Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

[lindsayfan]

If you put the bottom of Kim onto the top of new Kim,

this is what they do every night while dalton watches and fingers himself

 

[Sammies#1Fan]

Between the babbys here and Luna Buna, I'm feeling pretty bummed. Do we have any comic relief?

 

[ZB927]

Do we have any comic relief?

No.

But we DO have rampant speculation and hideous, hilarious performance art.

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/nhaM2FJbhyaof6xe/?mibextid=oFDknk

I made a screen recording but it says the file is too big to upload.

Highlights, in no particular order:

*Aidean chirps around the room, obviously trying to vie for anyone's attention.

*Kim says there is another baby in the room. This is important later.

*Says she was told that on the first bottle, Z did fine but he only drank 5oz from the last one. This confirms what we knew which is that she is there only when it suits her.

*He is currently 5lb 7oz. She calls him chunky. Her baby talk is so cringy.

*"I need three more of these yo" while gesturing to Z. No you don't, you filthy cum dumpster.

*talks about how a lot more people watched her lives when Aidean was a baby.
*insists that Z looks just like his daddy. Says both boys look like their daddies.

*Says something like "Yes, y'all, his daddy is on the couch over there" except no one in the chat asked where he was. He is never shown on camera. It's obvious that lipedema chick was there too. I'm sure the parents of the other baby are thrilled with this arrangement.

*Says everyone wants to see the baby's face. Wonders whether they should "do a face reveal on live" except she's posted his face. A lot.

*Alarms start going off as she turns him to face the camera. Says something about his oxygen and once the alarm stops sounding, says "You betta breathe!" I just... how is he supposed to breathe?! That strip of tape holding the feeding tube in place is covering his nostrils and his mouth wasn't open. I think that's JUST a feeding tube, not a nasal cannula. Seems surprising that no one on the medical staff has noticed this.



*Someone asks if Aidean is in school. She says that start back on Tuesday.

*Tells Z that she will be right back - she has to get Aidean something to eat. Less than 10 minutes she spent there. I bet she never went back.

I'll have to come back in a few and edit this post to add the unrelated rampant speculation.

 

[todd chrisley's anal gape]

*"I need three more of these yo" while gesturing to Z. No you don't, you filthy cum dumpster.

Kiwis! We ride at dawn.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

*Alarms start going off as she turns him to face the camera. Says something about his oxygen and once the alarm stops sounding, says "You betta breathe!" I just... how is he supposed to breathe?! That strip of tape holding the feeding tube in place is covering his nostrils and his mouth wasn't open. I think that's JUST a feeding tube, not a nasal cannula. Seems surprising that no one on the medical staff has noticed this.

It's unlikely to have anything to do with the tape or nasogastric tube. Episodes of apnea (temporary cessation of breathing) and bradycardia (slow heart rate) are extremely common in premature infants.

Zaidean's brain is immature and cannot always coordinate his breathing. His airway is small, and the soft tissues of his pharynx and chest wall are more compliant than those of a term infant, meaning that his upper airway is prone to positional obstruction. His stamina is poor. Even an act as simple as breathing is hard work for such a little person. In short, he's just not ready yet. Most of the time, the apnea/bradycardia episodes resolve on their own by 37 weeks' postmenstrual age.

Apnea episodes can be triggered by overstimulation or position. The way Kim is holding him might be obstructing his airway, and the unnecessary stimulation is not helping. Someone should tell Kim to sit the fuck down and put away the phone while she's holding him, and non-family visitors should be discouraged until he's a bit closer to discharge. I'll resist the temptation to make a joke about Kim's genitalia here, and I hope my sacrifice is appreciated.

 

[lindsayfan]

Between the babbys here and Luna Buna, I'm feeling pretty bummed. Do we have any comic relief?

this intimate, tender couple's portrait of steven and chyenne is the kind of thing people would post on incel boards and be like "reminder that this guy has a gf and you don't."


will kristie ever find the kind of real, lasting love that her stinky son has?

matt taylor has finally quit harassing her family on FB but is clearly still trying to antagonize her passive-aggressively by posting stitch-themed shit on his page like this stitch-themed AI slop

and a stitch themed birthday cake for his sexy wife cortney. low blow.

i was snooping around kristie's page and pulled some video content from randos on their friendslist... for example the first 2 minutes of a 12-minute pro-pitbull rant

and a tender retrospective montage of some tent-dwelling junkie, set to rascal flatts

did we know about dalton's kim tattoo?? i didn't.

