Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

WTF is wrong with that shower? The only comparable thing I can think of is a pic of a kitchen sink I saw as an example of abandoned mine drainage polluting well water

The answer is YES. Having lived in illinois, the water there sucked. Had to use a fuck ton of water softener salt to make it tolerable. Minnesota is not that far away. And they also tap water from the great lakes im sure they have the same issues.

They probably are using a well, since they're out in the country. Probably a lot of iron in between the surface and the aquifer. Still... not suprising to see Nick was a shitty homeowner.

 

[BathTubShine]

What appears to be a broken bottle of Boss Hog whiskey is mounted in the kitchen.

From 4 different angles:

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Ah yes, the famous bottle he broke at some fan meeting before anyone took a sip. Also seen on the gift painting Gollum got him as a present.
Seems to confirm he did actually just move all the booze in to the fleshlights house before all the CPS stuff after the arrest.

 

[Peace Through Power]

They took the pictures a week ago apparently

 

[Sexy Potoo]

What's the prize?

You get this cool hat.

 

[Corn Syrup Connoisseur]

So is the last minute filing an attempt to get the hearing delayed to 'own' muh Karen Farmers that made plans to attend?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Yes, a temperate European climate.

Also, fuck that open plan kitchen/dining area. That's some gay ass 'entertaining' (keys in the bowl) shit. Not against the open plan, keep the excessively large kitchen, but the dining area doesn't need to be that big.

It’s poorly designed. There is a lot of bad “open plan” living where it’s just a big ass room and it’s anti-cozy, like this house. Similar to having high ceilings for the sake of having high ceilings.

It seems like a house with a poorly designed extension that added at some point, probably the giant kitchen, dining, living room. Like hanging out in a school gym.

Also nothing like pulling up to the front of your house to see a big ugly garage door and dingy side door beside it. Terrible frontage, zero curb appeal.

This might have been a decently designed house at one point and then got a bad extension. (Very common phenomenon) Or it’s just a “owner ideas plus contractor” American special.

The one interesting thing I noticed, and liked, is the house seems to be built into the land. Not sure how that plays out with water/moisture but would be great for keeping a house warm in winter and cool in summer.

Nick’s current home is a big tacky “1990’s fake craftsman ” McMansion. Also appears to be another rich guy with ideas plus contractor special. (They usually pick something out of a blue print publication and then tweak it to death with all their bad ideas for a house)

 

[TexOffender]

My headcanon believes that broken bottle is from an incident.

It's the broken boss hog from the accident he had at anime matsuri where he dropped it and it landed flat and broke with the whiskey still in it.

commemorated in this painting lady rackets got for nick

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I give the stove a pass because those glass tops are ass to clean. My headcanon believes that broken bottle is from an incident.

I'm guessing Nick burnt a ton of ramen on that stovetop, lot of boilovers because he's a drunk and inattentive.

 

[Oh Darn]

Book selection is reddit tier bullshit, but also, ENHANCE:




lmao


Say, that little white bottle behind the sunglasses looks interesting.... Could it be?


Having some trouble with your sinuses, pretty lady?

 

[GPRIMACADO]

 

[Owlbear]

I'm just spitballing here, but can we buy the house and get it rezoned as a datacenter to host two internet services? I think this could be the start of two great companies:

• Buttflare, competing with Cloudflare. "Butt" harkens back to the old cloud-to-butt plugin while also underlining that Rekieta is a fag.
• Incoherent Ramblings, competing with Cogent Communications. The "hook" of Incoherent Ramblings Inc. can be that all customer service calls are taken from the shower.

I will see myself out.

 

[Vibralldo]

Null please start a collection for the Kamp Kiwi Kompound

The titular Kiwi Farm

 

[dustnight]

"Don't you know who I am? I had more viewers on one stream than your entire county pussy liquor BISH!"

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

This kind of shit in the field of "expert witnesses" is ridiculously common. Hire some ridiculous quack to spew a bunch of mumbo jumbo in the hopes of confusing the jury. The chiroquacktor testifying about "muh fibromyalgae." The guy who insists all breathalyzers or drug tests are wrong every single time, etc. Even proscutors constantly bring in absolute bullshit "experts."

I don't think it was Twain but someone said "there are liars, damn liars, and expert witnesses."

It is a bastardised Twain quote. The original was , 'There are liars, damn liars, and statistics.'

This is retarded because at trial it would be difficult/impossible to authenticate some random reupload. The state needs someone to testify that it's a true and accurate representation of the original or that it was recorded/stored by some regular procedure. You subpoena a copy from Google for the latter method.

I don't think they want to go to trial. They would put in the subpoena only when they need, I would think.

I'm lowkey kind of mad, 450k would barely get you a tiny 2-bedroom apartment in a shitty neighborhood where I live (Amsterdam). You Americans have got it so good when it comes to property prices. Nick is a piece of shit but I'm ngl, that is an amazing property in an incredible location that he's selling for pocket change. I know Nick lives in the middle of nowhere but he has to be underselling it's value. Even in the states this property has to be worth way more than 450k.

