Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Canard]

Just because someone pleads guilty does not mean charges against others are dropped. Or jury is convinced it was entirely that person's doing... With drugs there can be multiple guilty people.

 

[TheButcherknight]

I just want to point out @Captain Manning that you felt so strongly about this post that you made two writeups about it publicly calling for attention to it and didn't actually report the post. This is the one and only post that was reported in regards to encouraging behavior against the court rules. Do you think maybe you should try using the built-in mechanism for addressing these kinds of posts first?

You have to forgive him. If it's not spectre he only does shit half ass.
Retards of a feather

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

If you ever see this face on a person, you've just been lied to. His smug aura is mocking you because he believes he's just "won" some imaginary contest in his own diseased mind.

Duper's delight

 

[AnOminous]

I just want to point out @Captain Manning that you felt so strongly about this post that you made two writeups about it publicly calling for attention to it and didn't actually report the post. This is the one and only post that was reported in regards to encouraging behavior against the court rules. Do you think maybe you should try using the built-in mechanism for addressing these kinds of posts first?

I was considering it merely annoying and just saying stop doing that or fuck off you absolute retard would end it but it didn't.

In future I will just report it.

How to: to anyone who doesn't know. There's a report button at the end of every post. Click that, say a retard is suggesting breaking court rules.

Apparently just saying STOP DOING THAT is not enough and it needs to go to at least threadbans.

 

[anionfarflung]

Why do you think Nick never goes straight(badumtsh) for Aaron?

"Gayly forward," girlfriend!

Nick kneeling, Kayla laying on the bed, April above Nick, Aaron in the cuck closet.

That could certainly work but I had the phrase "pussy liquor" in mind.

 

[Bruce Willis' Words]

How to: to anyone who doesn't know. There's a report button at the end of every post. Click that, say a retard is suggesting breaking court rules.

Apparently just saying STOP DOING THAT is not enough and it needs to go to at least threadbans.

I work in a dangerous profession and we have a set of rules designed to keep us alive and uninjured, as well as preventing injuries to the public and damage to equipment and property:

Rule #1: Everyone's retarded.

 

[Oh Darn]

jesus christ you fuckers need to calm down and get in the retard squisher or something.

At this point, this thing is going to be such a magnet for gayops, I expect this to be a complete shitshow regardless. I just hope it means the court will be more inclined to broadcast it than not just so he doesn’t have to deal with frothing retards physically in his courtroom, rather than locking everything down.

If it weren’t for the fact that Mint needs a handler and Riley is already in shit with the law, I assume Juju the cow would be prepping them to fly up right now

 

[AncientPhosphur]

That poor small town courthouse unaware of the gathering storm of autism and spergs in the distance.

 

[Boingboingboingboi]

anybody posting about planning on attending the hearing is a retard; full stop.

nobody cares if you go, and if you do, you'll probably cause more harm than good. the best service anyone could do would be to go, quietly, without any fucking announcement, and deliver a useful summary when it's over. (and, spoiler, per josh, a local(ish) attorney is going to do just that.) anything other than that is self-indulgent and monumentally stupid.

It's funny because in all likelihood he could have ignored it and gotten the same result.

null & co. made the best case you could have made given the circumstances that the waters are muddy enough and the rumor mongers are loud enough to warrant going against the standard practice, but alas, the judge disagreed. the idea that nick had anything to do with the decision is completely disingenuous.

She could take responsibility for the amount of drugs found, claim to have placed it in the safe without Nick's knowledge, allow Nick to have his charges reduced and potentially get a much better plea deal here.

but, obviously, that's all lies! and everybody knows it. wouldn't the court need to be completely retarded for this to work? it might, but that seems like a hail mary.

It is not simply "both of them or none of them"; there are nuances to this and the hearing will decide which charges stay, if they are modified, charges added, or even charges dropped. Just because the investigation and initial charges are identical for them both does not mean one party cannot voluntarily confess to being the primary offender.

but the warrant was based on the assumption that nick is the primary offender, given that his behavior on stream constituted (in part) the probable cause for the search warrant. it would be completely ridiculous to argue that the coke was all kayla's and nick just so happened to appear coked out of his mind so much so that a local detective became convinced that there were drugs in the house being used by nick. i mean, again, i wouldn't put it past him, but this just seems like so many hoops to jump through.

i still think it's most likely they'll all just take the plea deal being offered, seal everything, and leave it at that. they were all most likely offered identical pleas and unless the state is suddenly much less confident in its evidence, i don't see how tinkering with the pleas and attempting to distribute the charges based on who is the "primary offender" or whatever would do anything but complicate the case for everyone involved.

 

[Adrenochrome Dreams]

I just want to encourage any locals to attend this trial if you can.

You will see and hear so, so much more than ever gets reported. Trial watching is genuinely interesting.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Especially since, like the retard he is, he literally told the cops that it is his bedroom where he sleeps when they were searching it.

Get ready for the explanation:

'Sometimes you don't know what is in your bedroom! There could be a giant, black Bad Dragon dildo in there, and you have not idea! *Gay Voice* "Officer, I have not idea where this came from! That thing is HUGE it would never fit!", or whatever... GUYZ, this is just a JOKE!'

 

[moocow]

I wish I was surprised that not looking like a total retard in court requires this much discussion here.

