You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Mosquito buzzing. Just bite anywhere else and leave, you ear-invading nigger

 

[Eagle Bro]

Stupid nerd retards who show up in help sections for games and shit, where people ask some obscure technical question, but instead of answering it straight, some halfwit dork will either spew contrarian bullshit, brag about his superior skills or yap garbage about lore and why the issue can make sense or some shit. But if you point out that they're retarded and aren't answering the question, they'll FREAK out and go into defensive more, saying they're only expressing their (superior) opinion as if anybody gives a fuck.
Fucking dorks. Go to hell.

Basically described anything revolving around gamedev. Except they also shill "buy my book/course" scams most of the time. God forbid they just say they don't know something. That's just a ban instead when you inevitably tell them to go hell.

 

[Lone Star]

When some sort of scandal or fucked up situation is vaguely alluded to. When asked for clarification, the dipshit that brings it up goes "Trust me, you don't wanna know!" I do wanna know, that's why I asked and I know it's gonna be some weird shit. Don't bring up a situation if you're unwilling to explain it when asked.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

We get to a shopping center and laptop lunatic gets off. Silence, at last.

Sounds sorta like that bus story I told awhile back.

One time I was taking the bus somewhere. A guy - with the body of a man, but who clearly had the mind of a prepubescent kid - boarded the bus. Seems he boarded in a way where someone else ended up pushing him. Suddenly I heard this loud nasally voice whining "WHY DID HE PUSH ME?!" Everyone looked over and the guy took a photo of the other guy who supposedly pushed him. An argument broke out, and the bus driver chimed in with something like "shut the fuck up or get off the bus" (yeah he actually said "fuck"). Then the autistic guy started stimming and rocking back and forth, still visibly shaken from the confrontation.

Another day, I saw the guy at the library, watching some cartoon on YouTube, and stimming. The guy's mom looked worn out IIRC.

 

[KuntyFukLugs]

I encountered this retard once in person and found out he had a YouTube channel where he goes round filming police trying to get a reaction from them. Fair play for hating on the police for the way they handle things but literally going out your way to actually film them and wind them up. The videos make me cringe like mad, would love someone to just fucking smack him in his wonky fucking eyes. Also for anyone who's from the uk and knows about chav mc'ing (New monkey) music, he literally does it out loud on the bus.

 

[KuntyFukLugs]

I encountered this retard once in person and found out he had a YouTube channel where he goes round filming police trying to get a reaction from them. Fair play for hating on the police for the way they handle things but literally going out your way to actually film them and wind them up. The videos make me cringe like mad, would love someone to just fucking smack him in his wonky fucking eyes. Also for anyone who's from the uk and knows about chav mc'ing (New monkey) music, he literally does it out loud on the bus.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Claiming that someone is trying to "justify" something when defending it doesn't always mean they're wrong.

For example, a SJW "calling out" someone criticizing "cultural appropriation" as "justifying" it doesn't mean instant win for SJWs.

 

[Uncle Tom's Condo]

What grinds my gear is that my mom can't answer a goddamn question without a five minute meandering response that doesn't answer the original question.

Me: What time do you want to to eat?

Her: Well, if you have to go the grocery store to get something, they moved the deli section and last time I was there I ran into Mrs. Smith and you remember her daughter (I don't) and she moved to Charlotte and works for a bank and likes it there but I saw Mrs. Jones last week at the bank and her boy was in your grade (He wasn't) and him and his wife and kids left there for wherever and I just never liked that boy but...." and on and on and on.

Me: Yeah, dinner is at 6p.

I love my mom but good lord.

 

[The Last Stand]

This work schedule is REALLY messing with my sleep pattern.

 

[Spud]

my mom can't answer a goddamn question without a response that doesn't answer the original question.

I've had similar experiences with women in general.
Me: "Have you seen the iron?"
Her: "No I haven't used it."
Me: "So you haven't seen it?"
Her: "OMG you're such an asshole"

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

The poopbun haircut

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Claiming that someone is trying to "justify" something when defending it doesn't always mean they're wrong.

Also related: people getting mad at an accusation doesn't always mean an accusation is right.

