Off-Topic Death Fat Death Pool - The Kentucky Fried Derby

[The Queen of Autists]

Seriously. It's seemingly everywhere these days. How many of these guys actually enjoy it with these women?

They enjoy it! But they won’t tell anybody they’re doing it lol

 

[Cherry Pie]

They enjoy it! But they won’t tell anybody they’re doing it lol

I still don't get, like, the physics. And I don't want to.

So to get back on topic, has anyone here brought Becki Jones into the mix? Forgive me if she already has, but I couldn't find her in a forum search, and she's one of the more infuriating deathfats out there. Like Chantal and Big Cherry, she's an insufferable, emotionally stunted hamplanet who hides behind filters while inhaling sugar and carbs under the guise of "body positivity".

 

[stupid frog]

You can talk about any fatties in the general thread here:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/fat-acceptance-movement-fat-girlcows.2042/unread

 

[Cherry Pie]

You can talk about any fatties in the general thread here:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/fat-acceptance-movement-fat-girlcows.2042/unread

Already did darlin', but I appreciate the help all the same.

 

[x3firehexx]

when y'all think nicocado will kick it

 

[Cherry Pie]

when y'all think nicocado will kick it

Nikocado doesn't belong anywhere on this list. He's not even a lolcow for fuck's sake, he's just a retard attention whore youtuber who fakes his bad health and all of his sperg tantrums for clicks. Do you actually have anything relevant to add to the thread, or are you just going to post more newfag retard piss takes devoid of punctuation?

 

[ThunderGunt]

Chantal is about to leave for a "vacation" (in which she'll lie in her hotel room gorging on fast food the entire time), and there's a real chance she's risking a medical emergency of some kind. She looks like absolute shit, can barely walk more than a few steps anymore, and has been openly ignoring her raging diabetes even more than usual lately. Even just walking through an airport could be enough to see her pass out from exhaustion, suffer from breathing issues, or finally push her fat-squeezed heart over its limit.

Any bets on an upcoming hospital arc? This trip might just be too much for her body, especially considering she's done nothing but sit in her shitbox apartment scarfing sugar and sodium for months now.

 

[The Queen of Autists]

Chantal is about to leave for a "vacation" (in which she'll lie in her hotel room gorging on fast food the entire time), and there's a real chance she's risking a medical emergency of some kind. She looks like absolute shit, can barely walk more than a few steps anymore, and has been openly ignoring her raging diabetes even more than usual lately. Even just walking through an airport could be enough to see her pass out from exhaustion, suffer from breathing issues, or finally push her fat-squeezed heart over its limit.

Any bets on an upcoming hospital arc? This trip might just be too much for her body, especially considering she's done nothing but sit in her shitbox apartment scarfing sugar and sodium for months now.

What happens if she dies abroad? I know it will cost the same to get her to Canada but what if they can’t get her to Canada or Kuwait does salad just abandon the body?

 

[ThunderGunt]

What happens if she dies abroad? I know it will cost the same to get her to Canada but what if they can’t get her to Canada or Kuwait does salad just abandon the body?

That's a good point actually. At least as far as I know, Salad would need a decent set of documents to even claim her body, and that's before considering the cost of transporting her. Chins isn't smart enough (or in too much denial) to bring anything like a copy of their marriage license (if they're even legally married lol), and I don't think Salad gives a shit. And I doubt they bought travel insurance.

So I just looked up a few articles about what could happen, and if Salad just fucks off back to Kuwait, then apparently the next step for the morgue would be to contact the Canadian embassy. The embassy would then contact her family, but then could her mom or siblings afford the thousands of dollars it would take to fly her home? And even then, it sounds like the process would take months. If they go to Morocco like it's rumored, would they even have a "cold locker" big enough to store her body?

If she's never claimed by Salad or her family, apparently then the embassy would turn her body back over to the state she died in as a last resort. So, "unmarked grave beeze" arc incoming?

 

[I call shenanigans]

What happens if she dies abroad? I know it will cost the same to get her to Canada but what if they can’t get her to Canada or Kuwait does salad just abandon the body?

They won’t send her back to Kuwait, because if she dies there on a tourist visa she’d have to be sent back to Canada. They will send her back to Canada, and her next of kin will be responsible for the cost, in her case that’s likely her mother. What makes you think they couldn’t get her on a plane. It’s not like they have to get her into the cabin. She’ll be in some sort of casket in the cargo hold. Salah I doubt would accept any responsibility, just finish his holiday then return to Kuwait. It’s not like they’re married.

 

[Miltank]

I seriously wonder, would transporting her corpse back to Canada cost much more than a regular sized person? She's the size of at least 4 normal people her height. Can it legally cost more since they're transporting a 450 lb behemoth? Could they have to chop her up if they can't provide a box big enough or if logistically it would be impossible to transport her to the plane then off the plane in one piece? I wonder...

 

[I call shenanigans]

Could they have to chop her up if they can't provide a box big enough or if logistically it would be impossible to transport her to the plane then off the plane in one piece? I wonder...

No way would they chop her up. Airlines can use trucks and conveyer belts for coffins. They can take much heavier loads that a dead gunt would weigh. I have actually watched a video of this being done, but unfortunately it has been removed from the server.

 

[Cherry Pie]

Any bets on an upcoming hospital arc? This trip might just be too much for her body, especially considering she's done nothing but sit in her shitbox apartment scarfing sugar and sodium for months now.