Anyway, I don't get why he's selling a chunk of his property unless money is tight. You don't live in the middle of nowhere surrounded by nature if you like the idea of having neighbors almost right on top of you. Do you guys think everything is good between Nick and Kayla? The timing seems pretty odd.

That city being Los Angeles.

No joke, my bet is still on Nick ending up in California with Dick Masterson at some point. How long that takes depends on the length of his any probation he might receive.

I know for a fact California has a pretty robust anti-SLAPP statute too (it's the state that birthed the term "Streisand Effect," and that case concerned California anti-SLAPP), which will be useful given the amount of shit he likes to talk. Nick once said he has to win his appeal against Monty because, if he doesn't, more people will sue him. I always took that to mean he is aware Minnesota ain't the best state for talking shit.

Why would you want the stress of selling your house just as you go into a court battle?

Unless both Nick and Kayla planning to enter a plea bargain and leave Spicer very soon. . . But probation often requires you to remain in the state...

Maybe the plea deals will be for unsupervised probation?

I guess the other possibly is that maybe Nick and Kayla aren't getting along? Like divorce is on the horizon?

Perhaps Nick is refusing to pay Kayla's legal bills, so she wants her half of the house money? This seems less likely. But we know they fight like cats and dogs.

It's definitely an interesting development, especially in the context of Nick's motion to suppress and Kayla's last minute lawyer

I think the most likely explanation is they want to leave town asap

Perhaps the parents want him to sell it to get him back on track financially?

Or perhaps Nick is selling it because the parents or trust will not be helping with his bills on it any longer?

As another possibility, maybe he wants to leave the state?

So much of that, as is the case again here, reads like it's more for public consumption than court consumption.

Nick has opined on the value of making your filings easily understandable to send PR messages during litigation when you are mostly gagged.

What if Nick's 2nd property going up for sale is just a formality for his parents to buy & move into it, with reference to his scheme of having them move in their so the hatchlings will be with his parents & nearby?

No, they could have just moved in, if so. No need to sell.

He also wasted 10 years in college getting two degrees, neither of which led to a career.

10 years? AFAIK, he had 5 for the bachelor and 2 for lawschool?

What appears to be a broken bottle of Boss Hog whiskey is mounted in the kitchen.

From 4 different angles:

Nick had a tale of someone gifting that to him, and him drooping it in Tampa and trying to drink and pour from the broken glass. It was immortalised in Kayla's painting gift to him.

It's really bad with some of the plumbing
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That house is either alive and bleeding from the Sonichu curse; or there's a massive amount of iron / rust / decay in the pipes. Knock $100,000 off the asking price Racket, no way in hell would anyone touch that without getting the entire building replumbed.

The answer is YES. Having lived in illinois, the water there sucked. Had to use a fuck ton of water softener salt to make it tolerable. Minnesota is not that far away. And they also tap water from the great lakes im sure they have the same issues.

Nick has bitched about his iron content in the water and his hot tub filter being clogged in a few months and having to change it.

 

[George Lucas]

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Book selection is reddit tier bullshit, but also, ENHANCE:
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lmao

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Say, that little white bottle behind the sunglasses looks interesting.... Could it be?
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Having some trouble with your sinuses, pretty lady?

So is this the house where the girls had weird gross lesbian sex?

 

[Hellion]

So I'm guessing this is mainly to fund the court cases, but wonder if this has any dual motive?

E.g...

Does Nick think the pictures count as "proof" (to the internet, their family, CPS...?) that April isn't living with them in a throuple, she was simply a poor abused waif they've let live in their spare property while she gets back on her feet/ the nanny?

Is Nick hoping a-logs pull some gay ops trying to get to see the property etc., so he can use that as ammunition about "his family's safety" being at risk during any court proceedings?

Does it signal trouble in paradise between Nick and Kayla? (selling joint asset). Has April been fully upgraded into the main house (replacing Kayla, or going all in on the throuple?)

Does it signal external pressure mounting, e.g. due to familial or governmental oversight? Something has been making him act out this week, and it's normally because he feels constrained in some way. Could be as simple as his lawyer saying, "pay me, fucker" though.

 

[Lian Xing]

At this rate, we are going to be over 7000 by Christmas.

 

[Prehistoric Jazz]

Null please start a collection for the Kamp Kiwi Kompound

Hail to thee, Kamp Kiwi
By the woods of Big Nose Slum
Though your swings are squeaky
We'll bleach off all the cum
From your gleaming kitchen
To your stained BDSM Cross
Your fleshlight housemaid storage
Where our complaints are toss'd
Hail to thee, Kamp Kiwi
Below the Balldo Hill
We will always love Kamp Kiwi
A registered trademark of Lolcow LLC
All rights reserved!

 

[Bepis]

@Fapcop is an obvious candidate

Challenge where they have to stop him from escaping to run away with Kayla

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

The second house is not subdivided onto its own parcel so I'm curious how folks think you can sell that house and not the whole property. Pretty sure $450K is for all 7 acres and everything on it.

Presumably they'd sell it and the whole seven acres.

How many acres is Nick's house on? Does the second home have all the acreage?