Aug 17 2024 - Bodycam footage of the incest arrest

[Sweeter and Savoury]

This is good stuff we got here; so many great lines

Chris - "if you feel something hurting you that's just my husband Magi-chan punching you from the other world",

Cop - "uh-huh, lets get to the car please"

 

[souschef]

I love the surreal contrast of the edgy court tv style narrator having to explain to a bunch of boomers who Chris Chan is.
And I really appreciate that nobody calls him “her.”

Raven (the narrator) is really talented, an unitiated person would find hard not to laugh when exposed to the lore

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Oh god is that Ralph in the background? THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THE ROOM INTERDIMENSIONALLY!

 

[The Last Stand]

So we're all in agreement that this has overtaken THAT IS MY HOUSE (extended Bob cut) as the greatest video in the canon of Chris, correct?

Imagine being arrested as a crazy person and have some serious voice narrate what's about to happen. Cops are probably thinking: I don't get paid enough for this.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Suddenly, Chris' Jesus Christ phase makes more sense when you realize it was likely an attempt to keep his medallion.

 

[LiquidKid]

Raven (the narrator) is really talented, an unitiated person would find hard not to laugh when exposed to the lore

I am completely new to this channel, I’ve never heard of them before. But this video alone lets me know he has a sense of humor. The fact that he intentionally didn’t mention the charge just so he could end the wild ride with “he was charged with incest, the victim was his mother.” Was genius and my sides were dying

 

[Jobama]

I love how even when he's being arrested he can't resist stress sighing.

 

[Queesechake]

Imagine being arrested as a crazy person and have some serious voice narrate what's about to happen. Cops are probably thinking: I don't get paid enough for this.

I don't understand why everyone is thinking the cops hated it so much. They loved it. They're normally dealing with meth heads who want to stab them with a dirty needle and that day they got to deal with one of the biggest lolcows on the internet who they had literally 0 fear of and just got to laugh at.

 

[Makhnovshchina]

I wish we heard more of Chris's schizo Babble in the back of the patrol car.

 

[souschef]

Wonder if the faggots gonna try to cancel EWU for misgendering Chris

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

Oh by the way, should we just call this as the winner for julays lolcow media? I don't know if anything else can compete to this frankly....

I might be wrong, but I'll be damned if this aint a strong contender.

Nah we still got Baldo's trial shit coming up and who knows what else.

Tis a good year to be a Farmer, the crazier shit gets the more we win.

 

[Contracted Weeb]

It's actually intersting to see people interact with chris that have basically no knowledge of who he is or what hes done.

Chris just rambling to the officer in the back of the car what peak cinema.

 

[The Last Stand]

I'm just going to say it: I don't get it.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

I wish we heard more of Chris's schizo Babble in the back of the patrol car.

maybe once the jew tuber has made his sheckles we can get him to release the full video to us.

Null should make a polite request for archiving purposes.

 

[Involuntary Celebrity]

Ouch my actual fucking sides. Chris is truly a comedic genius.

 

[LiquidKid]

I’m sure @Null will love to see this new footage of the one he tried to help. If anything, I think this steals Ethan Ralph’s thunder since it has more footage, including from inside the hotel room.

This arrest still remains the greatest moment I’ve seen in the history of this website. (Foodie Beauty losing BBJ to FFG being a close second).

It steals Ralph’s thunder because even though you hear his voice. It cuts out most of his hollering and shilling for the Killstream, and gives us definitive footage of the arrest without his stupid watermark

 

[The Last Stand]

I don't understand why everyone is thinking the cops hated it so much. They loved it. They're normally dealing with meth heads who want to stab them with a dirty needle and that day they got to deal with one of the biggest lolcows on the internet who they had literally 0 fear of and just got to laugh at.

Nah, you're right. Those cops looked amused and confused. I saw them sit Chris in the FRONT of a squad car.

 

[Swamp Thang]

Wonder if the faggots gonna try to cancel EWU for misgendering Chris

Doubt it, even the trannies don't want him associated with them

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

One has to wonder WTF kind of officers Green County Police has when these cops see The Gunt and The Mare and wonder if they're undercover Green County cops trying to swoop in on their arrest.

 

[Hooked on phobics]