Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 21.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 43 14.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.1%

  • Total voters
    293
The cop watching a reupload of the stream won't matter for the warrant, but the state hasn't subpoenaed Google for an actual copy (the discovery they turned over was the reupload). This is retarded because at trial it would be difficult/impossible to authenticate some random reupload. The state needs someone to testify that it's a true and accurate representation of the original or that it was recorded/stored by some regular procedure. You subpoena a copy from Google for the latter method.
The probable cause 1. Did not rely on Aaron Imholte whatsoever so I am unsure why he is cited at all in this document. The youtube video was also a minor part of the probable cause
How so?
Probable cause was established almost entirely through Aaron's statements and Nick's streams.

The affidavit established Aaron having a close relationship with Nick, including streaming from his house. It contains Aaron's allegations that Nick was on drugs during the cokestream and that he and his kids needed help, which was the day before the warrant issued.

The cop watched the cokestream and saw Nick all fucked up, including returning from a bathroom break all geeked out with white powder on his nose.
 
I've been saying he'd do this for months too because it is just the obvious strategy. About the only thing I didn't predict is it would be this absolutely lame, pathetic and incompetent.
I don't get his part about April being Mirandized. Can't you loose your "Miranda rights" if you respond willingly? If he made the question she should not have responded at all.
 
The BalldoReich is downsizing!

Low key, that’s a nice bit of property there. 7.8 acres of land and you live amidst a bunch of natural lake formations. Plenty of trees. Good school zones. Price is a bit high but I see potential in the bones of the structure. Could easily add another bedroom or two at over 6k sqft living space. Plenty of land to start gardening and farming.

Might need to wash the stains out, though.
 
I still see Cokestream when I click on that link.
Could be a bug on Odysee's side.
Decided to see if I could replicate your results, and was successful, so I'll agree with you that it's probably a bug that occurred...
Adding to this, I loaded it up myself on Odyssey, and seeked through the video a bit. It does appear to be the original Cokestream as I remember it. Obviously, I didn't watch the full four hours. You couldn't pay me enough

The funny possibility is that he did change it but reverted it as soon as he realized it was discovered.
Maybe. If somebody like Null or Haru swore that it was changed when they checked it, I would believe them. They've always been straight shooters. There could be shenanigans going on, or they could have experienced a bug.
 
Does Nick seriously think the Judge is going to throw every piece of evidence gathered via the warrant (aka the entire criminal case) off of what he claims?
Yes. If he was right, they would have to toss everything that came from the warrant.
The police fuck up executing warrants every day in ways that result in dropped charges. They fuck up establishing probable cause for simple things like pulling someone over for DWI every day in ways that result in dropped charges. Even when the accused obviously did it after the bad stop or search is made.
Did they fuck up executing Nick's warrant? Doesn't look like it, but defense attorneys have the "Warrant Bad" form sitting on their intern's laptop and they will order the intern to make minor case-relevant changes to it, run the playbook, and bill the hours.
 
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Up for sale is 12565 52ND ST NE, Spicer MN, 56288 for a myopically humble price of $450,000.
I wish Ralph would buy it and move in next door.

Or Null.

[That doesn't seem like a bad price for almost 7,000sq ft on a 7+ acre lot but I know nothing about MN real estate. It'll be fun to see how motivated they are to sell based on future price drops]
 
I would advise everyone to go and read the actual statement of probable cause. The probable cause 1. Did not rely on Aaron Imholte whatsoever so I am unsure why he is cited at all in this document.
I think it's that this shitty document is not drafted to convince the court, but to cater to the whiny retard that is Nick Rekieta, so it's tailored to appease his soulful pining over his gay lover even though it's completely irrelevant to the case. This is entirely drafted to keep Nick the moron paying this Barneswalking clown nosed lawyer.

And you're right, it's abjectly awful, the arguments are complete nonsense, and only a water-brained dipshit like Nick could consider this adequate representation.

I hope he paid through the nose for this excreta.
Also this might be, the impossibly rare, almost unheard of case where the prosecution could get reciprocal discovery BASED ON THIS ARGUMENT, because Nick is saying 'Well I do have the true and correct copy of the video' and his argument may require him to turn it over to the prosecution. Retarded.
And this is the most glaringly stupid part right here, that more or less jumps right out at you. Okay, so you have the original and you hid it. Turn it over, bitch.

And if he doesn't, oh, so you destroyed it? (Files obstruction of justice/evidence destruction charges.)
This is retarded. No legal argument that cops can't seize guns at a drug bust will ever succeed. Kill yourself Barneswalker. No legal analysis needed
I like how most of this document is exactly on this level. No legal analysis needed beyond "kill yourself retard." I have seen better arguments from pro se criminal defendants. Sov cits even. This is just trash.
 
I hope he gets the continuance and then has to babysit the hollering hog for a month.
I hope he gets so many continuances that by way of obscure legal occultism they actually jump to Virginia via Hardin's connection to Greene County and retroactively grant even more continuances to Chris's pepper spray case.
 
Probable cause was established almost entirely through Aaron's statements and Nick's streams.

The affidavit references Aaron's statements, but at the end of the first paragraph in the case background section, Pomplun indicates that before he had ever viewed one of Aaron's shows, he got the mandatory report from the pastor. Saying it was established "almost entirely" through his statements seems way too generous.

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Maybe Null will moved back the US now.
He should buy Nick's house and get a lawyer to say they should reduce the price because of drug activity, the only way to prove this isn't the case and the realter is being dishonest about it is the release of the body cam footage
 
The BalldoReich is downsizing!

Up for sale is 12565 52ND ST NE, Spicer MN, 56288 for a myopically humble price of $450,000.
The Liquor that Nick totally poured out has been located.

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What do you think the "A" is for in the only occupied bedroom? Could it be for a sad, lonely 29 year old crack whore?
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Let's check the closet...
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Yep.. Lonely mistress in the second home. Where will she live now?
 
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