Dave Brian Muscato / Danielle Tatiana Muscato / Danielle Brian Muscato - Half-Assed Trans Activist, Fully Arrested, Rape Appropriator, Currently Trying to Extort His Parents

was his having to take Dave to court twice to remove him from the home.
This has always mystified me. Why did they let him back in a second and third time? I know they are his parents, but come on.
Poor naive Amy Prager, it wasn't just his dad's building, it was his dad's living room sofa Dave was hogging, as well as the basement of the family home.
 
Common sense in the comments but Dave is too smart for that.
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How does he figure any of this?

Firstly, Dr Joe (the same as Donald Trump) hasn’t done anything to prevent Dave from working. If Dave can commit to a “one-woman show,” then clearly he is capable of work. He has medical conditions, but I think it would be impossible to attribute those to Dr Joe (think Mafia boss). In any case, there’s no way in hell that Dave is out by millions of dollars.

It doesn’t take an incisive legal mind to point out all the holes in Fatty’s case. This thread alone contains enough evidence to immediately shoot him down, all from his own stubble-girt mouth.
 
Common sense in the comments but Dave is too smart for that.
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It's funny that Dave has stopped using the ongoing case against him as an excuse for not moving on from Diabolical Doctor Joe. He can't let the few stooges who still follow his inane posts dig into the allegations against him.
 
Firstly, Dr Joe (the same as Donald Trump) hasn’t done anything to prevent Dave from working.
Apart from his brief PR gig, I wonder if Dave has ever “worked.” Even then, if you watch some of his old interviews, you can see he was profoundly unqualified. I’ll see if I can dig up some clips.

I’ve often wondered during his times between the Muscato living room how much money his parents were sending him just to keep body, soul, and petroleum-derived do rag together.

He’s one of the more entitled lol cows I follow — spoiled, rancid — thank God I find his worldview hilarious. Particularly because there’s nothing anyone could do to knock some sense into him — not even the State — short of a Victorian workhouse or asylum — hmm, the Victorian period in general, maybe.

I’m trying to recall the circumstances of the first 2 evictions. I believe the first time he moved back into the home, was going to Mizzou and dicking around generally. The second time was after he lost his job and became Danielle. Might be time to revisit and update the timeline. Make sure we are all ready for the trial, ha ha.
 
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With any luck the Muscatos will die at an advance age, at peace, quietly, surrounded by their loving family, with Dave not getting a fucking red cent. I guarantee they are smart enough to structure their estate in such a way that it is completely insulated from Dave suing it for his "fair share" or for past "bad acts". Dave will ultimately get nothing, and will be forced to come to the realization that when he can no longer try to go after them, he has nothing, and no one in his life, and that on his best day, he is a pathetic joke and on the worst, a sad reminder.
 
Common sense in the comments but Dave is too smart for that.
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This is Dave's second reply there: "My father was able to avoid going to prison for what he did to me because he's rich. It is appropriate that he should pay one way or the other."

Mafia Boss Dr. Joe Muscato (think Trump) didn't just avoid prison, he avoided even being arrested and charged! Not even Trump (think Dr. Joe Muscato) has pulled that off!
 
With any luck the Muscatos will die at an advance age, at peace, quietly, surrounded by their loving family, with Dave not getting a fucking red cent. I guarantee they are smart enough to structure their estate in such a way that it is completely insulated from Dave suing it for his "fair share" or for past "bad acts".

According to the minimal research I did last year, they don’t even have to do that. TL;DR fatboy is fucked

Neither an American or a lawyer, but according to this Mo. lawyer:

  1. challenges are heard by a jury (imagine how normies would react to Dave!)
  2. the jury has to determine if the will is otherwise valid and the testator was aware of the „natural objects of his bounty”
  3. if yes to all of these, ”then the usual remaining issue is whether there was such undue influence on the decedent as to cause the jury to conclude that the free will of the decedent was overpowered and destroyed, resulting in the decedent signing a will that otherwise would not have been signed.”
  4. if a will is invalid, assets are distributed via the usual principles of intestacy.
Dave could argue he is a natural object of Joe’s or Mary’s bounty and that Jeff and Andy overpowered them, leading to his disinheritance. The cool thing is that in terrorem clauses are enforceable in Missouri - basically, you challenge, you lose whatever you would have received under the will. So any competent lawyer would advise Joe and Mary to get some proof they are mentally competent to make a will, leave him a sum of money which isn’t a large chunk of the estate but would be helpful to him (say, ten grand) and include the reasons they’re giving him only a small amount (such as the fact he’s got an arrest for stalking his parents, along with his other crazy shit), and back it up with an in terrorem clause. He challenges, he loses even the small amount. Checkmate.

I suspect that as @Nanashi no kiwi said, some trust might be set up so he isn’t annoying decent homeless people, although who would serve as trustee and become Dave’s new target is a puzzle

Dave will ultimately get nothing, and will be forced to come to the realization that when he can no longer try to go after them, he has nothing, and no one in his life, and that on his best day, he is a pathetic joke and on the worst, a sad reminder.

Weapons grade narcissism is not so easily defeated, you beautiful optimist
 
Yeah, the Drs. Muscato probably have trusts set up for the grandkids that will take a lot of financial pressure off the two worthy sons who may even now be getting inheritance-in-advance gifts each year under the $17k limit for doing so without being taxed.

