Aug 17 2024 - Bodycam footage of the incest arrest

[DotDem]

I opened my sub box and it took a second to register what the video was in my head. Knew I had to come here immediately

 

[Fireman Sam]

Give that driver a fucking medal for putting up with the schizobabble holy shit!

You couldn't make this shit up. The entire arrest was peak comedy

 

[Procrastinhater]

I wonder how that cop felt when he was driving Chris and Chris was filling him in about the Rodger Rabbit Apocalypse.

I ain't locked in here with you officer. You're locked in here with me...

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Did anyone mention one of the officers on the job was named christian? I can only imagine they might of been getting teased due to that. 9:08

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

i need to know if, and how much, the cops knew about chris before they busted into his room

considering the mathematically proven Infinitely High Chris Chan Fan Caliber that shows people who follow this man exist in all places, professions and walks of life
at least one of the cops would have to have been perusing the cwciwkiki before he was told the case and went "ok sir i'm on i- wait WHAT?"

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

i need to know if, and how much, the cops knew about chris before they busted into his room

considering the mathematically proven Infinitely High Chris Chan Fan Caliber that shows people who follow this man exist in all places, professions and walks of life
at least one of the cops would have to have been perusing the cwciwkiki before he was told the case and went "ok sir i'm on i- wait WHAT?"

(there were four cops total right?)

Chris is famous but not so famous as to automatically assume a 25% chance of Virginia police office--wait a sec, I guess it would be more than 25%. Certainly more than whatever the number is for police officers nationwide.

It's definitely not more than 25% chance that any American would know Chris though. He's famous, but not THAT famous.

 

[SweetWhosBeenGroundUp]

From the first words. "Spirit, well - interdimensionally?"

Wow.

The Love Quest close up. Incredible scenes. I love that you can hear Ralph from the other side of it. And kek that the voiceover guy goes for the Tucker Carlson pronunciation "Chris Chan".

Relevant song:

 

[Niggs Monaghan]

Did anyone mention one of the officers on the job was named christian? I can only imagine they might of been getting teased due to that. 9:08

And he was mentioned when they were talking about his medallion being his cross, too. It all felt very cinematic.
A few people mentioned this but I was surprised they put Chris in the front seat next to the cop.
Is this something done often with compliant perps? I've never seen that done before in arrest videos.
My headcanon is that that cop just wanted to butter Chris up so he could get that sweet lore dump on the drive over.

 

[giga sapling]

This is comedy gold, and I'm glad it released. But I could have lived without hearing Chris beg to be frisked and enjoying it.

 

[Dead Wife]

The bemused and bewildered cops and their little side convos are golden.

 

[giga sapling]

That video is like a real life horror movie. I can’t believe reality decided to be this great.

A John Waters horror movie.

 

[Kazukifaen]

We watch this while waiting for the balldo cut

This bodycam is at least the opposite of the balldo cut, this is a comedy

nice to see a 240p/blurred/voice cameo of the Gunt and his ex Pantsu

This is Kino

 

[Pluciferous]

I don't see this video on Explore With Us’ yt feed. Has it been removed already for misgendering?

 

[spacko]

wtb Greene County Sheriff's Office reaction video

 

[Sonya-chan]

Oh man I feel so bad for the poor officers to be given this forbidden knowledge lmao.

Must have been the funniest day of their life

 

[Procrastinhater]

Trannies fear a serious debate over if Chris is actually trans or just mentally ill

It's the same thing.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

It's the same thing.

Yeah, it's funny how self-harm will get you into a psych ward unless you want to chop your dick off.

 

[The Feline Solution]

Amazing. The coppers being baffled by what's actually happening, their hilarious reactions to it, Chris starting very strong with a classic, emphasized sigh at 1:47... This is absolute kino. Approaching Lynchian just to turn into Felliniesque. Bravo!
Really, that's one for the ages

 

[GaryGray]

How the fuck do you properly summarize this waterfall of insanity?

> Arreated subject.
> Subject appears of diminished mental capacity
> Two male bystanders, possibly associates of subject were present.
> Subject spent car ride ranting about imaginary nonsense.
The charge of mother fucker was probably the more insane part. Cops deal with skitzos and mentally handicapped often.

 

[W00K #17]

(Chris sighs)

I'm fucking dying.