(source: had jury duty a couple months ago)

It's not just on the Farms. You'd be amazed at what people wear to a courthouse, much less into a courtroom. Even people summoned for jury duty come in dressed like slobs. The only people I saw last time I was at my courthouse in [very large city] who were dressed decently were the assorted office personnel staffing the counters and jury duty hall. The only people I saw who were dressed nicely were attorneys, litigants, courtroom staff, and of course the judges.

Spoiler: Courthouse sperging

Even the rented security goons (semi-off-topic: all black, and slower than the fucking DMV sheboons ... I'd rather go through a TSA checkpoint than deal with these niggers again) wore poorly-fitting uniforms.

In the courtroom I attended during voir dire, we were permitted to carry electronics (phones, watches, etc.). Court rules technically required them to be powered off completely, but the judge said at the start "we're all adults here, so just set them to silent and we're cool" and left it at that. Nobody had (or caused) any trouble. We were told that the jury itself does actually have to physically surrender phones and other electronics once sent into the jury room for deliberations though at the end of the trial. Worthy of note: the bailiffs were surprisingly attentive, on constant lookout for misbehavior or distress. There's no way you could get away with fidgeting with a phone, tablet, laptop or fancy watch there during a court session.

Jurors are afforded a bizarre amount of respect and courtesy (I'll never forget how weird it was that everybody in the courtroom -- from the litigants and lawyers all the way to the judge -- were on their feet facing us whenever we entered, and were required to stand and face us any time we were led back out), so they were less concerned with dress and appearance with us than they might be for other people, but there was still an unspoken vibe that there was a lower limit on how "casual" or "unkempt" you could appear and still be allowed to participate.

The most important thing I learned over those two days was this:

Do what you're told, don't break the rules, read the fucking signs and do what they tell you. You generally get a free pass if you commit some unintentional faux pas and behave accordingly when corrected, but willful disruption and fidgeting with electronics were big no-no's. The bailiffs, while friendly and helpful, were not fucking around when it came to procedure. They're not ceremonial. They pay attention and they run a tight ship.

It's already been said, but the courthouse in Nick's case seems to be pretty stern about electronic devices. Signs in (and around) courthouses aren't suggestions or jokes. If you ignore a sign prohibiting animals at a restaurant, they'll just throw you out. If you ignore a "no cell phones, put 'em back in your car" sign at a courthouse like this and they catch you trying to record the proceedings, they'll throw you in jail. That is not a joke, and they are not kidding. You will not get a mulligan. You will not get to just say "oh, sorry, I didn't know, I won't do it again" and get let off the hook. You will go to jail.

Niggers have a bad time at courthouses because they just cannot behave themselves. Don't be a nigger. Just behave yourself. It's only a couple fucking hours anyway.

 

[BathTubShine]

That poor small town courthouse unaware of the gathering storm of autism and spergs in the distance.

Throw in one pilled out "mexican" child support evading ragepig to the equation and the hell will freeze over during that day.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Get ready for the explanation:

'Sometimes you don't know what is in your bedroom! There could be a giant, black Bad Dragon dildo in there, and you have not idea! *Gay Voice* "Officer, I have not idea where this came from! That thing is HUGE it would never fit!", or whatever... GUYZ, this is just a JOKE!'

The cops definitely found the field kit imagine the smell.

 

[AnOminous]

For obvious reasons, I wouldn't recommend trying to bring in your miniature easel and box of 150 Prismacolors. But a leather folio with a few different colors tucked inside the pockets would certainly not be inappropriate.

No, just throw a few grand at Chris-Chan and have him do all the courtroom sketches in crayons and he can also sell figurines of FUCKING CRAYOLA MODEL MAGIC of all participants for forever, like, for all time, dude.

 

[mindlessobserver]

There is a reason why planning to do bullshit IRL is called Gay Ops. Because only a faggot would plan homosexual operations that accomplish nothing but annoy people at best, or at worse ruin their lives like that kid doing a dime in federal prison right now for the Whicita swatting.

 

[trash cat]

why would he be able to get away scott free when they both live there and he was the only one who directly told the cops that he was living and sleeping in the bedroom?

This happens all the time in drug possession cases. If you are in a car with someone with felony cocaine, you are gonna get charged. But as time goes and on and someone takes the rap, charges get dropped or reduced for the other passengers. Especially if someone will testify it's their stuff and the others didn't know about it.

There is literally no way he can pin this all on her.

Sure there is.

If Kayla agrees to plead guilty and testify it was her cocaine out of a misplaced sense of loyalty.

Or if Nick threatens to leave Kayla for April unless Kayla says it was hers.

Use your imagination. Nick is a human cockroach, like in Kafka's Metamorphosis. No bar is too low.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Sure there is.

If Kayla agrees to plead guilty and testify it was her cocaine out of a misplaced sense of loyalty.

Or if Nick threatens to leave Kayla for April unless Kayla says it was hers.

Use your imagination. Nick is a human cockroach, like in Kafka's Metamorphosis. No bar is too low.

That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.

 

[Oh Darn]

No, just throw a few grand at Chris-Chan and have him do all the courtroom sketches in crayons and he can also sell figurines of FUCKING CRAYOLA MODEL MAGIC of all participants for forever, like, for all time, dude.

If someone does go to sketch the proceedings, they should create Chris-Chan style renditions anyway

 

[Step out of the car sir]

Or if Nick threatens to leave Kayla for April unless Kayla says it was hers.

She would flip so quickly if she was threatened like that, what are you talking about?