Aug 17 2024 - Bodycam footage of the incest arrest

[GayestFurryTrash]

I was not expecting this, and Christ you have to feel bad for the poor cops as Ralph and Meigh scream like retards on top of the pure delusion and insanity that is Chris.

 

[anionfarflung]

if its not new, ill happily take a hundred late reactions on the chin, because id feel retarded for not knowing til now.

Me too!

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

I just realized something. The blurry part here might have actually been Ethan Ralph

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Doesn't look fat enough to be Ralph. Needs more gunt to be sure

I gota admit though seeing the cops completely bemused by all this weird shit is pretty damn funny. Thier chatter is priceless.

I just want to know how this You Tuber beat all us Kiwi's to the punch on this? Null and his legal eagle have let us down!

 

[Queesechake]

I was not expecting this, and Christ you have to feel bad for the poor cops as Ralph and Meigh scream like retards on top of the pure delusion and insanity that is Chris.

They loved every second of it.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Even seeing only that much of his face I can perfectly understand his expression.

 

[Medic]

Man it shocked the shit out of me, no pun attended. But I laughed my ass off when the officer said he was gonna tazze him, but its really disturbing just looking at it now since this is how I first discovered what a lolcow was.

 

[shaverinocory]

Random pads for anal leakage at 2:57 (blue package on table, close to wall).

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

wow Chris was really out of it wasn't he?

I dunno if it was just the stress of being arrested or what but once he's in the cop car he lets loose with the epic crazy shit. Hate to say it but getting arrested probably kept him from going into full psychosis mode. Whatever meds he was on wasn't doing it.

 

[Random Internet Person]

I’m sure @Null will love to see this new footage of the one he tried to help. If anything, I think this steals Ethan Ralph’s thunder since it has more footage, including from inside the hotel room.

This arrest still remains the greatest moment I’ve seen in the history of this website. (Foodie Beauty losing BBJ to FFG being a close second).

 

[themanwhowalks]

EWU just updated with a new video with the arrest footage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1agQE9Hr08

This is fucking kino

Chris singing kevin gates while handcuffed in a hotel room. This is incredible holy shit

Chris (unprompted): by the way if any of y'all has been feeling a punching sensation that is my husband Magi-chan Sonichu right on the other side of the universe veil

Frisk me, there you go, that felt good

 

[FattyMcFatterson]

Well after watching that, it's clear Chris' stinkditch or flatulence didn't smell that bad, seeing as the one cop commented on wanting to get something to eat...

 

[BlastMonk]

Did no one from here request this footage? How did we not get it first? Maybe this guy is more on top of it since its his business. This thread should be featured though @Null

 

[SlaanyChaser]

Officer "Sassy" Nick is definitely the station bottom.
I wish they pushed back on the delusions for a true sperg out

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

wow Chris was really out of it wasn't he?

I dunno if it was just the stress of being arrested or what but once he's in the cop car he lets loose with the epic crazy shit. Hate to say it but getting arrested probably kept him from going into full psychosis mode. Whatever meds he was on wasn't doing it.

"Was"

My guy you are clearly new here. Just wait until you read the fucking jail letters that came after his arrest.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

That kicked ass. Chris being candid and babbling about stupid shit without prodding is the best Chris. Fucking Magi-Chan attacked the cops and everything!

For that brief moment it felt like the good old days.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Oh by the way, should we just call this as the winner for julays lolcow media? I don't know if anything else can compete to this frankly....

I might be wrong, but I'll be damned if this aint a strong contender.

 

[Wash away the rain]

Chris just fucking sighing when he gets handcuffed is pretty funny.

 

[ForgedBlades]

How the fuck is this thread not featured?

 

[NaggotFigger]

I just realized something. The blurry part here might have actually been Ethan Ralph

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The voices alone is a dead giveaway that is definitely Piggertits and his horse waifu. This only makes things more retarded that he only come all way through to Chris' hotel so that he can attention whore himself in and make him more "famous" by streaming Chris being arrested and post the stream to the public eye whilst yelling like a wigger about the arrest.

 

[BlastMonk]

The voices alone is a dead giveaway that is definitely Piggertits and his horse waifu. This only makes things more retarded that he only come all way through to Chris' hotel so that he can attention whore himself in and make him more "famous" by streaming Chris being arrested and post the stream to the public eye whilst yelling like a wigger about the arrest.

For about one frame you can see ethan and his massive gunt and his then horsewife.

The poor officer driving Chris to the station getting an earful of all the crazy dimensional merge stuff. Thats a weird day to have