thought he scrubbed a lot of his safer nevada/brothel shit because he was trying to go to the LDS for money, but now i wonder if it wasn’t part of his begging “i’m homeless” campaign to his parents. ugly crying over the phone about homelessness, swearing he’s given up suing celebrities and legalizing brothels forever, “i’ll change if you just help me i promise!!!!” there were times in life i fucked up royally (though obv nowhere near russell levels) and my parents were there for me (with consequences and expectations, of course). as invested as russell’s parents have been, they obviously care for him and would not want to see him homeless, even if by his own fault. his recent spurt of arrogance (especially in legal filings), dropping the homeless narrative, and being confident enough to pull a stunt with a woman that could have easily become another erika situation all point to russell’s money woes disappearing, even if temporarily.

edit: Nippless Woman said that in the LDS community, russell was basically god’s special idiot. his parents probably not only still view him that way, but also as THEIR special idiot. they will likely feel responsible for him and his well-being until they die.
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Maybe. But it feels more like he kicked the can down the road. And is retreating into his old habits to ignore his plights. I think if the parents had stepped in he would be forced to leave Vegas.
 
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His parents have definitely bailed him out to some degree, even if it’s just paying for a hotel for him. There’s a reason he’s been able to get this far and it’s because people feel sorry for him for his fucked up face and because of his enabling parents.
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I wouldn't be surprised if his parents had set aside a sum of money for times like this. Especially with how often Rusty has shown to be problematic.
 
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