Would your life be easier if mom was giving you $16,999 every year and so was dad and no tax applied? My parents prefer to ignore the handsome tax benefits for stupid reasons like "furnace" and "grandma." Kah.

Maybe Dave was/is getting $33,998/yr that way. Maybe Dave also once had a revocable trust since his parents always knew he was never going to cope with adulthood. Maybe they've had to raid that trust to cover the legal bills he's generating for them. Ha ha ha revocable!

Maybe the House of Crime Scenes is already owned by an LLC in which the two responsible brothers are execs so there will be no probating it.

Maybe that's why Dave needs Gloria Allred to get him his $20 million right now. His parents may not just live inconveniently long, they may have already Dave-proofed their assets.
 
With any luck the Muscatos will die at an advance age, at peace, quietly, surrounded by their loving family, with Dave not getting a fucking red cent. I guarantee they are smart enough to structure their estate in such a way that it is completely insulated from Dave suing it for his "fair share" or for past "bad acts". Dave will ultimately get nothing, and will be forced to come to the realization that when he can no longer try to go after them, he has nothing, and no one in his life, and that on his best day, he is a pathetic joke and on the worst, a sad reminder.
Dave will just transfer his fixation onto Andy and possibly the other brother.
 
You know what, I bet that even after everything, Dave will be left a sum that most Americans would consider quite handsome. I base this on my assumption that the senior Muscatos fall broadly within the spectrum of normal human behavior, which means they probably feel some residual amount of affection for and obligation toward their offspring despite everything else, if for no other reason than such reactions have historically been necessary to ensure propagation of the species. I also think it would be a fool's errand to expect Dave to understand any of this.
 
Just realized I don't know which of his cases is set for trial in October - stealing $750 worth of food or harassing his parents? Or are they going to amuse the jury with all of that at once? ETA - One case number for all three charges so I guess the jury gets a trifecta.

ETA - That judge has five jury trials scheduled for October 9. I will call the court clerk's office to inquire first thing next week.

My hunch is that on Monday, October 7, the judge will run his docket - that is, sit on the bench going through a list of cases assigned to him with the attorneys involved milling around - to find out what needs to be taken care of that week.

For the jury trials, he will determine which prosecutor/defense attorney combo has their witnesses available and no scheduling conflicts, and put those five cases in sequence.

Hence, October 9 may not be the magic date for Dave even if he doesn't win another delay by keeling over in court convincingly enough to roll an EMT wagon.

I look forward to that magic moment when he finally goes to trial and his lawyer says to the prospective jurors, "My client, Daniel Titania Muscato, is a transwoman. Do you have any beliefs or feelings that would interfere with your judging the facts in this case impartially for that reason?"

And the citizenry's eyes turn to the festering pigman with the massive whiskered jaws. Does anyone laugh? Guffaw? Snort? Utter one syllable: "THAT?" Pleeeeeease.
 
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Dave going pro se would be wonderful. The judge might be a raving alcoholic by the end of it and the jury might have absconded to Brazil, but we'd have had a rollicking good time.
I think you're completely right. The hard part is that Dave doesn't know what his future lawyer's vocal abilities will be, but if he's doing his own closing argument he can just go ahead and write the song for his own range.
 
Dave has it in mind that his parents are super wealthy, but they really aren’t. They are well-educated professionals that have worked hard and, in the later part of their lives, are enjoying the fruits of their labor. But they really don’t have generational wealth. A lot of their cash is going to go for their care and comfort as they grow older, particularly if they want to live in ritzy assisted living and/or have their own live-in caregivers, as people on their class level are wont to do. Dave really has no idea what is ahead for them. Elder care is staggeringly expensive, particularly if the person lives into their late 80s and beyond.

As discussed above, it’s actually pretty easy to disown someone; the key is that you have to do it before you die. So many people don’t make sufficient plans, and when the estate goes to probate, that gives everyone the chance to start squabbling over the scraps. If you’ve got a fuckup in your family (for instance, a mentally disturbed addict amongst your children), an estate lawyer will advise you to be clear in your will about how much or how little you want them to inherit and under what circumstances. In Dave’s case, he can try to get a lawyer, but he’ll have a hard time getting one to take his case because it’s not a lot of money and he has a history of addiction and legal trouble.

If Dave really wanted to live a comfortable life off the parental teat, he’d make up with them, become their primary caregiver, and they would support him in exchange for their care. Hell, he’d probably do better than both his brothers. But he’s too much of a narcissist to be willing to perform the sacrifice that would entail.
 
Court clerks said:

Look for a trial date to be set around Oct. 2 if Oct. 9 turns out to be the go date. The dates roll forward fairly often for many reasons - a witness isn't available, one of the attorneys has another trial, defense asks for more time, etc. - but a firm date is usually set a week ahead of the trial.

When that date is set, the Casenet screen for the judge's most recent entry under the Docket Entries tab will show the Webex link if the trial is to be done via video. No Webex link? It'll be in person. While Judge Crane requires defendants come before him for sentencing, he does some trials via video. A jury trial makes it less likely to be done via video.

Same for the pre-trial conference on September 30 - look for the Webex link under the Docket Entries tab. Right now, there's no Webex link and Dave's "ordered to appear." While the hearing time is shown as 9 a.m., the judge may begin hearing matters pertaining to several cases that morning and Dave's may not be first.

Dave's three criminal cases have now been consolidated into one.
 
How often do you think Dave vacuums his carpet? Once a year? Never?

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