Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 35 12.2%
  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.0%
  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 10.1%
  • 3 months

    Votes: 37 12.8%
  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 4.9%
  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 147 51.0%

  • Total voters
    288
  • Poll closed .
You're like 34 years old chibi for the love of god get a fucking grip.
Bro...
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You're like 34 years old chibi for the love of god get a fucking grip.
I know it's heroically optimistic to even suggest, but imagine Adam somehow brings a consenting woman home and this is what she sees.
Looks like a serial killer lives there and that fucking wig doesn't help. It is what a crime scene photo looks like and narrator is going on how he used his victims hair to make the wigs.
[Peter Thomas Forensic Files voice]: "When police searched the home they uncovered a stash of women's panties. While it was initially thought they were some form of macabre keepsake from his victims, during interviews it transpired White wore them while masturbating in front of his cat. No bedsheets were ever found on the premises."
 
[Peter Thomas Forensic Files voice]: "When police searched the home they uncovered a stash of women's panties. While it was initially thought they were some form of macabre keepsake from his victims, during interviews it transpired White wore them while masturbating in front of his cat. No bedsheets were ever found on the premises."
Omg someone should AI that voice (or any other good one like kizume) going over all of Chibis grooming and sexual deviency.

Imagine serious voice telling you

>He was not shy of admiting his deviancy online quote I like to fap thinking about being dropped inside someone's panties and squrming against her clit. And worming inside her vagina making her cum from the inside and swimming inside her juices as she came. end quote or admiting his crimes quote Joker wants to fuck your underage pussy end quote.

Even talking about his tweets would be hilarious

>Here we can see him talking to a complete stranger how his mother isn't sexually active and when questiond how he knows he responds quote trust me I know that pussy is drier then sahara end quote
 
If we can get AI Peter Thomas or Robert Stack quoting the 'Joker's cock' line it will all have been worth it.
The day after EWU starts talking about sonichu, and Ravens voice is also amazing, this is a sign that this needs to happen.
He even used the gradient backgrounds instead of plaintext to make it more eye-catching and nobody took the bait. Chibi stock is plummeting.
What even are these. Whenever I see them they remind me of facebook apps that randomize pictures with text and post them for you.
 
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What even are these. Whenever I see them they remind me of facebook apps that randomize pictures with text and post them for you.
From what I recall it's an option for posts under a certain character limit on Facebook. I think it was done in an effort to standardize the layout of posts to more closely resemble to grid format on Instagram.
 
He’s done this before when a celebrity he liked or pretends he liked has died, but he’s going way overboard with Rachael Lillis’s death, as if he’s actually grieving the “death” of Misty and Jessie. It’s like he’s a toddler who doesn’t have the object permanence to realize she was an actual person and not just the children’s cartoon characters she voiced.
 

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The pity posting commences. Unfortunately he hasn’t farmed enough engagement to garner reactions from his audience so his cries will echo in the void.
And the cycle continues. I swear you could use this to set your watch to.

He’s done this before when a celebrity he liked or pretends he liked has died, but he’s going way overboard with Rachael Lillis’s death, as if he’s actually grieving the “death” of Misty and Jessie. It’s like he’s a toddler who doesn’t have the object permanence to realize she was an actual person and not just the children’s cartoon characters she voiced.
It's the only thing that matters to him. She voiced somebody in a cartoon he liked so he needs to get maudlin about it as part of his childhood had been ripped away.
 
He’s done this before when a celebrity he liked or pretends he liked has died, but he’s going way overboard with Rachael Lillis’s death, as if he’s actually grieving the “death” of Misty and Jessie. It’s like he’s a toddler who doesn’t have the object permanence to realize she was an actual person and not just the children’s cartoon characters she voiced.
He very much is one of those people that are only sad about whatever death the internet is sad about. I really hope he sings a song for Rachael Lillis, man. I even have a suggestion for one. This stupid song from the end of the Johto saga
 
He’s done this before when a celebrity he liked or pretends he liked has died, but he’s going way overboard with Rachael Lillis’s death, as if he’s actually grieving the “death” of Misty and Jessie. It’s like he’s a toddler who doesn’t have the object permanence to realize she was an actual person and not just the children’s cartoon characters she voiced.
One of the rare occasions Adam isn't the worst person in the room. Putting 'commissions open' in a memorial post about a dead celebrity is some shameless grifting. What a piece of shit.

ETA: Especially when the art is fucking terrible.
I really hope he sings a song for Rachael Lillis, man. I even have a suggestion for one. This stupid song from the end of the Johto saga
I will accept nothing less than an extremely solemn, lofi rendition of the PokeRap.
 
One of the rare occasions Adam isn't the worst person in the room. Putting 'commissions open' in a memorial post about a dead celebrity is some shameless grifting. What a piece of shit.
In fairness, it is a repost so it's not like the artist was going around doing that. For someone taking commissions, that art is very unfortunate
 
In fairness, it is a repost so it's not like the artist was going around doing that. For someone taking commissions, that art is very unfortunate
I know it's a repost by another page, and I am making assumptions here, but it's such a weird thing to include in a tribute post that I think the artist requested it be mentioned in any reposts.

Maybe I'm overthinking it, but I've just never seen a random content farm mention the artist's commissions are open unless it was specifically requested.
 
He very much is one of those people that are only sad about whatever death the internet is sad about. I really hope he sings a song for Rachael Lillis, man. I even have a suggestion for one. This stupid song from the end of the Johto saga
That’s not faggy enough. Try this one on for size.

 
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