Justin Talmadge / Doobus Goobus / @DoobusGoobus / Mastuhpieces / The Leech - Youtube animator, gooner and aggressive political sperg who is allergic to criticism, tranny whiteknight AND chaser. #1 hater of the Confederacy. Has his 1.5m YT channel email attached to porn sites.

Wasn't hen supposed to not use Twitter as much and see a therapist about his issues?

I guess that was all pretend or he gave up like a little bitch?
He still brings up how living by himself is the bestest thing to happen to him, as if we he was abused by his religious parents. He still has retard moments on Twitter.

I considered it a sad thing that at some point in your life, you stop receiving many gifts for your birthday and at most you only receive greetings.

But now I'm left with the perception that it's even sadder that you probably don't have any close friends and you have to be begging for gifts from your audience. Doobson's life must be as shallow as a polished mirror.
When you're older, you learn to appreciate the greetings a lot more than physical gifts because you can buy and plan your own stuff. The kicker with Doobson is if we're going to go by Social Blade stats, this fucker makes enough money a year to buy his own fucking presents and live in a decent place. Yea, Doobson deserves his mockery and eventual downfall. There's also gift cards and cash like everybody else said.

Why can't he just livestream his animation process every once in a while? With an million subscribers, someone's bound to interact with him.
Because...
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He openly admits he's a lazy, incompetent faggot who hardly wants to interact with fans unless they give him money or pussy. A stream would require effort and social skills. We know Doobson has none of those things (one is gonna be spoilered because it's nsfw).

In honor of Doobson's birthday (because I couldn't get my other "present" for him on time), here are some special tweets from Doobson:
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Bullshit you don't. You hate anyone who disagrees with you, and you were okay with Justin Roiland getting metoo'd and cancelled. Let's not forget about your Easter tantrum.

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"im not liek those altryte nazees who celebrated her def im a male feminist ally by giving her my condolences never mind I reeeed about muh youtube shekels"
Great virtue signaling, you sjw faggot. God, he'll always change his opinions to appease his leftist Overlords (too bad they don't watch his shitty cartoons). You know we have proof of you reeeing about Youtube monetization, right?

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You would think he's one of Doobson's creepy fans until you see the actual art he made for our Broccoli Boy.



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He even used the doobusart hashtag. This guy's a hentai artist, who is the exact opposite of Doobson (unless I'm missing something, but I saw this account bitch about tranny faggots, something Doobson would reee over).

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Doobson probably didn't like the picture when it had the hashtags.

Happy Birthday, you sjw broccoli bitch.
 
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I want to hear this unhinged stress test, but knowing Doobson it's probably going to suck.

Why is the word consent in quotation marks?
The guy's hentai art is pretty edgy if you see the twitter handle, and a part of me thinks he's not a fan of guys like Doobson (whiny sjw hypocrites). Doobson would post any kind of gay fan art, yet this one didn't get any attention even with the doobusart hashtag.


After months of waiting, I think this man is almost ready. I can smell beef.
Wait until Fall starts for the obvious reasons.

And who's fault is that, change starts from within broccoli boyView attachment 6321579
If Social Blade stats are accurate, you were roughly making 10-40k a month until you became an absolute bitch on Youtube and Twitter, Doobson. You only made 13 videos this year compared to the 80 something videos from the last 2 years (30-something in 23, 50-something in 22), but out of the 13 videos only 3 of them were actually successful. Even if you made more content, no one wants to watch a soulless, shitty cartoon that had no love put into it, and people are catching onto your lazy, shitty work ethic. You still have time "to get your shit together" at 24, so if I were you I'd start now.
 
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I want to hear this unhinged stress test, but knowing Doobson it's probably going to suck.


The guy's hentai art is pretty edgy if you see the twitter handle, and a part of me thinks he's not a fan of guys like Doobson (whiny sjw hypocrites). Doobson would post any kind of gay fan art, yet this one didn't get any attention even with the doobusart hashtag.



Wait until Fall starts for the obvious reasons.


If Social Blade stats are accurate, you were roughly making 10-40k a month until you became an absolute bitch on Youtube and Twitter, Doobson. You only made 13 videos this year compared to the 80 something videos from the last 2 years (30-something in 23, 50-something in 22), but out of the 13 videos only 3 of them were actually successful. Even if you made more content, no one wants to watch a soulless, shitty cartoon that had no love put into it, and people are catching onto your lazy, shitty work ethic. You still have time "to get your shit together" at 24, so if I were you I'd start now.
 
This nigga is legitimately losing it, holy shit.

We're entering the mental breakdown arc. These are the ramblings of someone who the reality of life is finally hitting on him. The "cope with the fact that our jobs doesn't actually matters" line says a whole lot.

Edit: Archive, I have the feeling that the Doobson is gonna delete this when he calms down.


 
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That was honestly what I was wondering too, because it could easily be either or.
I'm willing to bet on the first one, and I have a good reason to believe that. There are no hints of humor in this at all, he's just rambling and self-deprecating himself in a harsh way, not in a funny way. This is not the style he tends to do this style of humor.

He made this when the Mordecai and that pony from MLP meme was popular. He gave a commentary about how he was tired on working with the algorithm, but he did some kind of humor at the end by making the bird talk and Doobus threatening to hit him with a brick.


