Aug 17 2024 - Bodycam footage of the incest arrest

[CarlosDanger]

"I want that to go on the record, the Sonichu medallion, that is my cross"

 

[xXWild_DripXx]

The best part was the cop humouring Chris with his schizophrenic fanfiction in the car ride especially questioning him on why spider man would only be in New York when he's a superhero.

 

[Awssum Possum]

I swear to god this is my highlight of 2024 so far, I was just smiling ear to ear for the whole video. This is beyond perfect

 

[RollingRock2]

This video is perfect
The sonichu and merge babbling
The stress sighs
The cop identifying Ralph and Pantsu as "two gentlemen"

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

Lore dumping in the cop car is S TIER energy.

Yah that King Arthur line Chris goes down is true WTF territory. I never read or heard Chris ever say anything about being Knighted by King Arthur before so that came right out of left field but is crazy interesting.

I would have never thought Chris was into medieval stuff, he always loved the kiddie garbage cartoons.

 

[Tsukasa Kadoya]

The cops literally standing there baffled as that fat retard Ralph is screaming at Chris is hilarious. Imagine arresting some dude and then a shit ton of autists start hollering and making asses of themselves. It's literal comedy.

 

[Queesechake]

 

[CarlosDanger]

Cop 1: Oh my god it is real
Cop 2: What the fuck is this?

 

[Kulee Baba]

Oh god my whole family watches YouTube bodycam videos all the time. So do I but I mean everyone my parents and siblings watch Cops, Explore With Us, LivePD etc. We share videos on groupchat and discuss it.

Now I’ll likely have to explain to some of them who Chris Chan is. Dimensional Merge is real.

Beyond that I’m surprised how polite Chris was no real autistic meltdown. A far cry from him curling up in a ball at an anime convention. I wonder if he handled himself better than Nick Rekeita.

 

[Schwarzwald]

I envy those cops, honestly. Being randomly exposed to this fucking retard and then going home and looking up the CWCki and spending the rest of your evening learning about Sonichu and Mary Lee Walsh and the Merge for the first time would be incredible. They had no idea what they were getting into. It's like winning the autistic arrest lottery.

They're probably posting here with us now.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

This is so crazy that we get to see literally both sides to a Chris encounter, with commentary by people involved.

 

[Shay Van Buren]

You know Chris shat his pants when he commented on his own farting.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Chris was pretty close to riding the lightning. If only...

If only the officer zapped him to the extreme?...yeah, yeah, I know.

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God, that was such an awful fart too

 

[Jimmy Hopkins]

Saw EWUs upload and instantly came here.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Lol, the stuffy narrator makes it even funnier.

 

[Bad as Can]

The diapers...

How many medications was/is Chris on?

 

[Tsukasa Kadoya]

Oh god my whole family watches YouTube bodycam videos all the time. So do I but I mean everyone my parents and siblings watch Cops, Explore With Us, LivePD etc. We share videos on groupchat and discuss it.

Now I’ll likely have to explain to some of them who Chris Chan is. Dimensional Merge is real.

"Honey who is this Chris chan person?"
You:

 

[CarlosDanger]

Could imagine being that cop driving Chris Chan to the jail and he is telling you pokemon and all your favorite superheros will be coming into the real world. Also imagine being this cop and thinking you didn't find any meth on this tranny.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

wow Chris was really out of it wasn't he?

I dunno if it was just the stress of being arrested or what but once he's in the cop car he lets loose with the epic crazy shit. Hate to say it but getting arrested probably kept him from going into full psychosis mode. Whatever meds he was on wasn't doing it.

Are you retarded? He's been in full psychosis mode for years, way before he fucked his mother, and he's even worse now. This is the result of him only interacting with people who role play with him fully while cutting out every single person who talks sense. This was mild compared to his ramblings pre and post this event.

 

[Would]

Outside of it being Chris, aren't motherfuckers a regular occurrence in Virginia?