John The BRAAAPtist
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I wish Rika would come back, he was a much more interesting cow.
Elaine April Gertler-Miller / Elaine Georgie Gertler-Miller / Elaine Miller / Trollcow / "Pissminge" / Z3R6 / Echo - Pisswhore, liar, future fed, faildoxxer, swatter, Imageboard apostate, sektur bicycle, sock enthusiast, linked her nudes to a 14 year old, cut "Josh Moon" into her thighs, genuine cautionary tale about wanting Internet fame, Torswats orbiter, drug addict
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Her hair looks like this and she wants to pretend she wears designer suits
Exequiel
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imagine believing that one singular person invented hygiene.
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Just wanna let everyone in this thread know I wouldnt have sex with her.
Also, shes fat lol
Also, shes fat lol
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Yes a pushup bra definitely signifies she's fat
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Shes spiritually fat
Marc
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I don't follow this thread too closely - But when I do check it out, it seems like Elaine's defining trait as a lolcow is being egregiously gormless:
She contorts and forces herself into others' Xitter threads with all the grace of a down syndrome octopus unable to camouflage effectively, contributes nothing but a smokescreen of diarrhea from her head in the attempt to disguise her pathological cravings for attention of any quality (which nonetheless remain plain to see and; ironically, can only serve to alienate her intended audience). Then - rather than retreat - 'Lainey insists on lingering for the sake of gauging reactions to her own pollution, despite this serving only to compound the feelings of awkwardness she must devote the bulk of that genius brainpower to suppressing or rationalizing.
In this instance, her "complaint" is premised upon the (presumed) singular individuals responsible for inventing wifi, healthcare, and hygiene (specifically) - also presumably legendary in nature (Was Merlin the first to wash his anus?) - being more "deserving" of such mythical adjective-status than a terminally ill streamer. Even though the legendary statuses of her three examples seem to coexist without complication, Elaine apparently cannot abide the terminally ill streamer man being similarly elevated in the abstract.
Even though lolcows are defined by ignoring obviously helpful advice, it may still be worth pointing out that the inefficacy Elaine demonstrates in chasing her own tail in pursuit of being regarded as formidable actually frees her to discontinue doing so at any time. I expect that and/or prioritizing her own health and hygiene would serve to immediately improve her social standing.
I'm sure others in Elaine's life have previously and repeatedly attempted to guide her into being a capable, functioning adult who doesn't need to pretend to be someone else as a condition of feeling satisfied with herself - But she has hardened her heart against them.
In this instance, her "complaint" is premised upon the (presumed) singular individuals responsible for inventing wifi, healthcare, and hygiene (specifically) - also presumably legendary in nature (Was Merlin the first to wash his anus?) - being more "deserving" of such mythical adjective-status than a terminally ill streamer. Even though the legendary statuses of her three examples seem to coexist without complication, Elaine apparently cannot abide the terminally ill streamer man being similarly elevated in the abstract.
Even though lolcows are defined by ignoring obviously helpful advice, it may still be worth pointing out that the inefficacy Elaine demonstrates in chasing her own tail in pursuit of being regarded as formidable actually frees her to discontinue doing so at any time. I expect that and/or prioritizing her own health and hygiene would serve to immediately improve her social standing.
I'm sure others in Elaine's life have previously and repeatedly attempted to guide her into being a capable, functioning adult who doesn't need to pretend to be someone else as a condition of feeling satisfied with herself - But she has hardened her heart against them.
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That's a lot of words to say "lol, BPD retard needs to log off for a bit and wash more"
totally agree with you; just putting it into nice simple terms her 171 IQ can comprehend
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Also Rika was funnier like the time he was threatening to jump out a window because the giant disembodied of Robbie Rotten was chasing him in his hallucinations. And he's more feminine than pissminge too.
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Uhmm akshully @Sprate Header is just a very sophisticated AI that has been trained by the government to specifically ruin Elaine's day. This AI model was requested by a joint commission involving the BRICS and allies, Palestine, and the Antarctic joint research station.
Sprate Header serves the Shadow Council that communes to alog lolcows of choice instead of fixing their countries' issues. Trust me this is all true, ask anyone here.
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It seems to be learning how to ruin Zoey's (the other person in that exchange) day too, since she's now convinced that her thread was written by Sprate. Sprate just ruins every lolcow's day.
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Insert Rick&Morty copypasta. Also, white chocolate covered strawberries?!?!
God, she's so stunted, this is straight out of some movie or TV show she watched, shows she has zero experience being in the workforce. I have to say i kinda missed her silly delusions. Never change, Lainey. I know you won't.Got a good chuckle outta me"As I am sitting here in my golden carriage drawn by 10 pegasus unicorns after having just dined with King Henry VIII and Cleopatra who are also part of the same secret space alien illuminati society as me, I can't help but think that all the people on Kiwi Farms calling me a pathological liar are just so sad, pathetic and poor.
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Those filters are working in fucking overdrive, holy shit. Like we don't know how she really looks. Absolutely pathetic.
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Been a busy bee, here's some pissminge xeets that definitely aren't her showing her ugly face and personality in a hospital room.
Schrodinger's troon, a troon looking natal woman, quite a conundrum
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Hey Elaine, what was her dox again?
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Hey look, a self hating pedophile that hangs out with other pedophiles, trashing another pedophile
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Schrodinger's troon, a troon looking natal woman, quite a conundrum
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Hey Elaine, what was her dox again?
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Hey look, a self hating pedophile that hangs out with other pedophiles, trashing another pedophile
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with the pizza i'm assuming she's in there for not-eating related reasons
also because she's been making a big show of eating lately so that automatically makes me think something's up
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She doesn't say because she's an abject liar, but here is her wanting to get cancer aids so Jersh can be nicer to her
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I think the constant talk about pizzas and constantly showing the worst looking pizzas I have ever seen is just another attempt at wooing Null because "he likes pizza". She's so dumb she probably thinks the feeder memes are real too.
Most likely she just took too many pills or whatever she's on that makes her tweet all day and night and look like Ronald McDonald on crack.
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either way, she should eat more, it's getting depressing to look at