For example, people getting mad at claiming pets are "animal abuse" is from such being BS -- not "seething" from a guilty conscience.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Mosquito buzzing. Just bite anywhere else and leave, you ear-invading nigger

Yes, and NO. The mfers where I live leave massive welts and eventually scar. Idfk, I've grown up with mosquitoes, and they have always loved me, but where I am now they absolutely ruin me. My legs look like they belong to some kind of munchie with a picking disorder. One bit my toe last night. And it doesn't itch so much as it hurts. And the toe is swollen up to like 150%. It's like a spider bite. I benadryl'ed it tonight and it still hurts. ...so though the buzzing annoys the heck out of me I'd rather the warning.

What grinds my gear is that my mom can't answer a goddamn question without a five minute meandering response that doesn't answer the original question.

Me: What time do you want to to eat?

Her: Well, if you have to go the grocery store to get something, they moved the deli section and last time I was there I ran into Mrs. Smith and you remember her daughter (I don't) and she moved to Charlotte and works for a bank and likes it there but I saw Mrs. Jones last week at the bank and her boy was in your grade (He wasn't) and him and his wife and kids left there for wherever and I just never liked that boy but...." and on and on and on.

Me: Yeah, dinner is at 6p.

I love my mom but good lord.

My parents are both like this. Usually some kind of "well, [let's try to account for every possible situation of everyone around, unplanned food timing snafus, or armageddon].""OK, so 6."

 

[AnOminous]

Also related: people getting mad at an accusation doesn't always mean an accusation is right.

Innocent people are actually more likely to be angry at a false accusation than guilty people, who are more interested in figuring out how to get away with whatever they're truly accused of. That's sometimes by pretending to be angry when they're actually afraid, but the normal response of an innocent person to a false accusation is to get pissed.

 

[Brain Power]

"guyz i cant quote or reply to longass post the thingies are whitened out????"

 

[PunkinMan]

The smell of cat piss.
I would rather smell the unwashed ass of a 300 pound Walmart employee.

 

[Lady Bizness]

There has been a push by Retard Caretaking companies to "make them go out more and interact with people" because its "humane" or some shit..of course fuck the people who end up having to interact with the free range Tards, their quality of life isn't as important as the Person with the Subhuman IQ who would have starved in a ditch if not for Modern Society.

I hate what's happening. In my best mood, I'm fine with the harmless adult nonverbal autist in our neighborhood taking dogs for walks multiple times a day, and no one being mean to him. In another era he'd be locked in an attic and that seems cruel. However, now everyone's child that they buried in the Pet Cemetery is crawling free in our communities. At worst they can hurt people, and I resent that this is the only leverage that gets people to move on thinking about corralling tards and nuts. People think I'm inhumane to care about aesthetics, peace, and boundaries. I saw a balding, dirty elderly woman pushing a cart filled with junk around town. She was disgusting to look at. I'm the asshole for saying it. Why the fuck is someone like that OUT? There's a reason why I feel disgust. It's not right, and on a visceral level I'm reacting to how wrong it is. Yes yes, I feel sorry for her, but what a lot of good all these pity party people are doing. You shouldn't be able to walk around crazy and dirty without some authority making contact with you, someone for whom this is their paid job, and they are willing to get confrontational.
On top of that, I've worked hard all my life because my dream has been to finally do the white flight thing. I've done it, but now everyone has decided that we can't have concentrated shit, no, we have to SHARE THE LOAD and now there's fucked up people everywhere I look.

 

[DoomsdayElite]

Lolcow avatars.

 

[Neighborhood Curmudgeon]

There are many times these days I hate being a news junkie. Sometimes, the news is just too much. I'd love to just ignore the news and there are times I try to, yet I also realize I can never truly escape current events. Also, I accept that it's better to be aware of current events than not. At least, that's the conclusion I've reached long ago. All the same, current events make me glad that I mostly keep to myself and try to live like a hermit these days. I know that sounds autistic as fuck, but that's how I feel.

 

[Sniperwoof]

You already tried three credit cards and they all got declined Shaniqua you're obviously too poor to afford that pack of Kools. Get the fuck out of line so I can pay for my shit and get out, I have places to be.