The last time she got on a plane, she swelled up with edema. Now she's all alone in Thailand with her slimming filters cranked up to max. I wouldn't be surprised if we have an ER beeze soon.

I seriously wonder, would transporting her corpse back to Canada cost much more than a regular sized person? She's the size of at least 4 normal people her height. Can it legally cost more since they're transporting a 450 lb behemoth? Could they have to chop her up if they can't provide a box big enough or if logistically it would be impossible to transport her to the plane then off the plane in one piece? I wonder...

Yes, it costs a lot of money to haul a deathfat across the ocean. Like, five figures expensive. And that's just the transportation, not the burial, or coffin coat, or cremation.

 

[stupid frog]

That's a good point actually. At least as far as I know, Salad would need a decent set of documents to even claim her body, and that's before considering the cost of transporting her. Chins isn't smart enough (or in too much denial) to bring anything like a copy of their marriage license (if they're even legally married lol), and I don't think Salad gives a shit. And I doubt they bought travel insurance.

So I just looked up a few articles about what could happen, and if Salad just fucks off back to Kuwait, then apparently the next step for the morgue would be to contact the Canadian embassy. The embassy would then contact her family, but then could her mom or siblings afford the thousands of dollars it would take to fly her home? And even then, it sounds like the process would take months. If they go to Morocco like it's rumored, would they even have a "cold locker" big enough to store her body?

If she's never claimed by Salad or her family, apparently then the embassy would turn her body back over to the state she died in as a last resort. So, "unmarked grave beeze" arc incoming?

Don't trust foreign countries to care about dead people. Read Byuu's thread to see some real government incompetence.

 

[Jacinda Ardern IRL]

I wouldn't be surprised if we have an ER beeze soon.

Maybe a dumb question, but has Chantal ever mentioned if ahe carries travel health insurance for trips like this? I can't imagine she would because well... Chantal.

I guess medical costs somewhere like Thailand are going to be cheaper than Kuwait, but with how much can go wrong for her I feel like she's still risking running up some costs.

 

[Clotso Coof]

Thailand has one of the best price-to-quality private medical care in the world. That's why it's a top 10 location for international medical tourism. But it's cash-pay and pay in advance for all non-Thai, so we're still talking thousands of dollars paid up front for a serious multi-day hospitalisation like a heart attack.

Chantal ever mentioned if ahe carries travel health insurance for trips like this?

She has repeatedly refused to answer if she's ever purchased travel insurance for any trip. She'll say "it's private" then ban anyone from her chat who keeps asking. In other words, she's definitely never bought travel insurance.

But travel insurance would only be useful to her if she got in a car wreck, got malaria or some other non-deathfat related expense. Travel insurance companies investigate claims before paying out, and have buckets of exclusion reasons to deny claims. And travel insurance isn't regular medical insurance, so any Obamacare-style legislation about medical insurance doesn't apply to travel insurance.

Everything wrong with Chins is a preexisting condition. Travel insurance wouldn't pay for her beetus or organ failure. She's fucked if she gets critically ill outside of Canada.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Maybe a dumb question, but has Chantal ever mentioned if ahe carries travel health insurance for trips like this? I can't imagine she would because well... Chantal.

On past trips she’s admitted to not having travel insurance. Before this trip she asked viewers to send her contact details for affordable travel insurance. I’m pretty sure this was detailed in her thread. Certainly the Thailand medical tourism was, the pay before service requirement at these facilities, and the exclusions that would be on any travel insurance she could get due to pre-existing conditions.

Mid travel travel insurance also usually requires a return to country of residence ticket. This ticket becomes part contribution to any potential repatriation costs. Don’t for a second think that Chantal has a return ticket to Canada, because she doesn’t. Any return ticket she might have will be to Kuwait. This visa run is being done on the cheap, which is why Salah isn’t there with her, why she isn’t going anywhere of interest, and why her budget is just $41/day, or approximately 1000Bhat. The long and the short of it is she hasn’t got it for this trip either. If she had it, she would have already accessed healthcare, given she was sick on arrival and has only gotten worse, relying solely on over the counter cough and cold relief from the 7/11, and edibles from the local dispensary.

 

[Cherry Pie]

The long and the short of it is she hasn’t got it for this trip either. If she had it, she would have already accessed healthcare, given she was sick on arrival and has only gotten worse, relying solely on over the counter cough and cold relief from the 7/11, and edibles from the local dispensary.

Probably a stupid question, but do you think it might be withdrawal symptoms? I know acute withdrawal from certain drugs causes flu-like symptoms like nasal discharge, fever, nausea, etc.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Probably a stupid question, but do you think it might be withdrawal symptoms? I know acute withdrawal from certain drugs causes flu-like symptoms like nasal discharge, fever, nausea, etc.

I’m no doctor so couldn’t answer that. I just think her issues are all deathfat related breathing issues. The woman’s lung are buried under an ocean of fat, and to make matters worse her diet is highly inflammatory. She had also just gotten off a 7+ hour long plane flight, where recirculated air distributes every other passengers bugs constantly.

 

[Jerome Saunders]

I know some SE Asia countries "rent out" burial places (not sure if Thai) but if she dies in Thailand that might be an ideal case. Her body stored into a double wide cement hole for a few months until lease is up/someone cares to get some extra duty trash bags and scoop out all that fat goop and claim her