 

[cuddle striker]

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this intimate, tender couple's portrait of steven and chyenne is the kind of thing people would post on incel boards and be like "reminder that this guy has a gf and you don't."
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will kristie ever find the kind of real, lasting love that her stinky son has?

matt taylor has finally quit harassing her family on FB but is clearly still trying to antagonize her passive-aggressively by posting stitch-themed shit on his page like this stitch-themed AI slop
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and a stitch themed birthday cake for his sexy wife cortney. low blow. View attachment 6316251

i was snooping around kristie's page and pulled some video content from randos on their friendslist... for example the first 2 minutes of a 12-minute pro-pitbull rant
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and a tender retrospective montage of some tent-dwelling junkie, set to rascal flatts
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did we know about dalton's kim tattoo?? i didn't.
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the outer planets of this system are always the most entertaining to me.



I miss tonka.

 

[Sammies#1Fan]

Thanks for the updates! I was wondering about Tonka too

 

[cuddle striker]

in Feb he posted that sarge was still in jail, then the urine stuff started.

there are no good guys in Arkansas (appearing in this thread, I mean- no offense to any kiwis trapped there)

 

[Vi0l3t]

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I miss tonka.

He hardly ever posts unfortunately

 

[ZB927]

Holy shit y'all! Ma Shart is  way worse than we thought!!! Sabrina posted these today because it is Melanie's birthday.

Wooooow, ok.

Then here she is, smoking cigarettes with that filthy mouth in a car with an infant and 2 miserable-looking children, one of which has had open heart surgery, and both of which probably should be in safety/booster seats.

Once again Sabrina, PUT THEM THANGS AWAY!!!
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My "rampant speculation" thing from a few posts ago is that, Sabrina posted this yesterday:





The two comments:



Coupled with Sammie begging for a ride to work and talking about needing a baby "setter" while she's working (all of which she deleted), I get the feeling that Sabrina's posts are aimed at Sammie. Suddenly, it also looks like Sabrina and Ma Shart aren't friends with Sammie on Facebook anymore.

I think there's trouble in paradise at Casa Shart. I'm sure Sabrina is tired of taking care of Ismael and all of Sammie's spawn in addition to being pregnant. And Melanie's new boyfriend doesn't look like he'd take too kindly to Darnell's black ass. I think Sammie and Darnell might be off somewhere together leaving Skylander behind.

Rampant speculation. Thoughts?

 

[todd chrisley's anal gape]

together leaving Skylander behind.

As long as they leave her behind because she’ll be better off.

 

[a hapless toad]

Then here she is, smoking cigarettes with that filthy mouth in a car with an infant and 2 miserable-looking children, one of which has had open heart surgery, and both of which probably should be in safety/booster seats.

They're not even fucking wearing proper seatbelts! Both Sabrina and Lucy have the shoulder strap behind them and Bently is in the middle seat. At least Ismael is in a rear facing seat?

 

[Vi0l3t]

They're not even fucking wearing proper seatbelts! Both Sabrina and Lucy have the shoulder strap behind them and Bently is in the middle seat. At least Ismael is in a rear facing seat?

Yeah and both kids should probably be in boosters especially Lucy. Ma sharts birthday and she had to pay for her own shitty McDonald's salad lmfao,

 

[Got Milk!]

Damn. Melanie reminds me of my great grandmother.

I wonder if she is taking Sabrina to buy crack. Bossman's mom does that for him.

How does nobody have the ability to realize other places than McDonald's have salads? Literally any other option would be better. Although it might be out of the $2 budget.


Glad to see Tonka posts again. Been too long.

 

[Rich Evans Simp]

John Tonka and his Gambian son’s houseboat-related betrayal lives in my head rent-free

 

[Trombonista]

Sabrina's turning into Diet Sammie.

 

[Vi0l3t]

Looks like Aiden is in kindergarten? Isn't he 6 or 7? I thought he was going to first? I cannot believe they took that random lady from the thruple. I'm sure the teacher was mortified seeing these 3 walk in with lumpy head.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

God, these people are so gross, they're filthy and I'm sure they reek. At least Aiden looks happy, I hope it's all-day kindergarten and he can be a normal little boy away from these degenerates as long as possible.

 

[Picklechu]

It could be kindergarten, but I could also see it being a first grade (or maybe even second grade) classroom, depending on the teacher.

I'm not sure what the law is in Arkansas, but in some states where kindergarten isn't mandatory, if a kid that's 6+ enrolls in school, they have to be evaluated to make sure they're ready for first grade. If they aren't, they have to start in kindergarten.

Regardless, it wouldn't surprise me if he's just now in kindergarten. Let's be honest, he probably isn't going to finish high school - the deck is overwhelmingly stacked against him.