Or even this, when he complained about the Youtube system, he made it with some kind of humor, even doing something different by making animation on paper.


But here? There's nothing of that. It's just him spouting self-deprecating comments about why his lazy ass doesn't do anything for his channel and even acknowledges that drawing himself wearing a straitjacket is an attempt by him to be profound.

With this I can already confirm that his mental health is deteriorating, his supposed therapy sessions were of no use to him.
 
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With this I can already confirm that his mental health is deteriorating, his supposed therapy sessions were of no use to him.
Therapy is a fucking scam anyway. Doobius - yes, everything you're suffering right now is self-inflicted. I feel absolutely no sympathy. Because instead of actually taking steps to improve your situation, here you are, sitting on your ass and whining about it like a little bitch. Your inner obstacles are NOT insurmountable. Grow a pair, sack up, adapt, and overcome, broccoli man.
 
This nigga is legitimately losing it, holy shit.

We're entering the mental breakdown arc. These are the ramblings of someone who the reality of life is finally hitting on him. The "cope with the fact that our jobs doesn't actually matters" line says a whole lot.

Edit: Archive, I have the feeling that the Doobson is gonna delete this when he calms down.


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Reminder, Doobus was suicidal before starting YouTube or something. His words, not mine. P.S, someone should archive and upload his subtitles too, he writes "special" things in them.
 
Reminder, Doobus was suicidal before starting YouTube or something. His words, not mine. P.S, someone should archive and upload his subtitles too, he writes "special" things in them.
You should make a video goobus. (goobus said to goobus)
I SHOULD make a video goobus! (goobus responded to goobus)
I agree goobus (the super-ego justifying itself)
You don't make enough videos goobus (i was say "goobus" does not sound like a word anymore, but it never really was a word).
I know, I get overthinky (that's definitely not a real word).
Cause I don't think anything I make is funny for a long time (sips air) and then I Don't make a video.
Wow that sounds like a "you" problem!
it IS a you (me?) problem!
I can't blame them (the audience, you did nothing this time, bucko).
this is my fault (shakes with fault)
is it your fault? yep its your fault! (they agree accusing the single person on screen).
wow, you sure are a f*#@*n' idiot! (self-abuse is easier than when others do it!)
I know! (well he took it like a champ).
*brain frys* actually your a genius!
That's F^%&$n' narcissistic! get out of my video (I should just add the realistic hand to the ref sheet at this point).
I'm sorry (to himself)
ur not.
muh-maybe, I'm a narcissist!
What should i make a joke about? here's a joke!
*joke*
wow, I had a seizure! wait, is that offensive?
Do I get seizures?
I do not get seizures.
I don't think i have the seizure joke pass.
F&CK!
f&ck.
cat get out of the way i'm trying to record something! (lady on the screen is named Beeker who said she wanted to be in a toon as her birthday gift, she got the "cry for help" episode!)
Wow, look i drew myself in a straight jacket while being an ARtist!
i'm so FFFFFF*&*(^N deep man.
it's so deep to AW draw yourself being crazy.
*takes a lil goobus breath*
cause thats how we cope with the fact this job doesn't actually matter.
*realizes the use of "we" was actually "I"*
mmm
 
(the audience, you did nothing this time, bucko).
"this" time? So that implies he has issues with the people that watches his videos in general, or just specific people? Did the backlash of the confederacy video really fuck him up?
(lady on the screen is named Beeker who said she wanted to be in a toon as her birthday gift, she got the "cry for help" episode!)
Imagine asking Doobus to put you in a cartoon and THIS is the one you get.
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SAD! Happy Birthday bitch!
 
Don't feel bad for this faggot. He's back to being insufferable on Twitter:
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You know what makes it worse for Doobson? Nobody on Twitter gave a fuck about his video or that he was making a new one. He seems to post his videos on Twitter now, but even Twitter seems to hate this one. For a guy with 200k followers, his ratios suck.
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I think he's aware of his Kiwi thread because he went after everybody. Obviously he hates us and all of the "haters" who got tired of his shitty attitude/cartoons, but at I'm also seeing some frustration with his new fanbase when he brings up the seizure jokes. You chose them, Doobson. You were told your sjw-tranny audience will screw you over no matter what you do. You were told that no amount of virtue signaling will turn a lesbian straight for one minute, so she can fuck you. Enjoy them because I don't think your old fans are coming back.

cause thats how we cope with the fact this job doesn't actually matter.
You were bragging about your "career," and you were making decent cash until you became a lazy, sjw bitch. This is all on you, Doobson.

"this" time? So that implies he has issues with the people that watches his videos in general, or just specific people? Did the backlash of the confederacy video really fuck him up?

Imagine asking Doobus to put you in a cartoon and THIS is the one you get.
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SAD! Happy Birthday bitch!
I'd be worried and upset if my favorite artist would put me in something like this.
 
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When I saw this video, I wondered if he had a thread.
...I did not know how nasty he was. H even got kicked off Newgrounds.
I feel bad tha tranny bullying messed up him further, though.

...I must admi that I find his brain frying and him having the seizure funny, not out of an A-Loggy way, either.
 
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