Aug 17 2024 - Bodycam footage of the incest arrest

[Blue Miaplacidus]

The bag that everyone says is diapers looks more like feminine hygiene pads to me, but I've got shitty eyesight.

They are pads, but he wears them specifically because he literally shits himself as "diapers are for babies". He's a schizo tranny, not a baby.

 

[King Kiwi]

Sassy Nick/Officer Nick is now CWC cannon.

Okay, now I'm just hoping they include this in Zootopia 2.

With Chris as a warthog or something.

You know where life is going when CGI Lion King 2 is the best thing they're offering.

 

[KingPenguin120]

It's incredible how long the last thread of The Merge has managed to maintain itself without breaking. It's been a little more than 3 tears and I still don't see any cartoons or autistic looking OCs walking around.

 

[Caroline Farrow]

This is too funny.

Chris' arrest occurred when I had Covid for the first time, was the first member of my family to get it and, as such, was confined to the bedroom for a week, because everyone was still terrified.

I spent my time with no work or family responsibilities, holed up on my own extremely productively. I prayed, I read and I watched the saga unfold, learned Chris' backstory and was introduced to Ralph while laughing so hard I thought my lungs were going to collapse.

Seeing it from the other POV is glorious.

When I was arrested, I felt a bit bad because I gave the cops a stern talking to from the back of the car. Asked them if arresting middle aged priest wives for offending people on the internet was what they joined for. I asked them what they would tell their loved ones when they got home that shift? "Yeah, I had to go and arrest a Catholic mum in the middle of cooking the family dinner because she might have misgendered a woman with a penis."

Seeing this alleviates my guilt. (I'm a polite Britbong who at heart feels a bit bad about being rude).

I should have gone full Chris on them. You feel that invisible punch in the face? That's St Nicholas who's hating your heresy.

 

[DickMain]

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The officer at the door just playing with his nails awkwardly hoping it all just blows over quickly hits so close to home lol. Got a good laugh out of him giggling at the Kevin Gates thing

lmao at 8:07 "I could just stare back at them", posts up at the door. I love the interdepartmental BS'ing around. Cop humor is funny

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

Cops handled that like absolute professionals.

This could have been used to get the case dismissed. The whole case revolved around Chris's confession to Bella that he boinked Barb. Meanwhile, he's talking to cops about seeing fucking spider man. Nothing he says has any credibility. Its honestly a miracle he was in jail for as long as he was.

Chris CHAD playing 4D Chess, brilliantly yet subtly ruining the plans of that fungal sociopath daughter of a glownigger.

Inshallah, Isabella Loretta Janke's arrest in New Mexico for her warrants for speeding tickets will happen soon, and the bodycam footage comes out soon after.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

It's amazing how well behaved Chris can be when he's got a legitimate threat of being tazed.

 

[knightswagger]

Laugh all you want, but one day the masses will know this event as one of the messiah's mightiest sermons.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

The cops absolute baffled reactions as this progresses is great. Hopefully, Sassy Nick is with us!

 

[WelperHelper99]

>Log in
>Church is about to start
>Chris bodycam has been released
I REALLY hate I'm stuck for 2 hours not able to watch this lmao

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

>one minute in
““

 

[Male Idiot]

Rekieta footage would be wild, but this is funnier.

Chris is just... being so much Chris. Stress Sigh, Pardon my flatulence , the merge, King Arthur, this is just chef's kiss of autism.

Okey my neighbours must think I'm retarded now, I have been laughing for an hour and my sides hurt. This is a good day.

This is just a single event in Christory, but this is the debut of Sassy Nick the famous jerkop! Sonic speed, officer!

 

[fake farts]

The immediate stress sighs were perfect. Respect to the editor too, for editing out Ralph continuously shilling his shitty stream, but leaving in the "You're live to about 3,000 people right now!" to drive home just how much of a "celebrity" Chris actually is. Gotta love Chris just calling him a troll too. Suffer, pigmonster.

 

[DickMain]

Respect to the editor too, for editing out Ralph

I, for one, hope he's livid.

 

[veritarded]

Hearing the cops react to Ralph and Meigh with an appropriate level of bemusement is exactly what I needed

one of the cops said something like "who are the two men out there", they were probably referring to another spectator but i'll just believe they were referring to meigh.

 

[Average Pepsi Enjoyer]

Love his random statement to the officers about his hubby Sonichu punching them ever so lightly. So glad he told them so they wouldn't be too confused about the slight painful sensations from the other dimension and possibly wrongfully arrest Sonichu as well. As expected of a True and Honest goddess.

 

[Q_Anon1001]

one of the cops said something like "who are the two men out there", they were probably referring to another spectator but i'll just believe they were referring to meigh.

It was the sperg that was following Chris from the mall and was telling Elmer Fudd ass where he could find him

 

[Oxyjen]

one of the cops said something like "who are the two men out there", they were probably referring to another spectator but i'll just believe they were referring to meigh.

“Has kind of a military haircut too.
Maybe it’s Green Valley?”

“In a baby blue Yaris?”

“Could be a rental”


Nice scripting. Whole thing is Kino.

 

[Chernabog3000]

The thumbnail. The voice. The channel. It's so uncanny 2 me. Like I know it's not the first celbutard dudes made a video about but this proof enough to me the merge happened. All the bodycam and Tru crime shit I've watched from this dude this one was the most spooky context wise. Its just so jarring and bizarre culture wise like how much more proof do you need we living in an intertwined existence than this series of events being immortalized in americas biggest normie pastime. Tru crime.

 

[FiveStarAce]

It's incredible how long the last thread of The Merge has managed to maintain itself without breaking. It's been a little more than 3 tears and I still don't see any cartoons or autistic looking OCs walking around.

Excuse me!?